Another HAPPENING threads where nothing will happen. Wake me up when an actual war breaks out.
Nicholas Morales
So, no North Korea TV anywhere?
Daniel Murphy
Numbers have predicted that it's gonna be Sweden that gets hit, so rest easy fellow burg
Easton Gutierrez
No, it got taken down by YouTube a while ago.
Bentley Murphy
>bing bing bong bong
What did Kim mean by this?
Wyatt Ramirez
2009 nuclear test == 4.7 MAGNITUDE
Nolan Reyes
RIP
Asher Scott
Who cares, America is cucked with regards to NK. We'll have more angry fist waving and concern but no real happening.
Hudson Perry
no
Nicholas Perez
if the numbers align, war by 2020 confirmed
Bentley Hughes
2016 nuclear test == 5.1 MAGNITUDE
Aiden Cook
...
Camden Kelly
I would be pedal-to-the-metaling out of Seoul if I lived there that's for sure
Tyler Thomas
My dad works for USAF. surface level quake was MOAB, we are at war with North Korea right now there will be nothing on the news for several hours at least.
Landon Johnson
GAT DANG IT I JUST PUT THE FORK IN THE POUTINE , NOW ROLLING FOR DIGITS IN THE PROSPECT OF NORTH KOREA NUKE
Jackson Wright
The translation is simple.
TWINKIES NOW OR DOOM.
It's a rough translation, but definitely accurate.
Hunter Butler
Nuclear bomb videos with music is maximum comfy, don't even try to prove me wrong because you can't and you know you can't.
Yes, yes we are.
Nathan Lewis
2016 nuclear test #2 == 5.3 MAGNITUDE
Robert Wright
COME ON KIM DO IT FUCKING DO IT
Alexander Jenkins
How long until we turn this fat fuck's country into a parking lot? Neocons love to fight wars for Israel but never use American power when it should be used. Better send those troops to Afghanistan and apply more sanctions!!
Samuel Bennett
SECOND EARTHQUAKE WAS NOT ANOTHER NUCLEAR TEST
Robert Ramirez
Im in Kawaii. So yes I will, after the ionosphere det disables AEGIS capabilities.
Twas a privilege, lads
Elijah Harris
2017 nuclear test == 6.3 MAGNITUDE
Justin Ramirez
My dad works for Nintendo. Pikachu gets a baby form called pika, there will be nothing on serebii for several hours at least
Grayson White
Only if you’re in Sweden. Or San Francisco. Or L.A.
CONFIRMED: JAPANESE PRE-EMPTIVE NUCLEAR STRIKE ON NK WITH AMERICAN SUPPORT SURFACE LEVEL EVENT, "10KM DOWN" AND "EARTHQUAKE" IS A COVER TO PREVENT PANIC MAGNITUDE ALTERATION MADE TO THROW OFF AMATEUR GEOLOGISTS WHO SMELL A RAT
UPDATE: SOUTH KOREA ARE PIIIISSSSSSEEED
Aaron Flores
I really hope kimmy nukes the west coast and saves the white race.
we're all going to die eventually user, some of us will die in car accidents, or have heart attacks, heck one day jamal might decide that he wants your wallet. Or maybe the norks will start the second korean war
Ryan Thomas
NK tv confirmed test
Jacob Richardson
Every time
Angel Lewis
it was collapse of mines underground
Jeremiah Miller
not for another day or 2 tops
Nathaniel Morgan
YIELD VERSUS EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE
TODAYS YIELD IS > 20 KILOTON
Charles Bennett
STOP. STOP RIGHT NOWWWW
Luke Peterson
NOW ROLLING FOR THIS POSTERS ANIME DEATH
Angel Parker
My dad works for the Nintendo at Pyongyang, he says that most North Koreans actually live underground and number in the hundreds of millions. The explosion was for breaking up solid rock into smaller pieces so they can expand more easily
>MORE: Explosion has occurred near the site where North Korea has detonated nuclear explosions in the past - USGS, CNN
Sebastian Barnes
Witnessed
Gavin Allen
Where you see NK TV?
Luis Martin
Dumbass made me laugh.
Brandon Edwards
Look guys, we all know the CIA is watching Sup Forums. So is the FBI. So are agencies we do not even know exist.
