Wtf Im only buying Barilla now

Wtf Im only buying Barilla now.

WHAT THE FUCK

SO SOME FUCKHEAD GOES AROUND FORCING FUCKING PASTA FACTORIES TO SUBMIT TO OUTDATED NOT-EVEN-GOVERNMENT SOCIAL POLICY??????

Publish the names of EVERYONE who tried to lead you down that path, there's little more to do.

You suck-a the willy, don't buy our fusilli

then he took a trip on the apology tour.

no no no, they caved.
that's old.

You like-a the weenie, you no get linguine

Fags on suicide watch

My sides

You take it in the assholi
Don't buy our ravioli

you think you-a gay? I think-a no pene

You watch-a the Tonys, buy a different Rigatoni

LOL.

MOLTO BENE

I was already only buying Barilla. Based as fuck. And tastes good too.

>September 2013.

kek

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Barilla is undoubtedly the best pasta brand, shit doesn't stick to your mouth and doesn't taste like shit

wtf im a shilla for barilla now

He's still the CEO though, isn't he? He's alright on my book and so is the brand

you gay like versace? don't buy our vermicelli

wow, literally wow. No homosexual couples in pasta ads. This is Trump's America.

9.8/10

20 karat gold

>Gays actively go around companies threatening them to push an agenda
>If they don't do what they want. They will use the media to shame them and potentially ruin their lives.

Yeah maybe the Muslims have a point with faggots.

Unfortunately old news. They have a (((diversity and inclusion))) board now and have completely folded to the fag cause.

Barilla is good quality, but it's very lengtgy to prepare. I started buying these in 2013 when they first started to defend themselves against the gay lobby, but i've recently opted for something for pasta that are more quick to prepare.
Yes my life rocks

They make excellent sauces

It's honestly brave as fuck to make this kind of announcement.
I don't even agree with him but damn is it respectable.

AYYY FUHGEDDABOUDIT

>tfw would support this brand by purchasing their products, but don't eat pasta junk.

Any /fit/ food brands I should be aware of?

[spoiler]How is Dannon's oikos?[/spoiler]

Guess I'll be buying Barilla pasta from now on.

Kek

If you a Nelly, no buy my Vermicelli

why does there need to be a gay couple in advertisements

Most faggots don't really give a shit. Only the libtard sjw types push agendas and for gay rights. Many are just content to stay in private.

Nice

i like that muslims despise and persecute LGBTs, but you get alot of other baggage with Islam.

I like eating pork!

What a stupid thing to say
Gays eat/make more pasta than rednecks

I don't think rednecks even know what pasta is

>ENDORSE OUR DICK SUCKING LIFESTYLE AND USE GAY LOVE IN YOUR COMMERCIALS TO SELL YOUR OWN COMPANY"S PRODUCT

honestly, the entitlement of you faggots is astounding

I eat their lasagna sheets RAW!

Are you stupid?

Don't worry he's going to switch sides

You take it in the G-Spot, you no get a Pizza

What kind of statement is this? You can't even back that up with any statistical evidence. This is liberal tier commenting user. Let that sink in. You're just as dumb as they are.

To force it down your throat that gays exist.

Thank you reddit for taking a joke then beating it to death

brb buying barilla pasta

>gays like putting long round things in their mouth more often than straight men
>pasta is long and round

seems like used solid logic to me

perfect because thats what I buy

They make those tasty as fuck instant pasta meals I get at home depot for like $1.69

Good on him for not bending the knee

I know for a fact you're a fat white imbecile
Just look at the pic you used. If he were a hamburger maker then this ploy might have worked

As it stand you still have no idea what pasta is (you think it's some wop foreign immigrant food) and that companies sales will be affected negatively

If gays make their own pasta, then they wont be hurt. Unlike gay feeelings.

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That's because you're an idiot that can't form complete sentences. Everything "seems like used solid logic" to you.

Me too, I'll never buy any other brand from now on

bait

Sounds like someone is looking to get slapped by a big wet noodle

I'm buying like 20 boxes of pocket spaghetti right now

When I said "make" I meant cook

Nioce
Going to make sure I buy this brand every time I need pasta now.

Im un-ironically going to buy some barilla pasta.

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>multiple people call you out on your stupidity
>n-no you!
The stereotypes write themselves.

You dont fucka dee vagini, dont toucha our rotini

Ravioli! Ravioli!
Turn away if you suck on phalloni!
>I tried

What is it with you retarded brainlets and this constant ''muh BASED muslims'' shit?
Are you a bunch of retarded Muslims using proxies?

Europe and the US have been anti gay as long as they existed. It is only in the last 30 or so years where certain (((groups))) have succeeded in making homosexuality acceptable.
Homosexuality was legalized in the US in 2003. Two thousand fucking three.

What the fuck do Muslims have to do with anything?

>multiple people call you out on your stupidity

Two rednecks in a barrel full of rednecks named Sup Forums get butthurt

>multiple

Meh, they can still buy it and man up. Crying and whining like women re-enforces the gay fem stereotype setting their cause back 30 years. All he said was no gay couples depicted in his ads, the actors can still be gay

LOL, syphilis

You take it up analy, don't buy our farfali

THIS ARTICLE IS FROM 2013 YOU FUCKING RETARDS GOD DAMN AND YOU TELL ME THE JEWS CAN'T SUBVERT THIS PLACE EASILY

I already do, spaghettini no. 3... the best pasta and now it's even better

I make sure to open boxes of Barilla and void their products at my supermarket.

Chef BoyarDENIED

wtf its almost like we dont care

Try "Garofalo" or "De Cecco", Barilla is shit tier pasta here.

Alt-right
Alt-tech
Alt-pasta!

This happened like 12 years ago
>not buying De Cecco
Trump is failing. Take a look at the threads right now you goof

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Dare I say Barilla is /ourpasta/??

You stink like fish? Fuck it anyways

No. Nobody's mother here buys Barilla.

fuck

>the official pasta di faggala

i just got into cooking and making chicken alfredo and lasagna soon. im gonna make sure i use barilla products

>multiple, adjective
>Consisting of, including, or involving more than one
So let's parcel this out, because you seem to be on the lower end of the IQ curve.
1. You make a stupid statement with no factual evidence to back it up.
2. You don't understand the definition of a word most elementary students can understand.
3. You resort to liberal tier name calling when you get upset.
Honestly man, I don't know if you're trolling or just didn't expect to be called out on your bullahit. Either way, take a third party look at the stupid shit you're saying and the way you react like a child. You really are a parody of an uneducated liberal and you keep adding more support to the theory that you might actually just be on the functional end of autism.

Mine does

Why are you cooking? Thats for faggots

the only pussy i've ever fucked that smelled like fish was jewish

Lol based comment. I smell them all the time so i don't believe you but ill settle with "that's bullshit but i believe it"

Not true.

Guess whos eating pasta tomorrow?

basically "objection! withdrawn"

Kek'd

I imagine you saying that in the most bumfuck accent imaginable

>chicken ayll-fray-doe

Gays love italian food more than anyone here. It's their trade mark. Mediterranean foods are their holy grail.
For you it's BBQ ribs, big macs and mountain dew.
For gays it's fusilli, olive oil and box wine

There is literally no other pasta anyway. Everything else has like a 30 second window of "done-ness". Barilla is like 3 minutes. Forgiving AF.

Part of me thinks why wouldnt you then hire 2 gay actors like the really outspoken cringy swj types and have them play a normal hetero couple in the ads.

A nice subtle fuck you

That's a homo user.

Wrong, homos eat cock and make felch, which they then drizzle all over each other and their furniture.

You touch the weeny, no fettuccine