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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REAL GOOT SERVER HOURS EDITION
MAGA
Will North Korea ever start the happening or are they just going to sell those WMDs and not use those themselves?
CONFIDENCE IS HIGH I REPEAT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH
Is American seriously about to be destroyed by North Korea? Is this the ultimate underdog story?
Hiromoot is probably assmad about being called gookmoot.
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we should tell sk to go fuck themselves...what pieces of shit
Is it happening?
Desired title was "REAL GOOKMOOT SERVER HOURS, WHO UP?" but that wasn't allowed for some reason so there.
Is gookmoot a banned word in the subject?
haha no
too late drumfkins
we're going to take on the AB, your skinhead allies
give us what we want .....yada yada
youre fucked
they /probably/ wont use them as they have more to gain by playing brinkmanship than actually using them and risk getting their shit pushed in sideways
however brinkmanship has a nasty habit of turning into warfare
okay so please ignore all the Marxist states, ok? none of them was real communism. North Korea is fake communism, China is fake communism, Soviet Union... all fake. don't read their constitutions or anything, ok? it's all a sham.
instead, look at liberal capitalist democracies in Northern Europe. they're great, so obviously Marx was completely right!
they almost deserve to get nork porked for voting for that lefty moon boy
We should tell every country to go fuck themselves. Isolationism is the only answer.
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Would anything of worth be lost if we just accepted Seoul as a necessary casualty?
Weird, only as a subject maybe just to stop shit meta threads.
he's going to get impeached
This man did what the Democrats, media, and Hillary Clinton couldn't: expose Trump as the impotent """leader""" he really is.
It's time we rape Germany up the butt a third time
>we should tell every country to go fuck themselves
yes
>isolationism is the only answer
wrong
"colonialism" is the word you're looking for
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ITS BEGINNING TO AFFECT THE BOTTOM LINE
CLOSER TO WAR
REEE CORBYN OUT OF GOVERNMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>last bastion of a dead world
Go to bed ron you are being grumpy again
Millions of people
the reputation of the United States and the confidence that your allies have in you.
The second one is more important imo
BASED
well good thing Trump isn't your leader go back too getting oral from a dog.
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Reminder Barnes did nothing wrong
that's not real
i-is it.....?
Nice going to buy only their spaghettis now
Is Barilla, dare I say it, /ournoodle/?
Please nuke Los Angeles
I hope NK fires that ICBM so the U.S can swat it down like a fly. I WANT SOME FUCKING ACTION
Do German Muslims instantly feel the need to rape, murder, and bomb everyone upon seeing a cross? What does their addition look like? How do they write the letter 't'?
>Mr. President, we've shot down the missiles headed for Guam, Alaska, and Hawaii.
>Only one North Korean missile is left, heading towards San Francisco. What are your orders sir?
>"Stand down men. Stand down"
>yfw
When is NK launching lads? Tonight or maybe in the coming days.
I see Fox is sending ideal suggestions to NK
>Rules of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.
Seriously.
The Olympics are in Seoul in like 5 months, so something is going to happen by then.
>bunch of Trump hating libeals, spics, niggers, and gays vaporized
>the northern half of the Korean peninsula disappears
Win-win.
Why the fuck don't they just say NK or DPRK?
Nothing at all about NOKO is official or unofficially used outside of recently, as far as I can tell.
anyone else having a hard time posting? is the server fucked up or is it my internet?
did the norks nuke gookmoot?
Right fucking now.
>black eclipse sun
>devastating hurricanes
>NK with ICBM nukes
God keeps warning us that Trump is the antichrist and we aren't listening.
So what are you going to do during the next hurricane
On, no, what will we do if they bomb Gum or Anchorage?
It starting happening to me recently, too.
The servers are usually shite at this hour
Welp, dude just earned a customer for life.
Fuck the generic brand named after my grocery store.
Well then tell them to fucking hurry the fuck up.
Hey! Several fights in the Gundam franchise take place there!
Think of Spicer!
alright Chad's, fried gook is on the menue
>implying Spicer won't pilot the first real American-made mecha and shoot down the nukes
noko is a Sup Forums meme
nuke kim already
>The antichrist is doing a better job than god ever did.
Hail Satan then.
Who here has a party planed for Tuesday?
>Burgers
>Hotdogs
>Fried chicken
>Beers
>Mashed potatoes
>Mac & Cheese
>Two scoops of vanilla or strawberry ice cream for desert
NO TACOS
Does anybody even watch the news anymore?
Every time I turn it on they're lying about something.
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Better to force other countries to cease trade with them and cause infighting due to lack of food.
i'm okay with this.
noko is what we did back in my day before site functionality was given cosmetic attention
It's literally our memetics seeping further into reality because kek is ready to start forcing the world to do our bidding again
Holy fuck Kim bout to nuke either Seattle or Los Angeles
I don't have any friends.
both please
CNN is in a death spiral
Everyone knows about noko in that sense, my point is that noko used in news media to refer to North Korea is so odd. Maybe it is Sup Forums bleeding into the world.
>better job
>America is literally losing to a third world nation
>Entire world is laughing at cuck Trump while alpha Kim wins again
>tfw i constantly post in anti-trump threads with stuff like "its over for drumpf" and "say it with me: MADAME PRESIDENT"
>am actually a trump supporter
Not true
Reminder that Trump will not do anything unless his mind has been conquered by (((them))). Not because he is weak, but because it's exactly what the deep state wants. Remember, Bill Clinton/deep state armed NK for the purpose to have an excuse to one day attack them. Think about it.
TWO SCOOPS?
>Today is labor day
>Labor day is a federal holiday
>My trash pickup is on Monday
>Trash service has the day off today
God fucking dammit
Kim pleaes nuke US so I don't have to pay my rent this month
How many times did he say he was going to do it, again? If he could, he would have already
The fuck is on(two)esday?
T-thanks, you too.
It is pretty awkward to have to lie about having friends and such to officials and employers. You can't get a job or join anything without pretending you have friends.
get a room you two
I'll be your freind user. Are you in the SW region of the US? You're invited to my party! :)
(Have to show your papers at the door though)
Actual spies are saying he's aiming a nuke somewhere in the west coast
TWO SCOOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
Wait, are you implying that those kinds of posts are ever not done ironically?
Its real nice hours right now.
i wana go
sorry guys but they cucked less than a year later
WTF
I HATE BARILLA NOW
you absolute FIEND
Russia armed NK. NK's ICBM is an exact clone of Russia's. Russia has increased exports to NK by 500% in 2017. Russia is provoking an NK vs. US war. They want China, NK and US to go to war to weaken their rivals. Trump is dumb enough and arrogant enough to fall for the bait.
If it makes you feel better, my trash day's gonna be off by a day this week as well. 'Cept it's normally Wednesday instead.
>(((actual spies)))
no proofs, no money, hunny bunny
I really don't care if they are making excuses from thin air, tho. Gooks deserve it
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women actually get 70 percent the scoops men get. pure patriarchy.
Disgusting.
Fat boy is ALL TALK, NO ACTION. I like WMD armed dictators who put their money where their mouth is, okay? Nuke a blue city and then we'll talk.
>I-IT NAH FAIR DONARD!