You just committed a crime in north korea you get 10 minutes with kim to plead your case...

You just committed a crime in north korea you get 10 minutes with kim to plead your case,, there are guards so you cannot attack, What do you tell him?

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Nigger what the fuck is wrong with your hair.

Nuke the US

kim no bing bong, each bing bong two cents.

if i get an odd single then i killed him and lived to tell the tale

Well I know a place where we can dance the whole night away
Underneath electric stars
Just come with me and we can shake your blues right away
You'll be doing fine once the music starts

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BRING A BONG BRINGA BONG

1v1 Nigger no camping

LET HIS PEOPLE HAVE STEAM!

Don't blame me. I voted for Hillary.

Kim, I'm going to go ahead and guess that your penis is tiny.

>What do you tell him?
I did it for the lulz

You have no idea how much you have made me kek this morning.

Girlfriend was telling me a serious story about a death in the family. I just read this and start kekking for a good couple of minutes. She demands to know what was so funny. I explain it. Pretty sure she is going to leave me.

Pretty sure she would be doing the right thing.

I'd tell him we should have a dick measuring contest on live television before he kills me. At least I could go out like a man, laughing and making fun of his tiny cock.

probably

>Don't blame me. I voted for Hillary.

You could of voted for Kim, himself. Crazy Nigga would do this shit anyway.

you sound autistic. but im not on to judge

I wouldn't blame her.

Nigga you have to be autismo to enter Sup Forums.

get out chadlet you dumb asshole

If she doesn't, then you should leave her, because she's clearly insane.

I tell him he has to release me or his mother will die in her sleep tongiht

>also reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

mother love me long time long time sucky sucky fucky fucky wonton Hong Kong Hong Kong wonton Hong Kong wonton one time one time wonton love me long time feed on my long schlong go back to Hong Kong gong I'll send u back to Hong Kong pair a wonton wonton

I can make you win.

Do you even lift?

Is norK nazbol?