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>join the (((army)))
shan't be doing that
Can't, autistic.
>you need to be able to do pushups to join the army
sod that
>You are right though I've always felt a bit disconnected from the world.
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Sometimes I wonder; are we normal people who just attached ourselves by chance to a really cancerous community which warped our view of the world to the point that we can no longer fit in?
Or are we all somewhat (unironically) autistic, and are we drawn to internet imageboards because they're the only way that we can fulfil our crippling innate need for human contact without having to get too physically close or look anyone in the eye?
Or do we suffer from some kind of deeper social, spiritual, developmental, or mental issues that led to us being ostracised from regular society, and Sup Forums somehow ended up being a safety net social club for retards like us?
Or was it maymay magic that brought us here?
Or are we just politically incorrect anime fans?
Or are we regular straight white young men craving an empowered masculine community that our Western society suddenly decided was haram?
I don't pretend to know why you're here mate. All I know is that this isn't the kind of place that you go to when your life is in harmony and balance. This board is actually decent enough with freedom of speech, but it's not actually a very good place to discuss politics in general (see: /ptg/), and besides, that's usually not why people end up here in the first place.
Okay, I understand. At kickboxing we always had to do sit-ups as our "rest" because they're easy. No rests until it's time to get some water, and even then it's only for 30 seconds at most.
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army wouldnt take me
Comfy soundtrack
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>all the birds love squaddies
meanwhile in our cucked modern military women ARE the squaddies
what a fucking disgrace, what kind of cuck wants to join an army where he might have to rely on a fucking woman to watch his back?
>Can you recommend a good protein?
I just use GOOD Hemp protein powder, Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard whey, or if you want something exotic and organic you can try that Garden Of Life Organic Meal Replacement stuff Nick and Nate Diaz use and promote. That's some pretty good stuff.
>Die for Israel you useless faggot
Just lookee up the absolute biggest lezzer fat feminist cunt from senior school to see what she does now
Mfw she's dating a black male grime artist
Big turn around from rug munchin
I wish that I was in the army so that I could drop bombs on innocent people and deliver foreign aid to niggers in africa
I'm the user you're replying to.
You seem like an excellent introspective muse and I can't sleep which is 50% of the reason I'm on brit/pol/.
My reasons for being here:
(That's brit/pol/ not Sup Forums)
>I like it
>political discourse and different opinions
>my friends are not politically literate
>Holding views considered as wrongthink is especially cancerous in academia and leads to anyone who disagrees screeching at you until your career is over
>actual different opinions about stuff
>freddos
How I originally arrived was via my my other hobbies of /tg/, /fit/, /k/ and weirdly it was a post on /an/ which sent me here.
>moslooms
>innocent
>He still uses facebook
What do you think (((Z(((u(((c(((k(((e((()))r)))b)))e)))r)))g))) is doing with your data?
>warped our view of the world to the point that we can no longer fit in?
Think back, you were like it before you know of this place.
To continue this. I always view brit/pol/ as like going to the pub by yourself. If you have any social skills at all you'll be chatting away to someone in no time and learning something interesting about a trade you've never worked in or about a country you've never been.
I for one really like that. I usually just leave if it's obviously full of tripfags but word is the worst of them killed himself at the weekend or something
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>tfw wanna go out for the first time in a week via taking the bike for a spin but cant because youre a 100% fat twat that hugs the curb at 2mph on main roads holding up a mile of traffic and then you have to hop off and catch a breather redfaced and panting and watch all the motorists go by laughing at you
'Oxford Library of English Poetry' is a good start I suppose. I'll list some favourite poems if you want, the 'classics'.
me
Ive always felt different user. For one reason or another I'm never managed to be normal and couldn't if I tried.
Admittedly though this place has refined my critical skills and thinking when it comes to journalism and current events.
Especially (((them)))
Do you have a woodland or park that you can do laps around to lose a bit of weight first instead?
Who's excited for the return of Parliament?
These are valid reasons, and don't worry, I'm not trying interrogate you or anything. Based on your life choices you're definitely smarter than I am.
Best of luck with your IRL activities mate, hope it all works out well. You've obviously been here for a while so you know what you're dealing with - from your first post I assumed you were brand new. My bad, sorry.
Which video game was it by the way?
Wouldent care as much as being in combat with a women if they weren't give laughable standards to be able to have to have other peoples lives in your hands
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Male 44 - Female 21
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You also have to carry nearly 50 Kilos of Jerry can 180 Metres which most women cant do
Will have a look lad. As much as I love nick and nate diaz I can imagine the protein they use is very expensive as it will be top of line stuff
pro tip: when doing pull-ups, always wear gloves for grip
THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM theres a bike path that goes through the countryside thats supposed to be nice but i cant fucking get to it without going onto a main road and its a fucking minefield
id only do it for personal reasons, not interested in dying for Conservative Friends of Israel and all that but im a fat twat and joining up would hopefully whip me into shape and instil the discipline my parents didnt do a good job of doing
Lads what should I spend 2 grand on.
