American bullying thread

America doesn't get made fun of enough anymore, so give us your best.

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hahahaha yeah man usa=gey

bumping my own thread because I'm a fag

>losing a war to flightless birds

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>being autistic enough to take this seriously

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That first emu was like aww hell naw fuck this

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Does anybody have the global boker face where American was calling Sweden and Switzerland the same country?

I'm convinced now that my spirit-aminal is an emu.

adorable lil fuckers aren't they

Google was my friend I guess

i unironically used to think that they were the same until i was 10 or 11

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>my countrymen are literally this fucking retarded

Gotta keep the people stupid so they wouldn't revolt I guess, you do have quite a big army after all

haha americans are fat AMERICANS BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER.

>losing a war to malnourished rice famrers

>trying to +1 the Americans in retardation

>can't even compete

>faggot canada thinking we're their friends or anything like those postnationalist, braindead retards

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arent these ostriches

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Jesus fucking Christ Botox Bill is a dumbass

Two emus and one ostrich

isn't the whole point of a free market that it's one free of a corporate monopoly as well?

kek

You faggots cant even take out some fucking flightless birds.

Why do you throw on another shrimp on the barbie and grab me a cold fosters mate.

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oh. okay.

oh no i dont know where your shit hole country is on some map. oh no. anything but that.

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burger starts playing at 1:58

Imigrant land what means it has no real traditions or history or values.
T H E land of degeneracy and all things evil and vile

:'(

Stupid americans

I love Robocop

Sorry leaf, some of you are okay ;/

The emu is America's oldest ally

I'd gladly fight alongside America, but true Canadians must not forget who we are

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What other countries compete in the super bowl world cup?

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You know whats worse than the atom bomb? A bunch of flightless birds. Trust me we've run some tests, They survived.

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ironically, here's what happened the last time the Olympics held a baseball tournament. fucking burgers, man

Wait until the Emus decide to invade and conquer your lands burger. I'd be fucken scared if I was you. There is very little/No information about the Great Australian Holocaust of 1933 floating around. It makes Jews look like cunts for acting like they are the greatest victims of genocide.

Why can't Americans take banter?

Shut up D&C shill, whites have to unite.

They can, i just think they get way too much. So many jealous europoors

I hear there's a kelly in the whitehouse these days ;D

But if you are from Europe then literally everything is banter. You can't have a conversation with someone from another country for 2 minutes without having some banter.

Guess it's just a cultural difference?
I respect america, and i can understand why they would be tired of getting constant shit. I understand how they feel, i'm a leaf.

Excellent *makes internal roaring sound*

they cant downvote it here like they can at reddit

At least he knew it was a map of Europe.

>I respect america
More like you're whiteknighting for them and kissing their ass right now

>s-stop b-bullying USA
The absolute state of Canadian people, lol

>I respect america
That's where you're going wrong.

so when are the emus taking control?

this. check'd.

Thank you for giving an honest answer.

when it's about the Americans it's mostly banter. when it's about Canadians it's mostly genuine hate. because you're shit.

respecting america on the american invented internet with my american invented computer is so wrong to a eurofag, i'm surprised any of you can afford to own computers

What country is fat, ugly, stupid, drunk and has the most annoying tourists in the world?
Australia

>says America can't handle banter.
>Canadian tries to explain that they can.
>calls them cuck even thou their going against the EU grain.
>calls confirmation from americuck honesty when they most likely hate their own nation.

how is this fun banter again?

Bill Walsh (you probably never heard of him because you're an emunigger) wrote about about this. The term "world champions" is fitting to the Super Bowl winners as there is no other teams around the world capable of beating them.

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European invented http: (England) via cern.

And we invented computers way before you and the americunts did.

You already know this though I'm sure, fucking leaf

>Hey what is this
>Let me see AW SHIET IT'S A BOMB
>A BOMB A BOMB
>It doesn't look like a
>ITS A BOMB
>AAAAA oh hey what's tha
>SHIT IT'S THE BOMB

>my american invented computer
I pity you friend. Save up some money and buy yourself a decent machine.

>Security control in American airports

If Americans couldn't take the banter we'd hide our flags like so many of you eurocucks and leafs. We know how we're seen and it's no skin off our back.

Personally, I enjoy these threads.

This

true and funny enough the eurofags believe the memes as reality.

The unfortunate side effect of meme flags is the rapid decrease in Swedes and Leafs but it's so easy to tell who they are when they post it's pathetic.

>inb4 piratefag, and euro nazi LARPers come and sperg out

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Being from a small Canadian town nobody gives a shit about how cucked the rest of Canada is, there are almost no niggers here to be spoken of so nobody's afraid to call them out on their bullshit, almost like the way it should be.

We get bullied in school alot

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kek what with all the c.ucked Canadians sucking Americas dick in this thread? Grow a spine you fucking faggots.

>If Americans couldn't take the banter we'd hide our flags like so many of you eurocucks and leafs. We know how we're seen and it's no skin off our back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i wish americans would just die already

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shart in mart

remove kabab

God bless America.

kek

I don't get it. Are there refugees coming from America?

This. Look at the replies, that is testimony of it!

Kek, this shit is self writing!

Well actually Portugal as shitty as Greece.

I could see losing a war to these mejestic animals...