Nuclear missile detected heading towards Tokyo

>Nuclear missile detected heading towards Tokyo

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should of got fuck out when trump was elected

GET OTU OF HERE LARPER

SAGE
SAGE
SAGE

good
Nuke Tokyo

Save the anime!

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JUST SAW A BRIGHT LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WIN-

i thought pink wojak is for /biz/ only

is japan cursed or something?

MY UNCLE WORKS AT CAPCOM AND HE'S HEARING SIRENS.

Will the radiation turn Japanese guys into traps?

Live camera from Tokyo

youtube.com/watch?v=_9pavMzUY-c

they are literally scrambling all over the place.

KIM JONG UN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WTF

Topkek

NO ONE SLEEPS IN TOKYO

Last time the japs got nuked, they made anime. Nuke em again, so we get sentient AI. Digits confirm.

SuperAnime soon
What a time to be alive

You would think that the only country on the planet that has been nuked, twice, would have installed a multitude of anti-icbm weaponry and deterrents.

Also.
>They are scrambling all over the place
I think that's a slow tuesday in tokyo.

>mfw the Japs get nuked a third time, eradicating anime for good
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If 2 nukes caused this to happen then I want to actually see what a third one can do

Kek, chinks, gooks and nips really are like ants in a colony

you see the same shit in times square
filthy gaijin piggu

Source?

No you fool! 2 nukes made anime 2D, 3 nukes will make anime 3D! Another nuke will make anime real.

What the fuck

2 weren't enough!

Should we strengthen our military capabilities and compete against North Korea?

What happens after the 4th nuke?

If I survive a nuclear holocaust, will the Alt-Left finally stop telling me to check my privilege?

>implying you have time to train soldiers
>implying you are allowed to have an army

No, we can't allow your war criminal country have a working army ever again. KISS MY AMERICAN ASS

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is this real

That's when shit starts to get wierd

Do it. Just fucking do it. Just don't sudoku us in the back again you fucks.

The dead start walking

Is this real?

Sweet, no more bad cartoons.

turn the peninsula to ash

meanwhile CNN is occupying their time LARPing about TRUMPs russian collusion.

AYO WHAT SHU MEAN SHU PEOPLE

rich coming from a kraut
from the Rhineland, the place known for its total lack of debauchery

I fucking hope they nuke nintendo. nintendorks btfo forever

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Magic 8-ball says maybe. They might complain that your radioactive superpowers give you an unfair advantage over women and minorities tho.

Biz needs a crypto containment board

Fuck off, nintendo are /ourguys/.

>If 2 nukes caused this to happen then I want to actually see what a third one can do

3rd one will make anime real.

can't they wait until mario odyssey is out, pls

Why is everything flashing so much? I can't....
WTF!? I'd have a seizure if I had to stand in the square for longer than 2 minutes.

>nintendo are /ourguys/

>Censor your dumb american games
>/ourguys/
How many times does it take for us nips to shit in your futon before you kick us out?

omg did she died

fuck off dumbass amerifat

pls nuke cali instead gooks i promise it'll make us really upset

You rebuilt once. You can do it again.

>ctrl+f
>not a single smt reference
I thought Sup Forums would have better taste in vidya than this, considering how often you faggots proselytize on Sup Forums.

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fuck you tojo lover

IGNORE THIS THREAD
REAL HAPPENINGS GOING DOWN

this is now an SMT thread, chaos and neutral fags only

biz is the crypto containment board. It was made so people wouldn't post that stuff on Sup Forums

>chaos and neutral fags only
You have to be 18 to post on Sup Forums.

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mfw Sup Forums will actually be vital in archiving degenerate Japanese culture if this happened

You stupid faggot that only works for candlejack, stop larpi

Eastern Germany was raped by the Soviet Red Army, so the woman committed suicide. Now the whole German will be raped by Africans and Arabs, and both women and men will commit suicide?

delpoy the gundams

THEY ALWAYS NUKE JAPAN!

>Japan is the only nation in the world to be nuked
>Japan gets nuked for a third time in a row
Kinda funny

Nanjing is a forge, a comfort woman is a wartime whore.
Atomic bombs and indiscriminate bombing to civilians are war crimes. White people are guilty of slaughtering the color race. Abe will amend Article 9 of the Constitution of Japan.

Why always japon? Leave my anime girls alone!

TOKYO IS ON FIYA

Anime doesn't just become real, it alters the timeline so anime was always real.

You deserve this Japan for making Anime

this

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE JUST GOT CREAMED

this is for anime ya weeb

NOICE
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I can house 2-3 cutie refugee neko girl if needed

>Nuclear missile detected heading towards Tokyo
Posted five hours ago
Still hasn't hit
Slowest fucking missile in world history

Omfg hans lol

M-MASAKA!

How does a Jap know about the candlejack? I thought it was a Western only thi

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good you guys need a third one to fix you

That's not a Jap, it's Black Pidgin Speaks.

yfw NK nukes glassing SONY HQ in tokyo leaving nintendo HQ in Kyoto intact.

Tokyo's a cyberpunk utopia

The nukes did nothing

R.I.P

>minecraft

That is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen

Nerve gas.

>the kraut thinks he has the right to be funny
It's not a right--it's a privilege, and Germans don't deserve it.

The Playstation headquarter is at San Matteo. They buy japanese games to trick sonyggers and give them food for the consoles wars but it's mostly a western division. Sony would only loose 2 videogames studios out of +20 if Japan got nuked.

why does NK wanna fuck with Nipon? Da fuq you all do to them? Is it just because your close?

YESSSSSS!!!

I FUCKING HATE ANIME.

wtf i love israelis now

Now the question is will the third nuke be enough?