That's alright lad. I did miss out one other thing which is good about this place
>general common decency amongst anons.
I've always been quite pleasantly surprised by this. Present company included of course.
The game was total Warhammer 2.
Interestingly I'm pretty sure there is direct correlation between pushing badly painted skeletons and orcs around the kitchen table as a child and far right political views as an adult.
rice and tinned meat.
It's about £32 for a month's supply. That's not bad considering there's 40g of protein per meal shake (two scoops) and nearly all of your RDA of vitamins in there.
Just walk with your bike to the fields, lad. Or don't take your bike at all and run it.
Interesting to see that even in the early 1990s, people wore (at least) smart shirts to go on TV, and quite often outright suits, given the tendency now to just dress as you would going to the shops. (Reviewbrah aside.)
My gf took an environmental psychology module one time and the entire thing was about how straight white males were responsible for climate change. She is fairly redpilled so when she started pointing out holes in the gaping holes in the fat feminist lecturers logic, the lecturer eventually told her she was being disruptive so was no longer allowed to participate in discussions and if she had anything to say she would have to wait until after class and say it to the lecturer in private. Probably terrified she was redpilling people. So she stopped turning up at that point.
Most of my gf's studies were around Neuroscience so had never experienced SJWs at uni first hand before that, but she took that module as we are interested in self sustainability. I can't imagine what it must be like for a normal person not studying a real scientific field to fall into a degree containing modules of that ilk. It surely must redpill people who contain any amount of critical thinking ability.
>tfw he asks for pottery recommendations but doesn't reply
And don't bring your knees up
I'm a Quebecker and fuck Canada so fuck that
>womens requirements upper body strength literally less than half of the blokes
>theyre still a small minority in the combat forces
its a fucking joke lmao
yeah but id probably look a gimp wheeling my bike along
didn't even realise there was a new thread up
coke
hookers
gambling
high class nightclubs
Wear a hoody. Stop making excuses. You are not facing insurmountable odds, here. You can do it mate. Come on.
In this world.
17 year olds don't buy Estate Audi's or an old mans Jag, or any pseudo-luxury exec car, so they never get crashed, which means to an insurer they look like a safe bet. Run some quotes yourself my boy, I bet you can insure something like a E39 525i for the same money as a 17 plate 1.0 Fiat 500. Only retards drive cuckbox hatchbacks.
just took the blue pill
And I am bloody loving it lads
that is a good way to lose 2 grand real fuckin fast with no actual gain
even if you do want to do that shit a lot, you should start by turning it into more money, which you can then blow on hookers and coke
Brexit solution?
Yep.
In sexual psychology we had to awnser a question that went a bit like this : How would you treat a transgender.
In college.
Canada.
Don't waste your cash with this..
Read books on your own is more healthy for the mind.
College broke me. Because I finally understood why everything was so fucked.
>the fucking state of You
>Think back, you were like it before you know of this place.
You're god damn right I was.
>hated the disgusting hedonism of older teenage girls I knew
>hated fags and assorted queers despite having lesbian aunties
>enjoyed classical art very young
>obsessed with divinity in the western mythos
>1000% skeptical of Chinks, MOOSLOMS and other poo coloured minorities
The only difference now is, I've doubled down on being conscious about the thoughts, instead of letting them be a vague but persistent in the back of my head. We NATURALLY find things which are foreign to our country, culture and race unsettling and rightly, damn, so.
There is no going back you deluded fool, not for very long anyway.
Betting
You're right... But it's not exactly Aspergers either. This place is primarily known for "edgy" behaviour - but (IMO) "edginess" implies that you understand the social rules that you're breaking in the first place. Personally, I've never fitted in but I've never been fucking turboautist nerd either. Just an terminal underachiever who is too lazy and boring to form personal relationships.
Besides, if it is Aspergers, the fact that so many Aspies found each so quickly and efficiently is incredible on its own.
Why do you think we're all here?
That's a nice way of looking at it. This place has definitely taught us all a lot of invaluable lessons.
>the worst of them killed himself at the weekend
I've been busy for most of the weekend. We're talking about Eddie here, aren't we? He got doxxed but... please tell me he's not actually gone and done it.
I have run quotes on alot of cars, and I can't find anything under £2,500 on anything I'd drive without a box.
The only time I can get quotes under £2,000 without a blackbox is when I check sub 1.4l newish shitboxes.
No claims/accidents points by the way.
Where's the Yeats tart?
>Tfw once paid a hooker 500 quid to shit in my mouth
Fucking damaged tbqh
thats vile
You replied to me in the last thread but I closed it before I could say anything. If you fancy trying to make some rap then go for it. It's fucking bizarre, especially for you, but if it'll make you happy then give it a go.
Why has it suddenly gone dead in here?
