>social media predators ahh, natural selection. comforting at least.
Joshua Gonzalez
>Child porn accused who had 'rape instructions' granted bail I've got images of dead children and pedo copypastas.. Am I fucked? I only have that shit for meme useage.
you should be right, it's illegal to show a picture of a dead fetus in public. Doesn't seem to be illegal to have pictures of dead kids
Ryder Perry
So lads, got some friends in on the Aus based Anglosphere right internet news site idea, just need to actually produce the fucking thing. Wondering how I'm going to do it from my phone which is all I have at the moment.
Tyler Myers
Buy a $200 laptop
Noah Scott
True, but I'm hoping to go without for a spell while I save up for something decent.
Zachary Fisher
How do you get internet on a laptop? Do they have to put those plug ins in your wall? If so, who does that? Thanx. >magnets, how do they work?
Christian Evans
>Deregister someone for having an opinion Ok mate
Gabriel Wright
So I'm married and i have 2 girls, 3 and 5 years old.
My favourite time of the day is bath time (which i rarely miss) where me and the girls bathe together. My wife prefers to shower or when she does bath, she does so alone with a book. Anyway...at bath time, i sit each girl one on each leg and lather them up, rinse them etc. Naturally i get an erection (i'm a guy, i can't help these things) and most days the girl's have a curiosity about my cock (seeing it go from flacid to sticking up and hard) and so i let them play with it, tug it, squeeze it etc. nothing i ask them to do, i just let them do what they like to my cock and it feels nice usually so...yea...
Anyway, my wife comes in (i've been bathing the girls since they were born, though their cock curiosity is recent..maybe last 3 months) yesterday and sees me erect and starts screaming and grabs the kids and gets them dressed, drives off. Turns out she's taken the kids to my mother's house and won't speak to me. my mom has been kind enough to relay shit to me, but basically: I'm a pedo because i had an erection in the bathtub (and i explained that i'm a guy, i can't control these things) but she was all "it's not right to expose the girls to an erect penis at their age" and i'm all wtf.
she's trying to get the police involved and claiming i'm a pedo and unfit etc. she didn't even see the girls touching my penis, she just saw that i was hard. now she's took my kids, i think i'm gonna get divorced and possibly branded a child molester (grown man naked and erect with little girls sounds bad right? fuck...)
Worst thing is, she's gonna be asking the girls about bath time, and if they say they were playing with my winkie (what they call it) i'll be more fucked, and she'll tell them that it's "disgusting and wrong" so they'll grow up thinking they were ABUSED by me.
Worst day of my life. I am seriously considering suicide.
generic anime image unrelated
How's your day been?
Asher Wilson
Can't wait to rub it in all your faces when the Yes vote wins
Samuel Jones
I just raped my cousin. My cousin is a cute girl. She's 12, with blonde hair, a nice petite (yet not too petite, she's got curves in all the right places) frame and pretty blue eyes. She's a sweet little loli, which made it even more great to pentrate her.It started off with us playing Super Monkey Ball. She wasn't very good at it, but I was a master. She was having trouble getting past level 2. So I told her to come over here. She sat on my lap as we both grasped the controller. My boner was rising. I helped her beat it, and she kissed me on the cheek. My boner was about to jump out of my pants and do a clog dance in my ass. Since my arms were already around her, I continued in the capacity, and she settled in my lap as I began beating stage 17. Since you only need one hand to play monkey ball, I used my other to rub her leg. And as the stages went up and up, I inched my hand closer and closer towards her panties. As I began lifting up her skirt, she became uncomfortable. She tried to push my hand back, but I kept on rubbing her vagina through her panties. "What are you doing?" she asked. I covered her mouth. "I'm going to have some fun with you, little miss," I replied back. I pushed her up against a dresser. I lifted up her skirt, than pulled her panties aside and began fucking her. She began crying. "No, stop, you asshole, stop!" I just kept on pumping harder. She kept on crying harder as I ripped her hymen like a dog eating a piece of meat. Then suddenly, "Yes, yes!" she screamed. She was aroused, she liked it. Alright! This means i'm scott free. I began fucking her as hard as possible. "YES, YES! OH GOD, YES!" she cried. "I LOVE IT!" she screamed. My sperm came closer to being released inside her... Closer... Closer... Closer... "THAT SMELL IS AMAZING!" she screamed.
