/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Natl Armory Lake Charles LA 9/2/17
youtu.be/mYJDcJrXhAs
>Pres Trump greeting servicemen in TX b4 leaving to LA 9/2/17
youtu.be/GPscQvhn1qQ
>Pres Trump speaks @Harvey Relief Center 9/2/17
youtu.be/Z6QrE9DV6qc
>Pres Trump meets w/Harvey Victims in Houston TX 9/2/17
youtu.be/cHwKhpuQ1nQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #30 9/1/17
youtu.be/NkBMPajaBxw
>Weekly Update #6 (Lara) 9/1/17
youtu.be/PCtj_UU5U3U
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Cabinet receive update on Harvey 9/1/17
youtu.be/iGoT998YbNg
>Pres Trump National Day of Prayer Declaration 9/1/17
youtu.be/9sEZpgwdKzE
>AgrSec Purdue Swears in US Forest Serv Chief Tooke 9/1/17
youtu.be/eLxCT5YKKO4
>AG Sessions @ LECC Conference 9/1/17
youtu.be/AEzVp_sOCbw
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets some young cow 9/1/17
youtu.be/UX1ix2YAaG8
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

THE GOOK COOKED HIMSELF

*bombs syrian asphalt jewishly*

Never know what hit'em.

>claim to sleep
>still stay up and watch thread
who else /devilish/ here?

awoohu akbar

Big Juicy Tits

>Starcraft: Ghost will never exist
Rip in peace Metal Arms 2

>Auto

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hiki plz
why didn't you just bake then ya fat bastard

That latest Trump retweet holy shit

>I AM CRUSADERKUN, BAKER OF COMFY BREADS, SLAYER OF SHILLS

What kind of rube self-promotes like that.

thisthisthis

>fat
i have proven my skeltalness like eight times
in any case i really do need to sleep

Are we dead yet? Is this all just a dream?
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

>>Starcraft: Ghost will never exist
everything sc2 related was 99% shit too
at least i have brood wars

I thought sleep 6 hours ago
but drink and post twitter is fun

the obese one

someone who has no business being on an anonymous brownie recipe forum

Link? also check.

zombie

oh yeah i keep forgetting

It's a thermonuclear test

Why do you play video games instead of MAGA?

wew

you need whey protein and lenny and larrys.
>STAT

What the fuck does this mean?

Show stomach you panty sniffing stalker

We'll always have brood wars user they can't take that from us

>140054491
those poor road crew workers getting overtime

WHATEVER
HAPPENED
TO
THE
NORTH
KOREA
TV
THREADS?

is it you? wanna take over?

NO WALL NO FEAR NO NAZIS WELCOME HERE
>NO WALL NO FEAR NO NAZIS WELCOME HERE
NO WALL NO FEAR NO NAZIS WELCOME HERE
>NO WALL NO FEAR NO NAZIS WELCOME HERE
NO WALL NO FEAR NO NAZIS WELCOME HERE

You fucking nazis really think you can win with your fascist christian pro white separation memes. You stupid neo-pagan neo-nazi larpers have another thing coming! We will fight to the bone!!!!

Your swasiticas and stupid eclipse suns (nothing even happened during the eclipse, LARP'ers) will not scare us! We were here first!! Go Back to germany you racist fucks!! Follow your leader!!!!

NO WALL NO FEAR NO NAZIS WELCOME HERE!!!!!!!!!!! KYS

i am crazy here? does no one else remember everyone fucking despising crusader faggot during primaries??

I always hated him on principle alone but i dont recall general hatred against him tbqh

one day i'll have a qt sniper gf and i'll explore the galaxy with her

Barron here AMA

Awesome unit. Loads of fun disabling enemy aircraft.

Anybody ever watch the show Ozark?

The Aryan nation is the station for the glorious rise of the huWhite man over the simpler souls of the lesser peoples. Me and Donald Trump will build a flying city called Whitetopia and fire moon lazers down at the earth. huWhite men will work great jobs and have plenty of money for weed & video games.

