>Jesus reveals himself to you
>He tells you that the end is coming, and that only those that submit themselves to Christ will be saved. He tells you that you must unite the world under the one true church, with you as your leader.
Well look at that. You're a prophet now, and must save humanity from eternal damnation. What do you do now?
i google some priest-nun porn
Pray for the Holy Ghost to guide me of course.
Kick demon ass with my cool new prophet powers.
ignore him since I'm clearly having some sort of hallucination and need to get my brain checked for tumors
>Jesus reveals himself to you
suck his dick?
I do what I'm told the only way I know how. Post memes and preach to fedoratippers.
>Being so much denial that you deny the literal manifestation of Christ in front of your own 2 eyes
It's a hypothetical my dude.
>What do you do now?
Let everyone, including myself die.
Well fuck, if he chose me he's either desperate as fuck or something huge got left out of the bible. I actively hate gods and want to see humanity surpass them. The idea of anything being stronger than me or having control over me just pisses me off.
What I don't understand is if we are all born in sin, and we are all hopeless sinners, even if we give ourselves to Christ, we are still going to sin against God. It's our very nature. How can we be saved if even after we accept Christ as our lord and saviour we still continue to sin even though we apply our best efforts not to?
Nothing.
I'm not doing that shit lmao.
That is not for us to know. Not yet anyway.
I refuse to comply, thereby proving that either god isn't all knowing (and thus not all powerful), or he would not have picked me, or that he does not have the best interest of mankind in mind by picking someone he knew would fail. In either case he would be unworthy of worship. Thus he would be forced to either forgive all man or admit he was wrong.
And before you complain about blackmailing god: it is exactly what he has taught us through his actions during the entire old testament.
>2000 years
user please
Remind Catholics they are all going to hell
Ask him if he has any pointers, never been a prophet before, not really part of my skill sets. He'd probably tell me I need to do something hideously bad, and it will be a great parable about how I either do it and receive my super blessings or don't do it and get eaten alive by spiders for ten years first or whatever.
If God wants something to happen, it happens. He asks people to do shit to prove faith. If I am to form a great church, then a great church I will form.
>YEAR OF OUR LORD 2017
I know it's not an exact science but yeah.
You are cast into hell for eternal punishment. The next champion is chosen.
Punch him in the face to check he's really Jesus.
Make cross.
Crucify the fucker.
Burn his body to prevent resurrection.
Everything's back to normal.
Turn water into wine
Wake up
BASED!
And thus my point is proven right, since he chose wrong.
Also I know how, when and why it spread in norway don't worry about that. We got those super nice stave churches built because important city folk wanted to convert christians other places in norway. The construction of said churches required a lot of peasantry to come together and work with each other and just in this it was a great unifier of the norwegian people and god.
>What do you do now?
Ask to have my permanent record taken away.
I meant convert non christians* spread the good word and so forth.
Fedora's would rather go mad than deny their faith.
Were you born by way of vaginal reproduction? You can't be Christ. False narrative.
>jesus reveals himself to you
punch that heeb right on its big nose
Read the bible, pray everyday, ask for God to guide me each step of the way, and try to cease all my degeneracy forever until I die
It wouldn't be up to me, but to God to show me the way to what he wanted me to do, and up to me to follow it with utter discipline
>spoke no Hebrew
>calls Him a Hebrew anyways
Tell Jesus I don't want to share heaven with other people. Then I just stay a christian and go to heaven when I die.
You get your own house. Except nobody to be an asshole or to go making babies. God might not share His own personal Heaven so you're going about it the wrong way
>Jesus reveals himself to you
>He tells you that the end is coming
stupid sand nigger doesnt know anything about Gabriel's horn
>What do you do now?
I tell Satan to go away! Why?
You said:
>He tells you that you must unite the world under the one true church,
Jesus said:
(John 18:36) Jesus answered: “My kingdom is no part of this world. If my kingdom were part of this world, my attendants would have fought that I should not be delivered up to the Jews. But, as it is, my kingdom is not from this source.”
(John 17:14) I have given your word to them, but the world has hated them, because they are no part of the world, just as I am no part of the world.
(James 4:4) Adulteresses, do YOU not know that the friendship with the world is enmity with God? Whoever, therefore, wants to be a friend of the world is constituting himself an enemy of God.
>1 John 5:19 - 19 We know we originate with God, but the whole world is lying in the [power of the] wicked one.
>(2 Corinthians 4:4) among whom the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, that the illumination of the glorious good news about the Christ, who is the image of God, might not shine through.
>Luke 4:5-7 - 5 So he brought him up and showed him all the kingdoms of the inhabited earth in an instant of time; 6 and the Devil said to him: “I will give you all this authority and the glory of them, because it has been delivered to me, and to whomever I wish I give it. 7 You, therefore, if you do an act of worship before me, it will all be yours.”
>John 16:10,11 - 10 then concerning righteousness, because I am going to the Father and YOU will behold me no longer; 11 then concerning judgment, because the ruler of this world has been judged.
>John 14:29, 30 - 29 So now I have told YOU before it occurs, in order that, when it does occur, YOU may believe. 30 I shall not speak much with YOU anymore, for the ruler of the world is coming. And he has no hold on me,
Who is the ruler of the world according to Jesus up above? The TRUE Jesus would destroy the world not save it.
stay in my room and masturbate and play videogames all day.
I don't care if Heaven has more than enough room for everyone. I want as few people as possible there with me.
So am I getting magic powers or what?
Exactly as our Lord Jesus Christ commanded.
>Well look at that. You're a prophet now, and must save humanity from eternal damnation. What do you do now?
Preach to the world that the jews are to blame for all the mess.
Get arrested.
Get found guilty and crucified.