You've just entered the race for 2018 congress. Sum up your entire campaign in less than 30 words
You've just entered the race for 2018 congress. Sum up your entire campaign in less than 30 words
Build the wall even higher
Wanking piss shit cunt fucking prolapsing dicks big sweaty fucking prostates leaking onto labial folds and very old and sun damaged scrotums covered in cum and shit all being eating by spics, kikes, dykes, reds and niggers.
Illuminati is real, bush did 9/11, muh Rotschilds
Abolish the federal government
Selling my ass to corporations while coning the paper throwers.
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>2018 congress
term limits for congress!
>tfw when you shoot yourself in the back of the head and set yourself on fire.
'I promise not to be a complete douchebag'
>30 words
i only need 14
We've got all that already, bongwannabe.
Remove the illegals. Every single one.
Legalize it and fuck niggers
Gangbanging and pimping. In that order.
Spider Loc for president
End the fed, shut down the borders, death to commies, dissolve the state.
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask for free shit.
seriously guys we can't let drumpfdty keep the nuclear codes
Gas the kikes, race war now
hang'em , vote , Kill self
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I'm gonna Make America White Again folks
Deport incarcerated illegals... to Afghanistan! Revoke citizenship and permanent residency of Muslims.
>impeach Trump
>trans lives matter
>black lives matter
>her body, her choice
>NoBan, NoWall
>Medicare 4 all
>legalize it
>save the planet
>tax the rich
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white ppl
I would also say this would be my platform. I would not want to win. Being a politician is not a life for me. Long live trump.
Gas the kikes, race war now
We will no longer surrender this country, or its people, to the false song of globalism. The nation-state remains the true foundation for happiness and harmony.
I would win with that platform. Fuck Trump. Long live Obama and Hillary.
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yeah nah they all lost
>30 words
>tfw no one posted the 14 words twice followed by 88
you've changed, Sup Forums
You guys are alright, I wouldn't hang around D.C. tomorrow
It worked for Bernie Sanders
Term limits and make compounding interest illegal.