Does mummy melania sit on your face?

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>not being swarmed by organised shilling to care about trip faggotry
Naruto and minion poster were a scourge that got rooted out atleast.

Why must you tell lies?

I would love to

Until the previous thread I honestly completely forgot he existed

Are you a time traveler?

The abolute madman
>Tweets this
>NK nuclear happening on same night
Coincidence???

I love this man

I have always disliked him for being an attention whore. Don't know why others put up with him in the past. Anyways, we should stop talking about him, because this is probably what he wants.

most people just tolerated him
i think if i were to go back and look, i could probably make the argument that crusader probably thinks awoobaker is a girl, or at least he used to think that
that's why he obsessed over awoobaker so much after the syria strikes, he felt like he abandoned his Sup Forums gf or something

>Tweet gets archived in Congress
>In 100 years, history books will quote this tweet to explain the 2016 election

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>Kim sees this tweet
>laughs and hits his desk
>hits the nuclear button
>is on the phone right now finding an excuse to tell China why they just detonated their recent nuke

Are you truly the master of technology?

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fucking hell xhe looks like jayZ

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madman

Cyan is from their previous nuclear test last year, Red is from today

DPRK is now in the megaton yield range and tested a Staged Thermonuclear weapon

DPRK will release a statement in 30 minutes from this post.

If the President ever rallies near you, CHANT LOCK HER UP. At least let history record the President laughing at the people directly commenting on the hard truths

>I would love to
godspeed, i'm probably going to pass out before this thread even hits 250

What happened to the tripfag Breakroom?

>cigarettes
shit tier

Looks like an action movie

It can't be that easy!

He did a real good job on thread upkeep especially on election day
Beyond that his LARPing was mild especially compared to EVAPoland and his calculations

Killed a bunch of illegals in a truck and got a job at ICE

This is officially a Jeb! thread.

Please clap.

/ptg/ bullied him into killing a truck full of illegals and he's been on the run since

>Maybe you should run for president
>Careful!

Has anyone ever been so devastated as that guy?

>The Aryan nation is the station for the glorious rise of the huWhite man over the simpler souls of the lesser peoples

Wow. That's literally fucking racist! Thanks for proving you nazis aren't RACIST again. Wow.

He looked at the FUCKING SUN! What a dipshit.

He got doxed and if he comes back then people will dump more info and pictures of him.

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I think someone doxed him from all his walmart pictures and he fucked off

(URGENT) N. Korea says it will make special announcement at 15:00 (Pyongyang Time)


(URGENT) N. Korea says it will make special announcement at 15:00 (Pyongyang Time)


(URGENT) N. Korea says it will make special announcement at 15:00 (Pyongyang Time)

Got doxxed by Romania who explicitly stated he would use his autism to find him and the retard left info that got him doxxed.

Went insane and cooked 8 illegals to death when he promised them a job in the back of a walmart truck.

(S)LOW (and steady) ENERGY

What is that in burger time?

About an hour from now. Is it finally going to be time?

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mms://121.167.43.161/chosun Get best Korean broadcasts from this

Glass them Donald.
Glass them all.

HOLY GOD WHAT IN THE FUCK

That joke is going too far tbqh

Dinner and/or lunch

Eva never went anti Trump tho
he did that bullshit with /sg/ but even he calmed down after a month or so
plus Eva's autism during the election was funny and only identifiable due to his flag
crusader was always begging for attention

BNO News has a live blog with updates

bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/id6437

No worries. Goodnight.

He got doxxed.

Come to think of it; this general has lost A LOT of tripfags (or they just stopped posting with the trips) Good riddance; I say.

thats a weird ass dick

>(((Steinberg)))
Every time

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA we do not deserve this man

twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/904038749293727744

>>Video of Trump with quick glance at sun (like everyone does)
>>MSM posts still image of glance and attacks strawman

How new are you?

>Good riddance; I say.

>this general has lost A LOT of tripfags
Thank god, I've killed so many.