I stopped. "What?" I asked her. Suddenly a fat nigger popped out behind the couch.
"And dats da power of Pine-Sol!"
Daniel Hughes
This is the leftist parasite who started the petition to ruin the career of a woman for opposing SS marriage in public:
(((Lev Lafayette)))
Gabriel Cooper
Wifi mate
Kevin Turner
>Manus island What's that, the MKR/Survivor crossover series?
Samuel Rodriguez
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
I'll tell you my first incest experience. It was about 2 years ago; I was 18 and my sister was 16(and a half). We had a cousin staying at our house for the summer and she was either 16 or 17. Got along great with the cousin, but not so great with the sister. She felt she should have the run of the house since I was about to move out to college and I thought she was a bitch. This caused conflict.
Anyway, the parents were at work, I was chilling in my room, and the two girls were sunbathing/swimming outside. I had nothing for my sister at this point, but my cousin was a different matter. From an objective standpoint, she's good looking. She's the big athlete in the family so the body is pretty good as well. I would post pics, but I'm afraid someone would recognize her(maybe I'll post with the face blurred...). So I can't help but look out my window every now and again to check her out and maybe jack a bit.
Here's where things get crazy. I'm building up jack material on my cousin, but I can't stop looking at my sister. Cousin is hot, but my sister has a RACK. Her boobs look like they wanna bust out of the bikini. So I start storing images of her as well. It feels a little sick at first, but that just makes things more exciting.
I want a closer look, so I go outside to the pool and say that I'm going to bust into the booze cabinent and to come inside if they want any. They think it's a great idea and follow me in. They get wasted pretty fast, but I only have a couple drinks. It gets to the point where they're basically passed out on the floor, wearing skimpy bikinis, and I'm sitting there with a raging hard on. So I make the decision.
I run to the basement to grab a camcorder and set it up in the den where we are. Just then, my grandpa busts through the door, tears off my pants, and fucks me in the ass. He's wearing a cowboy hat. Once he unloads, he runs back out of the house and yells, "I have the weirding way!"
Carter Martin
Okay I'll look into it, you've been more helpful than Telstra was.
Dominic Foster
you can tether your phone to your laptop and use you'r phone mobile data as internet if you want
Juan Allen
fuck off, Tasmania. leave this thread to the mainland.
Kayden Peterson
I hear that some people get their phones connected to the internet but I can't find a DSL port anywhere on my "smart" phone. Can anyone help me out?
Justin Kelly
you need to have a modem plugged in that puts out a wifi signal. Then you turn on your phones wifi and connect through that
Connor Bell
Alright tah Hey, you're taking the piss m80
Jaxson Nelson
b8 or retard?
William Gonzalez
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
Thomas Perez
The full retard. I have no idea about this sort of shit
Gabriel Davis
You missed out that Melbourne's favourite flag burning abbo band's lead singer turned out to be a literal rapist and a basic stereotype of the thieving, 'oi, gives us yuh money white carrnts' boong.
of course, no police action, no action whatsoever, "for the sake of the victims."
Justin Lewis
...
Ryan Gutierrez
PEDOPHILES, YOU WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE!
Justin Morgan
Kangaroos?
Jordan Sanders
hey dog cunts
Robert Young
great bantz the madman actually did it
Brody Martinez
>one chance at life >greatgramdparents emigrated to Canada instead of Australia
kill me
I always wondered what the story was behind that picture of the child's torso in the basement. Can't think of more specific description. Sort of looked like there were wires coming out of the bottom. Arteries maybe? It was a long time ago that I saw it. I suppose there isn't much story really. Just "Albanian child is abducted and raped/killed in cellar of abandoned farmhouse or bomb shelter."
Also, wonder if anyone ever id'd the guy in that photoset of him taking a dump on the crying baby.
Brayden Roberts
thanks cunt, saw it yesterday but was on my phone at work so didn't save it
Joshua Thompson
>photoset of him taking a dump on the crying baby. Dude, that's actual child porn. As for the rest, I've not known of that incident. All I've got close to that is pic related. Apparently it was a case of one child owing another game currency. So he killed hoim then attempted to chop him up and hide him in the roof.
James Reed
Can someone explain why dual citizenship is an issue for a retard?
Luke Bailey
Hey Aus/pol/, I just thought I'd get this off my chest... I'd thought i'd tell you guys first to see how you'd take it.