I'm referring to the real Pube. Apparently he had some sort of schizophrenic episode or something. I wasn't here so don't know the details.
i intend to just shut the fuck up, study, and get my degree. i don't give a fuck about disagreeing with marxists right now, that can come once i have my piece of paper.
yeah im gonna have to do it tomoz when the traffic is quiet cheers
Maybe you live in a shithole. I've got one crash, no NCB, I'm 21 and can insure an early 2000's Jag XJR or 540i for less money than I can a MK4 Golf 1.9 diesel. Most quotes are around 2000 without a box, I don't know what the prices are with a box because I never look because who the fuck wants a box.
Of course, owning a car like that would be economic ruin due to fuel and repair bills (learnt that much already with my last car), but silly cars don't always have to be expensive to insure.
I've done some really fucked up shit with money but from what i can count and like i said
Once paid a A hooker 500 quid to shit in my mouth
Paid a scottish hooker 100 quid to piss on me.
Spent 150 quid on doing a single large line of coke in a club
reguarly spend money on weed and coke
Biggest one though is 1800 Quid to dare 4 prozzys to go and shit outside the police station then lick it up then throw it up on me
If I were to give it a shot I wouldn't go for the standard "fuck bitches get money" or "I sell the chip of a whole rock, 10 dollars a pop" tier songs because that is too niggerish, even for me, but something more along the lines of:
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Drugs and "I'm fucked in the head, please somebody help me" tier songs, which would really suit me if you think of it. Then again I've always been more of a closed off aspie so how the fuck am I going to convince myself to rap about that shit and put it up online for everyone to see?
That's not too bad so how many shakes a day is that and how much protein in KG is it?
So ?
I'm going to focus on improving myself and my relationships with the people I love
What a pointless waste of money
no you didn't, this is your attempt at gathering attention via posts you think will garner some sort of attention and it's worked. even if you did we wouldn't think any less of you as again, you need a tard in the month to feel something.
who said urban living didn't have side effects? i watch brit/pol/ and feel saddened by how humans in such close confinement to each other dictator the political environment when they're so clearly damaged by there proximity to masses of people.
Also, is there a way to go from 10 to 44 press ups in 10 days?
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I don't live in a shithole, and it's obvious that the usual cars a teenager goes for are more expensive to insure like the golf or civic.
I too wouldn't drive with a box but I like to know all the prices available and see just how much money I'm getting screwed out of.
I've been looking to get a second car for a while now but I just can't decide on what car I want, but through looking at hundreds of cars I know that no matter what choice I make, I'll still get fucked on insurance.
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You ok mate? Abusive father feeling coming back up
Yeah. Once you've done 10 pressups, just do 34 more.
When does your uni start litlad?
Fuck me I'm such a mong
I just checked the archive... What the fuck was that all about? He still seems to be in this thread but that was strange even for him. Maybe someone broke his trip and was just shitposting?
I was a Saurus man myself.
At the end of the day, none of us really hate each other. After all we're all here because we share many things in common.
Good luck mate, we're all going to make it.
I'm off to bed. I'll probably speak to you at some point in the future, and just so you know (in case you do ever feel down or depressed) I'm also getting Warhammer 2.
You'd need to be doing a couple of hundred a day and intaking a lot of protein to even get close. And it would depend how much you struggle with those 10 to begin with.
>he's back
That's you isn't it?
End of September I think.
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FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE CUNT WIND UP MERCHANT WITH YOUR SHITE JOKES REEEEEEEEEEE GONNA DENT YOUR BALD HEAD IN
>What the fuck was that all about?
What are you talking about? Alot of fucked up shit was said so I'm just wondering what exactly you're referring to.
Wedgwood or Royal Doulton
Diamond press ups are a really useful too mate, do sets with your arms closer and closer together until you can do them. That's what I'm working on. RAF is 20 push ups in 1 minute BTW lad.
>when the doctor is trying to get you on the SSRI Jew
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
Cheeky git.
I can't tell if you're trolling or not or if the drugs you're on tonight have altered you in some unusual way. Whatever it is, I say do what you feel like doing. The alternative is sitting around being a miserable and degenerate shitposter.
Apparently he posted his tripcode or whatever it is and now there's a few preubes going about.
Good night lad. I'm turning in as well now.
>British Army considering getting rid of boots in training because women's feet hurt
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This whole chain. It's weird mate, very weird. You can't be talking to yourself.
Maybe it was some kind of higher memery, but you can see why people would think it was a schizo breakdown.
Why, are you "depressed" you big baby
Kek
oh, so it's your dads fault you eat poo from a unattractive escort willing to degrade both herself and yourself? of course, blame him not yourself.
You're darn tootin' my good fellow, glad to see you're still about. I'll be back in dear old blighty in a couple of days and back into prime feels and litposting hours. How you feeling about it lad? Excited?
Can you recommend me something decent this time
Surely it wasn't as bad as this, right?
I see how you'd miss it though seeing as the name is different.