PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAST RITES FOR DACA EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Natl Armory Lake Charles LA 9/2/17
youtu.be/mYJDcJrXhAs
>Pres Trump greeting servicemen in TX b4 leaving to LA 9/2/17
youtu.be/GPscQvhn1qQ
>Pres Trump speaks @Harvey Relief Center 9/2/17
youtu.be/Z6QrE9DV6qc
>Pres Trump meets w/Harvey Victims in Houston TX 9/2/17
youtu.be/cHwKhpuQ1nQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #30 9/1/17
youtu.be/NkBMPajaBxw
>Weekly Update #6 (Lara) 9/1/17
youtu.be/PCtj_UU5U3U
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Cabinet receive update on Harvey 9/1/17
youtu.be/iGoT998YbNg
>Pres Trump National Day of Prayer Declaration 9/1/17
youtu.be/9sEZpgwdKzE
>AgrSec Purdue Swears in US Forest Serv Chief Tooke 9/1/17
youtu.be/eLxCT5YKKO4
>AG Sessions @ LECC Conference 9/1/17
youtu.be/AEzVp_sOCbw
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets some young cow 9/1/17
youtu.be/UX1ix2YAaG8
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Awoo~

I fucking love Ann Coulter!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=eKhsh97GyxE

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I love Kellyanne.

Thanks for pulling through for us, Steve!

Drumpf.

Happy Labor Day weekend, /ptg/.

how do I convince 10/10 women to have sex with me?

Need new baker, last one by me as OP. Alcohol taking it's a toll

Flakey Jeff

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everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

270towin.com/live-2016-presidential-election-vote-of-electors/

guys.... this is bad. 304 electoral votes. 100% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 0% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

Get a small 1 million dollars loan. Make it 10 billion

On it

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What kind of fucking dweeb supports the president? All the cool kids hate authority

pay them

rude

Does he want to be primaried?

youtube.com/watch?v=eKhsh97GyxE

Women love a man that doesn't ever breathe. Trust me, I'm an expert at this.

Me too.

Awooooo

Spinsters must be expunged. Single and over 30? Sorry, sweetie, we have to incinerate you.
Why can't school shooters focus their energy on staff?

>how do I convince 10/10 women to have sex with me?

Obtain a LARGE amount of money
Works everytime

When's he going to get primaried?

Thanks user

Show her your extensive anime collection and only talk about your favorite Red Letter Media episodes

>nobody
they are literally telling us they're not human

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I missed this

>Does he want to be primaried?

That's already happening.

>I didn't enlist in Operational Nork Operations
Fucking college

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Walk right up, pull her into your grasp and plant a kiss right on her lips then go for that ass. Accept the fact you will be repeatedly rejected until you find the right girl. Don't let it get to you.

It would take too many bullets to kill the average American female teacher. Those things are bullet sponges.

Kill yourself.

Be tall. Have a lot of money. Have a big penis. Be good with kids. In that order.

Fuck exceedingly well. Communicate that to 10/10s.

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>all those retards on FOX who kept saying "B-but Flakey boy keeps voting for everything except one or two things on his agenda, why does he want to remove him?!?! What a bully!"
Flakey boy is getting primaried.

Where's her daily border wall report?

And cheeseburger sponges.

Be like Trump essentially

do I NEED a big penis?

can I fuck well with my tiny cock tho?

nice suit

I've lived to agree with John Bolton.

I've said it before. We need to get this teacher fired for violating the civil rights of that boy.

We need to encourage his parents to sue. We need to stop this now or it will just embolden and encourage the liberals

Why even have Bolton on anymore you could just have a button that says "regime change"

Grip your pants as if you have a giant dick and walk around town with a bow-legged stance.

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Too bad, she loves fake news and constantly posts them.

>If the DACA kids are so great, why don't you want them back in Mexico?

Really makes you think.

They also can't stop guzzling down diet soda. Where the hell did all the hot teachers go?

John Bolton is a neocon and i dont trust him but I agree with him in this instance.

walter becker died

gg man

youtube.com/watch?v=g8H8o9CfuBE

Is there a bait fish Crispy Creme?

twitter.com/PacificCommand/status/903074940022267904

That's sad because it's true.

>Does he want to be primaried?
he already is being primaried
check #ReplaceTheFlake hashtag on twitter

Rebels are usually just authoritarians hiding behind contrarianism.

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Mental illness knows no bounds

Whenever you are in doubt as to how you should act, ask yourself, what would trump do?

Good choice. Last weekend to be able to wear it. Bolton is obviously going on TV looking fashionable to become next SoS. Issue: he's a chickenhawk Yale alum

Deport illegals to achieve fight for $15!

Why doesn't the former president of Mexico believe in a Mexican dream?

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>If DACA kids want to change a country for the better, isnt Mexico a better country to do that in?
we should start this trending

so I have to be a huge cuck who betrays his base?

I agree.

I love her too, mood swings and all. Price of having a MILF. Now she's cooking you delicious food, next she's triangle choking you and demanding you build some sort of wall.

AWOO AWOO AWOO

who?

>John Bolton is right for once
>Is a also /effay/

SERIOUSLY WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE IS THIS?

Git gud

Libs says America is never great, so why should the oh so wonderful DACA kids waste their time here?

Legs

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t. pathetic beta

Just had a child guys. Hoping to raise him to MAGA!

He's dressing nice and going on TV a lot so Trump notices him. He wants to replace Tilly

>price of having a MILF
>implying women in general aren't a form of blood pact embodied as flesh

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Well with that attitide youre always gonna be a virgin young man

fuck that noise...

>can I fuck well with my tiny cock tho?
They'll let you know. Practice on chicks you don't wanna be with so you don't fuck up your chances when a 10/10 comes along. Technique counts for more than you think.

1/2 of the dan man

youtube.com/watch?v=gMWBHpd4WiI

>Possible pizzagate happening
SALSA?

twitter.com/PacificCommand/status/903088709410578432

>Just had a child guys. Hoping to raise him to MAGA!

looks like he can already see around corners

roast the fucking gook already,we can't continue to allow kim to have access to the nuclear codes

Abortion should sometimes be legal

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Anyone know if Bolton was Skull & Bones at Yale? I assume he was

Fuck . I meant to quote

IM SO FUCKING HARD WE'RE GOING TO ACTUALLY GRILL SOME GOOKS HOLY SHIT I LOVE MY LIFE

Good man.