So CIA guys. I will give you the plan to kill Kim. You can assassinate him without anyone even figuring it out. He will welcome it. This is the only way to solve our problems with Fatty Bo Batty.
FEED HIM TWINKIES.
Just start sending in the most fattening American foods possible to North Korea. Just crates and crates of Twinkies and Ho Hos and whatever shit fat-asses eat.
I know you have secret agents in there in his palace of Fatitude or whatever it's called. So get those guys to put all the twinkies on a platter and hand them to Fatty Bo Batty.
So he's already 300 pounds, right? You've just gotta push him over the 500 mark. There's no going back then. What's he gonna do? He's fucked. You can't lose weight without self control. He's a dictator. He can't MAKE people control his diet. He'll cheat. "GIVE ME TWINKIE OR DIE!" They'll give him twinkie.
He'll just keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter. Then he's dead in 2 years from a heart attack.
THE TWINKIE OPTION.
CIA, I know you're listening. And tapping all of our phones. And reading our e-mails. I'm telling you this for all of our own good. Stuff Fatty Kim's face with Twinkies until he can't take any more. It's our only hope.
Jacob Roberts
Close to 200 for 6.3
Jaxson Ramirez
NOT SURE ON THIS YET, WILL UPDATE SOON, LATEST IS SOUTH KOREA ARE FURIOUS
oh shit canada, what have you done. Looks like NK is done for!
Landon Stewart
It just keeps on happening!
Caleb Roberts
checked and wrekt
Ian Long
...
Josiah Hughes
enjoying dying in your sleep
Nolan Jones
if they have the capability to chuck a nuke over here onto the mainland I hope it hits la or seattle or something im not getting a fatboy shoved up in my tight little bay area ass by some little ching chong ding dong country if i can help it i tell you what
Tyler Baker
Nuke the whole dmz then every inch of their country
Michael Martinez
20 days left
Connor Morgan
Absolutely based. You have a great seat user. I'm jealous.
Luke Cook
it wasn't so shallow.
Levi Barnes
Hi Kim
Brody Williams
I am in Toronto and I will be the Mafia to the fucking chink in the sink , suck it , EHH
Cameron Perry
RIP in peace murica thanks for burgers and mtv
Joshua Roberts
>20 days left space demons bitches, space demons
Carter Brooks
GIVE ME TWINKIE!
Oliver Anderson
was a tweet in another thread
Lucas Morris
...
Mason Perry
why would they do multiple nuke tests in a row?
David Long
Second.
Wyatt Thompson
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? Exactly
Zachary Gonzalez
Fucking north kor is the associate of China who i hate, fucking kill them
Michael Morgan
This is the best I can do.
Brody Miller
Underground structures around the test site probably collapsed
Elijah Miller
LATEST - NKTV BROADCAST REPORTING TEST IS GENUINE, STILL SPECULATION ON WHY
Brody Moore
The idiots who took NK TV off the internet really should be shot.
Anthony Lewis
Testing designs
This one appears to be their H-bomb
The others were various fission ones.
Matthew Martinez
>he doesn't put nukes on his nukes so he can quake while he quakes
Juan Perez
NUKE THE GOOK TO THE ROOT END THE SPOOK PLAY THE FLUTE
Brandon Watson
CIA was butthurt that we liked Nork tractor pulls
William Sullivan
twinkies would take too long.
Instead, we need to send over some weapons grade american pussy.
Give him a heart attack in 30 minutes.
Jason Thomas
6.3 earthquake = a ~1 megaton thermonuclear bomb
largest nuke US possesses is 1.2 megaton.
Sebastian Ward
>Nuclear bomb videos with music is maximum comfy, don't even try to prove me wrong because you can't and you know you can't. Link me five.
Dominic Brooks
~ Dwight Schrute
Justin Cox
At least you can talk! Tell me about Kim! Why does he test the nukes?
Jacob Foster
Dear leaf......every time you want to use the word "hate", type "mildly dislike" instead. For comedy's sake.
William Campbell
SHIT GUYS I LIVE NEXT TO AN ARMY BARRACKS AND SEVEN SKYKINGS JUST TOOK OFF!! ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
Zachary Hughes
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They've detonated a >100 kt bomb guys
Nathan Watson
The Richter scale is logarithmic, a 5.0 is ten times as powerful as a 4.0
Seeing as the revised estimates are putting this quake at about 6.3, it's likely this is above 200kT