Okay, where do i begin? I guess it started out when I there was a storm. It was really bad storm too. So
bad my sister wanted to sleep in my room since my parents were gone. I let her sleep in my bed as i slept
the floor. We did get through the night, but some of the windows were damaged, as my little sis told me.
"C.J. the window broke, come and see!", so I went to go see, and damn did i get the biggest boner i have ever had. The storm had apparrently damaged the window, but it had also scraped the paint. The paint, oh my god the paint, i can't believe it turned me on like that, but it did. I immediately told my little sis to go to her room, even though she cried about it, because the "glass shards would cut her feet." Huge lie. All i wanted was some amazing sex with that broken window and the little pieces of green paint on it. I took the window to the bathroom and began to rub myself on it. I came like i have never come before. I spent a total of 5 hours in that bathroom, doing that window over and over and over again. Cum was splattered all over it, and that made it even better. But that was just the beginning, I began to break my neighbor's windows while they were out just so i could take them home and fuck with them. Oh my god, one time I found this amazingly beautiful wooden casement window with amazing woodwork, if i could have married that window, i would have. But sadly, due to society's unaccepting ways, i've been forced to keep my darling window and their amazingly chipped paint in one of my dad's warehouse, he doesn't know what i do with the windows, i think he thinks i might love their architecture (and i do!)
Well Aus/pol/, that's my secret my fetish, I hope you can fucking take it.
Attached is a picture of that first window.
Josiah Thomas
Dude stop
Henry White
your are not allowed have dual citizenship and be an MP, it's illegal. Turns out heaps of these cunts are all dual citizens, means they are disloyal. Wouldn't surprise me if they had them because once they fuck the country up to get rich they will all flee
Parker Gutierrez
I have a digital slr, go pro. And I bought core video editing software. I can help make Aussie right wing news
Colton Allen
Oh shit, I couldn't find my wifi switch before, thanks senpai.
No way, dead serious :^).
Samuel Morgan
It's in the constitution, you can only have allegiance to one country. Thats why politicians should check and renounce any other citizenships before actually running for anything, it's only been a problem now because people have actually given light that some politicians hold dual citizenships, most politicians themselves don't know that they even have dual citizenships.
Michael Stewart
Who's on qanda today? Looks like we have a typical strong poc muslim woman, some retarded feminist author, two economists/authors and some pajeet author.
Julian James
Shorten is Soros lapdog so of course he was warned to renounce citizenship.
Grayson Adams
A dutch numale cuck, a feminist Jew, a former UNHCR politician Pajeet, a Muslim spokeswoman, and a foreign policy think-tank manager.
This really is getting beyond satire.
Aiden Foster
So you find yourself in a position of power of a country while being a citizen of another country that may not have the interests of the country you have a part in administrating at heart. It leaves you particularly susceptible to blackmail or being turned into a foreign provocateur. This is probably the reasoning, with a dash of white Australia mixed in.
The main reason I have an issue with it is because it's the bloody constitution, and it shows that many of our administrators are either sloppy, corrupt, above the law, incompetent, or all of the above. It's not what you want, you need boxes ticked, dotted i's and crossed t's. And the fact that so many are taking this to the high court show the blatant largesse and huge legal grey areas these people make they're pay-cheques from.
It pisses me off, but I also just paid $20,000 in tax and seeing these shits eating my cash makes me want to molotov these fucks.
Tyler Evans
I'll figure it all out one day
Liam Watson
Is there a single agreeable/non retard on that panel? Is there a single right leaning person there?
Jackson Bennett
>yfw Britain actually had righteous rulers who knew how to prevent enemies gaining power How the mighty have fallen.
Benjamin Ward
Your best bet is the think-tank guy, but he's a boomer, so it looks like it will probably be a wholly leftist/globalist cirklejerk tonight.
Xavier Mitchell
One of QANDA's guests tonight runs this site: muslimgirl.com/ Imagine a female Waleed Aly. Yeah...
Jordan Brown
it was in Brasil so no humans were killed.
Andrew Wright
some one needs to force that ugly cunt to wear a burqa
Brandon Davis
>greatgramdparents
Jason Wood
I'd just watch Rambo on GO! tßh, Q&A and it's edgleord thread is pure cancer.
Ayden Campbell
I just participate for comfy bantz with the lads 2bh, also to laugh at how shit and blatantly biased it is. I don't think anyone here watches that shit seriously.
