This is one of those meme you keep hearing and seeing all around you. Friends, coworkers, movies, television, news, internet, magazines...somehow while we're living in most degenerate era where people who aren't even married get divorced - somehow, somewhere, came up with a magic number. THREE TIMES PER WEEK.
In order to be happy with your waifu, you should fuck 3 times per week. If you don't do that, it's over, so sex is essentially the essence of healthy relationship, there's nothing that hold people together, just fucking.
I get this weird sense there could be a certain agenda behind this world renown and promoted rhetoric..hmmm....I wonder....
Maybe there's no conspiracy here maybe it's pure logic backed by science, they did the math they did the calculations - fuck 3 times per week and you'll make it, drop below that number and it's over.
Parker Cook
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Aiden Reed
>Get married >Quickly go to once a week >Now at once or twice a month stage >Wonder why we can't seem to have children
Fuck this Sup Forums
Logan Edwards
bro if you aren't fired up enough about your partner to fuck at least three times per week, then something is wrong with you
as a man, you should be a fuck machine
your bitch should love your fucking so much that she wants it as often as you love to give it
you should be wearing that bitch out and staying so horny on top of that that she's like, "i'm still sore from last time, but let's do it again anyway"
the more you fuck, the better your relationship
if you doubt this, you've never been in a relationship
when your partner starts abstaining from sex with you, that shit is already over
fuck her often and fuck her good, and she will love you forever
Michael Parker
I fuck my girl 1 or 2 times a day. Anything less is unacceptable.
Eli Carter
Fucking cringe.
Nathan Evans
three times per decade is about average for married couples here
Blake Bennett
I typically fuck my gf 3 or 4 times a day. The most we've done is 6. But before getting a gf I jerked off upwards of 8 times a day. 3 times a week seems so bizarre.
Logan Perry
two times in 4 years here, marriage is gay
Alexander Green
I agree
Sebastian Kelly
You're in the wrong marriage.
Isaiah Cruz
>not fucking your asian gf at least twice per day, every single day and making sure to use every hole, even when she's on her period or has diarrhea
Thomas Nguyen
who isn't?
James Bailey
Definitely not something a virgin would say...
William Gray
This.
Married ~7 years. If I'm only blowing a wad into the wife 3 times per week, she's either on the rag, or one of us is travelling.
Individuals and circumstances vary. But 3 times a week seems too low for two healthy adults sleeping in the same bed 7 days a week.
Camden Campbell
I wish y'all would have more kids. I don't want to see your country die. What happened over there?
Jackson Rivera
I been real depressed lately and my girlfriend loves sex. To the point where last night we got in an argument because 3 times a week isn't enough. She's gorgeous but I've been so down on myself that I've been getting performance anxiety and cant get myself in the mood enough to initiate, which doesn't help because that makes her feel less attractive. >Sick blog I guess I just needed an outlet, I don't have much to really contribute
Jonathan Wood
she's already cheating on you and will leave within 3 months. Have a nice day beta male
Bentley Hernandez
>girlfriend >gorgeous >loves sex
>depressed
I'm depressed you're such a faggot
Joseph Perez
t. NEET virgin
Ayden Scott
So much degenerate pozzed idiots here. So your insecure beta poz numale standards implies that
> your woman needs you to fuck her every 2 days > if you don't fuck her every 2 days, someone else will > somehow, this numale wisdom, pushed heavily by (((studies))) and stemming from (((post 60s sexual revolution))) means that your woman can not cheat on you if you keep her busy - 3 times per week
The math checks out. 7 days in a week, 24 hours a day, 3 fucks means, at best, 30 minutes of action - there's no time for your BITCH to go find a new dick. She simply doesn't have the time, given that you spent 30 MINUTES FUCKIN HER THIS WEEK.
Also, this degen-tier logic implies that pornstars should have happiest marriages, given that they fuck 3 times per day.
Also, this somehow intertwines with AMERIKEK way of life of wagecuck slavery for Israelbuxx. Isn't it nice to be able to be home every day of the week and after you do your americuck chore slaving away for the corporation "because that's how we do, we work hard" - then you get home and you have another chore "I have to fuck my woman because I have to fuck her, she's a sentient fuck doll that needs fucking".
What if you're a pilot, offshore worker, if you travel...gee I guess your only option is to marry a whore because she will fuck around when you're not home to put in the 3-time-per-week quota.
No wonder Americucks are the happiest, free-est nation on the planet, blessed with these wisdumbs and pozzery of excellent precision.
Jaxon Mitchell
Thank you, the utter resentment, desperation and insecurity in this thread is astonishing.
Logan Campbell
thank you for being so superior and showing us all the way to being enlightened. Perhaps if i just go post stuff like you do I will have it all figured out and the world will be a better place
David Sanders
Stress of life, difficulty of raising kids, lack of space, general bullshit everywhere I guess.
Dylan Jones
more than once a week is degenerate. unless you are trying to have a child then do it as many times as necessary.
Sebastian Perry
Fuck off mods
Christopher Long
You wife stopped putting out, user? Unfortunate, it can happen to the best of us. No shame in getting a mistress.
Gavin Allen
Lucky ladies, I only get it once a month if the stars align. Sometimes its longer, together years & at it like rabbits at the start. No kids yet so I don't understand it. He says he isn't a machine & doesn't get turned on/off like a lightswitch but it doesn't matter if I'm naked, in sexy underwear, or in ratty old t shirt going to bed its all treated the same. I'm reduced to masturbating while he's playing videogames or out with his friends. He won't leave me either, or settle properly & have kids. What do?
Anthony Bailey
post bait
Christian Stewart
oh wait you already did
Bentley Reed
My last girlfriend and I fucked every time that we met up. Every single time.
Kevin Peterson
I wish I was trolling. There is the occasional woman on pol yanno