A pair of armed thieves have been filmed smashing their way into a Melbourne cake shop, before stealing several cheesecakes.
Police CCTV shows the two men in black hooded outerwear forcing their way into The Cheesecake Shop in Hampton Park store about 5am last Thursday.
Once inside the store, one offender stole a cake from the display cabinet, before entering the cool room. He appeared to carefully select eight cheesecakes, all flavoured either wild berry or marble.
Both robbers could be seen holding several green cake boxes as they fled the scene. No cash was stolen in the incident.
QUICK RUNDOWN: >8 CAKES TAKEN >ALL EITHER WILD BERRY OR MARBLE >DIDN'T TAKE ANY CASH
HOLY FUCKKK CALL THE KIM 911111111!!!!!!!!!11!! UN!!! SI ZIN TOOOO
James Collins
40/8 is 5 m8
Lucas Hernandez
melbourne likes to be the center of attention for anything, they've turned into that drooling retard that announces to everyone that they've shit themselves.
>40 / 8 >a tenth
common core strike again
Connor Rogers
SHOULD OF JUST BAKED THE FUCKING CAKE BIGOT
William Cox
Best leaf shitpost
Robert Robinson
remind me again how many men there were?
oh, that's right, 2. (1/5)/2=1/10
Jason Ortiz
"Police say one of the cake robbers was wearing a black hooded jumper with a logo from ‘The Barber Shop & Co."
Barber Shop & Co. There's one of those in Mt. Eliza. Does that mean anything to any of you Australia people? I feel like we're close to catching these shit heels.
Levi Ortiz
>8 CAKES TAKEN WhAT 8 CAKES REPEAT 8CAAKAKKAEKKEEKEKAS
John Stewart
WE NEED UN COUNCIL RIGHT NOW ON THIS SIHT CANT COMPLY, THIS IS OUT OF SHIT!!GUZ
Caleb Jackson
The famous Cake Caper of 2017
Who would do such a heinous crime?
Angel Campbell
Oh, shit. They stole the Barber Shop & Co, clothes. OP, why didn't you say so? This is a city-wide crime spree.
Samuel Thompson
Kek Well played OP.
Jaxson Jenkins
They left the French vanilla, what the fuck does that mean? Is this whole thing race related?
Joshua Flores
you have to go back
Angel Baker
Anyone ever find it funny that they call it French Vanilla? Or am I the only one who gets the joke
Bentley Ward
Bake the cake! >no >steals another one
Hudson Baker
That's just terrible.
Kevin Jenkins
>8 cakes >September 8 in 5 more days >Theres 5 letters in pizza G-guys? Pizzagate!!1!
Colton Roberts
We're listening.
Sebastian Johnson
What's the joke?
Xavier Roberts
Tabloids are news > Abo fucker education everyone sage