Brandon Barnes
I had a 3 piece box for dinner. 3 piece box is aus pols official fast food?
Isaiah Diaz
I call it a 3 piece feed cause i'm old
Hudson Stewart
>>Far-right nationalists face court over dummy beheading, claim they're on 'political trial' I walked past the court house at Lunch and wondered why there was so many cops... I should have been tipped off by the over abundance of fluro haired women when I came back.
Not sure if I missed anything or not, kinda cool that some of the young cops were told they did good by their senior as I passed.
Jack Young
Same here, but I adjust it in my head before I say it just so I don't have to repeat myself to the cunt at the intercom.
Aaron Nelson
The demoralisation from that show is getting too real, and there's never anything worth screencapping anymore. >5 questions from Muslim women >4 questions from Abos >applause for feminist virtue signalling >gay rights la-dee-da >Tony interrupting the only "conservative" member on the panel every 3 seconds >no wife's son tweets anymore I just dunno anymore.
Caleb Fisher
on the plus side, with enough Muslim girls like that, Islam will be destroyed. the same liberal cancer that destroyed Christianity will do the same to them the longer they stay in the west.
Jordan Gray
There's some fun in trying to get dank meme tweets past the moderator 2bh m8
Angel Hill
yeah same but i've given up fast food recently odn't trigger me KFC shills
Xavier Hall
Leftists have won so hard, if you look at Australia of twenty years ago compared to today. It was still pretty Australian in 1997.
But they are still a bunch of mentally ill little bitches and faggots.
Eli Fisher
Waleed Aly, perhaps one of the most 'liberal' Muslims in Australia, still keeps his wife completely wrapped around his finger and totally controlled. The change will only come if the Muslim men loosen their grip on their wives. And why would they?
Daniel Price
fair enough, if you enjoy it. I gave it up a while ago. When a poet laureate, who's had works commissioned by the RSC, gets torn down because all the brains-trust of aus/pol/ saw was a plain middle-aged women, it pretty much shitted off forever. Especially since half of what she's on about is exactly the same things that concern Sup Forums.
they will never win. They are useful idiots. Aust will be a chink colony and these poofs will be sidelined in no time
Bentley Williams
they must've sacked the based lad that was letting all our tweets through. the ratio of good to bad has gotten awful as of late.
>And why would they? why did we?
Matthew Thompson
when they win, they lose. Trudeau was right.
Wyatt Wright
Yeah, the show has become quite stale 2bh. That's what happens when they stack the deck.
>Why did we? Good fucking question.
Austin Phillips
Why the fuck is my ISP range getting blocked? Does jap moot hate Ausfags too?
Levi Hill
the muzzies on qanda are the fucking worst. Why the fuck do they always have hijabi "feminists" pushing their antiwhite bullshit?
Zachary Barnes
yep yep yeh
Leo Thomas
Sup gaybos
Jayden Richardson
i have that too. where abouts are you
Ethan Rodriguez
Vic
Dominic Young
nah ye
>gaybo vintage 1998 insult
Hunter Thompson
You big boys ready for /QandA/?
Jason Nguyen
I just say 3 piece feed and most of the time they know what I mean unless they are really stupid
Noah Hughes
Greens are fucktards
Thomas Taylor
rev up them twitters lads
Jonathan Garcia
About time they range banned you fuckin' poofters
Noah Scott
>technically in lesbian relationship with her husband nah, she's in a heterosexual relationship with a dude in drag
Cameron Thompson
tonights ep doesnt look good, got a feeling it'll be a "muh trump" episode.
Sebastian Gutierrez
shit lineup
Nicholas Russell
So it's just like any episode from the past year or so?
Jose Ortiz
Where's the qanda thread ?
Levi White
If I tell a doctor I Identify as a female who transitioned into a male even though I am male will they give me test?
Carson Kelly
>We reserve the right to hold and/or remove contributions that: >Are racist, sexist, homophobic, sexually explicit, abusive or otherwise objectionable Islamaphobia is allowed fellas
Kevin Ortiz
discord for watrching livestream with your mates /JTXZkeE
Colton Myers
Guy on right is from (((Lowy))) institute.
Xavier Sullivan
Good to hear
Aiden Miller
There is literally nothing wrong with talking about my wife's son.
Jace Reed
Hello criminals hope you're well. Just here to wish you some kind of chink removing miracle and eternal fullness. Who is your winston peters anyway?
