AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY HAPPENING FUCK SHIT - IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9news.com.au/national/2017/08/31/15/32/men-snatch-cheesecakes-from-cool-room-in-cake-shop-robbery

A pair of armed thieves have been filmed smashing their way into a Melbourne cake shop, before stealing several cheesecakes.

Police CCTV shows the two men in black hooded outerwear forcing their way into The Cheesecake Shop in Hampton Park store about 5am last Thursday.

Once inside the store, one offender stole a cake from the display cabinet, before entering the cool room. He appeared to carefully select eight cheesecakes, all flavoured either wild berry or marble.

Both robbers could be seen holding several green cake boxes as they fled the scene. No cash was stolen in the incident.

QUICK RUNDOWN:
>8 CAKES TAKEN
>ALL EITHER WILD BERRY OR MARBLE
>DIDN'T TAKE ANY CASH

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Okay?

Holy shit! This one takes the cake.

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Only 8? Luther is getting rusty.

Antifa up to no good again.

Only good part of this trash thread. Hope it gets moved to /bant/ though just to piss them off

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
>news

this is news

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the cake is a lie

finally a real happening

Best crime. They can literally eat the evidence

robbery of 8 cakes aint fucking news

>colony populated by thieves
>theft happens
sage

BAKERS BTFO
CAKES BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally more happening than the North Korea larping

It's an abo how much you want to bet?

If numbers, yellow cake will be passed to nefarious groups

if three numbers, it's a Keebler false flag

CAKE JOKE

Now THAT'S what I call shitposting!

You mad, pie boi?

dubs

oh fuggggg, yellow cake confirmed

If something hasn't been nuked = no habbening

Somebody please stop Lex Luthor from stealing the cakes.

Bakers on suicide watch

I want my 20 seconds back

abos don't eat cake

How much of a sad cunt do you have to be to steal fucking cheesecakes?
Before I click on the article I bet this happened in Melbourne/Victoria...

Aaaaaaand..... Melbourne. Not surprised in the slightest.

the happening meme is the best meme

Holy shit! Started to ask you for source of pic because I forgot about that song
Googled "Weird Russian singer" instant win

>Australians

and you fucks call us fat jej

Not without the right seasonings they don't

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Real life Trailer Park Boys in Australia.

Is this the september prophecy guys???? IS THIS IT?!

These are the only 2 patricians in this thread.

its happend we came we conquered

so at some bogan BBQ at the weekend in Cranny wild berry and marble cakes were dessert. pretty tasty

Probably some bogan with a knocked up gf enduring cravings

CAKES TAKEN
not 40?

Melbourne is the equivalent of your Chicago or Florida

>marble flavored
>marble cakes

WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN

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>just a prank, bro

It's a real pity that those cakes were stolen. Any brand names, team names, place names, etc, on the black hooded outerwear that we can research?

They're only a tenth of the man Lex Luther is.

Let's unironically track these people down just for the keks.

Haven't been too many good happenings lately. Might as well stay sharp.

SHUT

IT

DOWN

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

severely underrated.

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HOLY FUCKKK
CALL THE KIM 911111111!!!!!!!!!11!! UN!!! SI ZIN TOOOO

40/8 is 5 m8

melbourne likes to be the center of attention for anything, they've turned into that drooling retard that announces to everyone that they've shit themselves.

>40 / 8
>a tenth

common core strike again

SHOULD OF JUST BAKED THE FUCKING CAKE BIGOT

Best leaf shitpost

remind me again how many men there were?

oh, that's right, 2.
(1/5)/2=1/10

"Police say one of the cake robbers was wearing a black hooded jumper with a logo from ‘The Barber Shop & Co."

Barber Shop & Co. There's one of those in Mt. Eliza. Does that mean anything to any of you Australia people? I feel like we're close to catching these shit heels.

>8 CAKES TAKEN
WhAT
8 CAKES
REPEAT
8CAAKAKKAEKKEEKEKAS

WE NEED UN COUNCIL RIGHT NOW ON THIS SIHT
CANT COMPLY, THIS IS OUT OF SHIT!!GUZ

The famous Cake Caper of 2017

Who would do such a heinous crime?

Oh, shit. They stole the Barber Shop & Co, clothes. OP, why didn't you say so? This is a city-wide crime spree.

Kek
Well played OP.

They left the French vanilla, what the fuck does that mean? Is this whole thing race related?

you have to go back

Anyone ever find it funny that they call it French Vanilla? Or am I the only one who gets the joke

Bake the cake!
>no
>steals another one

That's just terrible.

>8 cakes
>September 8 in 5 more days
>Theres 5 letters in pizza
G-guys? Pizzagate!!1!

We're listening.

What's the joke?

Tabloids are news
> Abo fucker education everyone
sage

nice one youtube.com/watch?v=v1iV6eiQ8HI

My god, we truly are living the end times.

>french people
>white
baka

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F

another one youtube.com/watch?v=BAGsBP2rlZM

GIVE THEM BACK

Bump

RIP cakes

Maybe it's a scam being done by the owner to try and win insurance money???

AND YOU CALL IT DEMOCRACY
FUCK BRAH FUCK
YOUVE BROKE HEART