PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JERSEY SHORE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Natl Armory Lake Charles LA 9/2/17
youtu.be/mYJDcJrXhAs
>Pres Trump greeting servicemen in TX b4 leaving to LA 9/2/17
youtu.be/GPscQvhn1qQ
>Pres Trump speaks @Harvey Relief Center 9/2/17
youtu.be/Z6QrE9DV6qc
>Pres Trump meets w/Harvey Victims in Houston TX 9/2/17
youtu.be/cHwKhpuQ1nQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #30 9/1/17
youtu.be/NkBMPajaBxw
>Weekly Update #6 (Lara) 9/1/17
youtu.be/PCtj_UU5U3U
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Cabinet receive update on Harvey 9/1/17
youtu.be/iGoT998YbNg
>Pres Trump National Day of Prayer Declaration 9/1/17
youtu.be/9sEZpgwdKzE
>AgrSec Purdue Swears in US Forest Serv Chief Tooke 9/1/17
youtu.be/eLxCT5YKKO4
>AG Sessions @ LECC Conference 9/1/17
youtu.be/AEzVp_sOCbw
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets some young cow 9/1/17
youtu.be/UX1ix2YAaG8
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Orange lads BTFO

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There's no need for all of this infighting. We CAN coexist, you know.

Has anyone seen Donald Trump lately?

I love Kellyanne.

so if, hypothetically, I was super smart and had iron discipline, how would I become Chad?

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Had an American breakfast today lads. I was rather fond of the Chili Dog.

no, you just need to be yourself

twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/904417742853251072
Portugal got a lovely package.

Hit the gym.

>This is now a MILF thread
Death to Portubro

Bit irrelevant but I've been away for a couple days, what happened with Martin Shkreli having Hillary's DNA? Another larp?

I quite agree.

do what Dolph Lundgren did

Old, but still golden.

Trump op-ed in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Paul Ryan's state.

amp.jsonline.com/amp/629158001

I think he got sick all of a sudden.

She's a nice lady and her achievements shouldn't go unnoticed.

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Thanks, user!
>tfw no images of the Emerald Herald smiling

by practicing fucking with a professional whore tutor, then once you're ready, you communicate your abilities to amateur whores
this is all about sex
the chads that can't fuck right get shit on as much as squares do

>Chili Dog.
that's not breakfast

Next time you should try turkey jerky and python eggs.

I think we just need to kill the 16th Amendment first.

Seems like an ARG. He was posting human and reptile gene sequences on facebook.

If you were served chilli dogs, you were having brunch not breakfast

>His pastas get replies every time
He's a master baiter

this is a shout out to paul ryan's district.This is going to be used as a foil from someone who actually wants to change the tax plan, to a fake cryptokike backstabbers who says he's for it but will look for any reason not too.
Hopefully the persuasion works. I can imagine this Tuesday the talk radio in my area will report on it.I'l probably be back on that night to let you know what is said

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>Donald Trump is president of the United States
Just in case the readers still can't believe it

This new tone of yours, I like it.

That's not breakfast you spit licking bong.

kek, Shkreli's gonna prove Icke was right all along

Yeah, he's preparing to cuck on DACA, walking back anything he ever said that was hard-line immigration.

MATTIS RALLY

Just trying to help create a meme that makes Europenis look stupid

MAGA

t. Jersey shore

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Reposting: theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/09/01/daca-timing-president-trump-is-probing-testing-gauging-timing-for-the-big-ugly/
In case you need to know the Big Ugly is the Uniparty.
Have a link.

and it's over

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

kek was it really Sam?

what did Dolph Lundgren do?

that doesn't make any sense. How would anybody know how I fuck? Follow up, why does it matter how good the sex was for the woman?

That's the pretender. There can be only one.

So, what happened with NK overnight, and that apparent incident at the WH?

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Wow, how horrible. So glad I can trust you in a time like this... Thanks, newfriend.

I've never not liked her, I'm just an inflammatory shitposter with poor impulse control.

