ITT: Things Amerifarts will never EVER taste

ITT: Things Amerifarts will never EVER taste

>picrel

>feeling that their country gives a fuck about them - free healthcare

Hmm they look like they could contain a small somthing that my child could possibly choke on///

Kid, hold my fully automatic assault rifle while i check

If have a child stupid enough to do it maybe its for the best

Out of the billion types of candies the American food industry produces why would a kinder egg even mean anything?
Aren't normal kinder sweets legal there? If so how's it different from the egg if you exclude the toy because it's the same chocolate?

You just posted this like 2 hours ago

I did. Back before they got banned.

Why are so mad?

you mean your anti-environment hate egg?
how fucking dare you post this without a trigger warning?
I identify as a dolphin and if you don't know about
us let me tell you... we eat in the ocean ok. these
little fucking eggs keep bobbing around out here
and our fucking kids eat them cause you lazy
pepe le privileged ass DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO
SORT TRASH FROM RECYCLABLES. ok!
GOSH

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING INSENSITIVE

>Bongistanis getting this triggered by the constant knife posting recently
Stop hiding behind another flag Bong. You are just embarrassing yourself.

We're literally rich enough to travel to whatever shithole you live in and eat whatever the fuck we want.

Odds are it won't be shitty chocolate novelties.

Who said I'm mad? Just stating facts.

>being proud of
>chocolate
>wrapped in plastic
>with more plastic in it
>which contains a plastic toy

I bought one here last spring and they're fucking gross

Kinder eggs are shit. I Americans want to know what they're missing out on just go and eat someone else's vomit.

Americans can own fully-automatic guns and, in some states, can carry them slinged over their shoulder. You and I cannot, Nigel. Reveal your flag, m8.

Something proxy bong will never taste..
Pic related.

I know of a store that sells these who should I report them to?

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

Americans can just buy Kinder Maxi or bueno or chocobons.

"Kinder eggs are shit"

said the idiot that eats dairy milk chocolate and probably imports reeses/hersheys vomit bars.

>can literally, l i t e r a l l y walk around carrying a fully automatic short barreled suppressed firearm with ballistic armor and a sword waving a giant swastika flag and screaming "all fags and niggers will hang and go to hell" as long as you don't directly threaten or disturb someone with no problem
>hahaha we hold the kinder egg we hold the reins to the universe!!!!
>kinder eggs being exported to US market next year

high kek

I honestly didn't know that Kinder Eggs were banned until the whole "YOU CAN OWN A SCURRY GUN BUT NOT KINDER EGGS" meme came about. My local flea market has literally thousands of them.

Quit pulling my leg, bin that egg.

>dat pic
That shit causes cancer

local law enforcement doesn't even know they're soft-banned

only customs/TSA and FDA give a shit, and the former only because they have nothing to do since airport security has literally never even claimed to have uncovered and prevented a terror attack

I tasted one in Germany, but I'd rather have no Muslims than no chocolate.

But I have.

Here is something you taste every day, Yurofaggot.

> state doctors have huge waiting times (2-3+ hours)
> Waiting room full of sick people
> doctors spend 15 minutes max with you because that is all insurance pays
> Rich people have their own private medics which you can't visit unless you earn 70k€+

At least I can choke on a plastic Rapunzel made by a manchild. I know people jetting to moscow or london just to visit proper doctors, and they pay with cash just like everywhere you'd want a proper service... Fuck socialism.

Oh yeah you also have to pay somewhere around 100-500 € per month just to have the mandatory insurance. Sounds good right?

Cut your nails ffs

we have euro stores that sell them still

the chocolate is wrapped in tinfoil dumbass

>live in us
>have had these before
there's better chocolate, but it's always a treat

Bruh it's the fucking same shit here only no wait times

Assuming Americans never leave the country...