HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

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Wake me up when there's war

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WTF is Kim doing? If Trump doesn't respond this time, we're officially cucked by NK.

Pack yer bags m8s

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brraaapppp

>two more hurricanes coming and some nuclear warfare?
>BUT M-MUH MUH EMAILS

this link works

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Get over yourself faggot

Lil Kim gets his first thermonuclear missle and he thinks he's cock of the walk. Noob!

this

>implying you aren't already

They're just going to shoot another one into the ocean because they somehow haven't grown bored with that yet.

Can't we do a pre-emptive strike on North Korea? What would happen if we just did it, now?

STOP
saying
>its happening
every time kim jung un farts
nobody cares about them testing more missiles

only call it a happening if they actually ATTACK somebody or if they "test" a nuke at guam
until then just stfu and stop getting people's hopes up you faggots

Is the draft coming back?

TIME TO DIE

I noticed Hillary is on a book tour instead of "locked up" or whatever

absolutely nothing is going to happen
*yawn* im sleepy arent you sleepy too Sup Forums, get some rest

No like honestly when does it stop? Most people only care about themselves over the greater good well when your house is literally and metaphorically underwater and then sept 23 comes you have no time for trump cults now do you?

How can Trump compete with dear leader, American capitalist pig soon die.

What the fuck?

Q.What does your gay head and a sunken submarine have in common

A. Their both full of dead semen

We are building a fighting force of extra ordinary magnitude. Thank you for gratitude

did Hillary have a reason to kill those 25 people?

fuck off newfag it's always happening

We should just nuke Kim back if they even try. Just nuke Pyongyang into Oblivion and let China take care of the nation in the aftermath.

Good, goy. Good.

An emu rapes you every time you try and close your eyes
>dead semen
>lays women
They have no semen inside them especially no mitochondria nor serpent semen

Nothing to see here goy, nothing to see. Go to sleep.

Fuck i was just about to go to sleep. Time to monitor skykang again

Good evening Mr. President. Nothing would happen. If the world doesn't have the balls to deal with Kimmy, they sure as fuck aren't going to mess with a tactical nuke flinging USA.

You can't fight in here. This is the war room!

Hey Kimmy ma boy when is shit going to actually go down?

>Burned. How well america ever recover?

They're not going to do shit except launch another empty missile into the water.

Why do you spend time on this shit ridden taiwanese sushi roll forum? Go to sleep butt pirate.

I'm going to Japan on tuesday am I fucked?

Soon we hope. We are an elite unit

>officially cucked by NK
Nothing wrong with that. The alternative is a war nobody needs.

Embrace the happening faggot

Don't visit Guam soon.

Trump is a cuck. He won't do anything. Alpha male Kim and alpha male Putin run the world now. Beta cuck Trump talks loud but takes no action, ever.

Your pussyhat is starting to turn. Go to sleep? It's labor day imma smoke like 12 more spliffs

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this guy again

Thank you for respect.

You might saved if it happens now.

Suck yourself kim Il fag

WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR???????//

Kim. I will rape you fatboy.

You sound like a fucking retard, kill yourself now

LARPing faggot

ITS NOT HAPPENING NEWFAGS

Whoever rapes kim first in ww3 gets a free ipad

OH SHIT IT'S ON

Who do you think they're gonna hit with it?

WE

We are an elite unit. Thank you.

I sound exactly like the stupid leaf flag nigger tier discourse anons im talking to

let's go boys

Fuck, you are a dumb cunt.

We're getting bored can you faggots hurry up?

Please nuke California

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Trump is responding. He has been in contact with Abe (Jap PM) since that first missile flew over Japan. Abe wants to attack the launch capability urgently. Trump is putting the thumb screws on China.

China will be forced to do something soon or they are going to find them selves replaced by the poo in loos as our source of manufacturing.

Impolite. Leader does enjoy fine cheese. It is luxury in my home. For now.

Tell both Koreas to Unify!

Trend it on Twitter!

Happiness is better than war!
Understand is better than violence!
Tell them to both Learn AND Teach each other, slowly.

You.

This thread is pretty hot. Must be happening.

Rolling for it hitting somewhere in Japan

Please nuke Trump Tower. Trump won't do anything if you do. He's a weak cuck.

After thousands and thousands of threads of nothing actually halpening, I can no longer take any post with the word 'happening' or picture of Ron Paul seriously ever again.

Turn what? My pussy is in bed where it belongs while I am shitposting at a real job that does not get fake holidays off.

Obviously because Nk is Best Korea, im shleepy now i go night night, bye kimmy

>possibru

Trump is literally the worst person to be president right now. Hopefully he shuts the fuck up and lets Mattis do his thing.

The fact that hey have to prepare for it means one thing:
Attack is now or never.
It's too late, when they have multiple missiles sitting comfy in silos.

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

EMBRACE IT, NIGGER

Turn what he says. Turn what. Lmfao. The fish market

I will fuck Kim up the likes off which the world has never seen if he shoots me with an IBM

>flag

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hory shit

Singles indicate total non-happening.

Umm guys.. Ive really close to Minot air force base in ND. 40+ jets just took off. this is very unusual. defiantly not a test. buckle up guys. this is the real deal.

REMINDER THAT trump will die but obama will live his whole life behind bars

Jesus fucking Christ the LARPing NK proxyfag with terminal autism still hasn't given up

STOP REPLYING TO HIM, HE'LL SPAM THE THREAD

I'm as big of a happeningfag as anyone but I'm gonna need things to escalate a bit more before I hop on this happeningtrain

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I DONT WANNA DIE LADS

NK will be down before it even aims at Japan, you're fine.

>France confused why Trump hasn't preemptively surrendered just in case of war.

If she's trying to poop she should go to the bathroom.

Sad but worth it.

Checked and proof?

Nothing will happen while Trump Cuck is president. He's literally a beta male who won't do anything ever. He is being cucked by more powerful world leaders and his supporters are finally realizing how much of a weak cuck he is. Something might happen after weak cuck resigns and Pence is president. Pence actually has male genitalia and testosterone unlike cuck Trump the feminized beta cuck.

So you nuking the Japs, Guam, or Obama's house in Hawaii?

How tf you even have access to the internet? Doesn't 50% of your population eat grass?