>illegals break the law coming here
>shit out a bunch of children
>they go to college for free
>while actual citizens who go into higher learning are forced to into debt slavery
>If you're a white debt slave chances of you being hired are slim thanks to more diversity quotas that are now common at places of work

Why is there not literal riots taking place, blood in the streets fury and rage?
I'm sorry, but I don't feel bad for anyone who is here illegally and getting their asses deported.

Fuck them.

other foods you can use for the next post
lasagna
sliders
turkey sandwich
tuna casserole
fish tacos

NK tested a nuke.

get a degree in chemical engineering and then become a ripped hollywood dude in the 80's

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Perfect loli is perfect

I hope so, it would also explain why he's scared to have him on the podcast.

>what happened with Martin Shkreli having Hillary's DNA?

Martin committed suicide, he walked into the woods late at night and shot himself in the back of the head

Dated Grace jones.

so I guess they key component is I have to have low bodyfat and big muscles. That's gonna be a lot of fucking work.

>Chili dog for breakfast.
How does one fail so hard? Especially with so many other glorious options?

FUCKING BASED

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>140123110
>meme flag
Remember all the times when Trump was going to give amnesty but didn't? Clearly you don't. You never address any points. He killed DAPA. It's apart of Obama's legacy. Trump loves to destroy said legacy. Trump wants dreamers from this country and has said no amnesty. And there are 9 states going to sue on Tuesday if he doesn't kill it. You're nothing but a mindless spammer.

Probably after sniffing Hillarys DNA.

Freedom is the ability to have breakfast whenever you want.
Just know that Freedom isn't free.

She is pretty great.
>loli
Her age is just barely still on the clock, she's pushing it.

Get on my level mate

Tl;dr us or fuck off.

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Chili is good, faggot. Unless it's from Wienerschnitzel

That thing looks retarded.

Ah.

Oh I know, I'm just glad to see these newfound manners of yours.

to be fair, they meant to post that to 'The Abortables'

2020

He's a Sam Hyde fan, and everyone wants him to have same on the podcast... but he understandable skirts around the topic, because who would want to invite someone into their home who constantly shits on your people?

I like Sam and Ethan's work a lot.. Sam's work is far more honest, while Ethan's is catered to a younger more mainstream audience.

Gotta say I understand where Ethan is coming from. Also, I think Hila is probably the one saying she doesn't want to be anywhere near Sam.

Like u wouldn't

>Going to Hardee's
>Not leaving with gut turning diarrhea

Was it successful?

Trump's trying to see who's a traitor or not before killing DACA.

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/fit/ can help. you have to be willing to let them infect your brain with their autism though

Anyone think tax can reform make it through congress? I just have no faith in them..

>They don't have those at Carl's Jr.

Even I know when to reign it in sometimes. Besides, there's nothing wrong with old ladies.

does this dudes wife has mental retardation

Goooodbyyyyyyye DACAAAAAa

BURN IN HELL

Only their breakfast platter does that to me.
I have literally never seen this before.

Yep. It was an underground test in NK

the only thing paul ryan knows how to do is taxes
this is literally the only thing he and trump could work together on

>How would anybody know how I fuck?
A guy with a lot of exes is expected to fuck well, that's why women all want one guy out of a social group. They tell their friends about how well he delivers cock and then their friends try to fuck him behind her back cause they want that supreme dicking. It's all about sex to them. You're literally a ffreddie mercury/male vocalist queer/ hugh grant fag if you want anything out of women besides their pussies
pascalssubsluts.com will show you what women of all types react like when properly put in their place

BIG if true

NO, she's just from Israel

It is truly the best thing in the world

The Spartans had the right idea.

When will Fox news make Lou Dobbs the campaign correspondent for Paul Ryan's next campaign?

Republicans and Democrats literally cannot help themselves.

2020 will be just like the last election.
Everyone VS Trump.
The Establishment Vs Trump.
However you want to frame it, we're going to win again.

Just like before, all the knives an tools are going to come out of the wood work in an effort to stop him.

lol

T-that's the second time this has happened to me today.