Be USA

>be USA
>east is flooded
>west is burning
>new hurricane incoming
>under nuke threat

just because the year changed doesn't mean the power stopped

You forgot some:
>zombies in cali
>legal illegals
>the civil war 2: snowflake edition
>obesity crisis
>rustbelt cities abandoned

whoa there chang. calm your tits. we've made it though worse than this.

Sometimes a crisis or two is the only thing that can make us stronger

>be OP
>ashamed of his real flag
But why?

>no healthcare
>20 trillion in debt
>1 in 2 have no savings
>everything is owned and run by jews

So you don't mind if I take my "south" korean friends to Gary for a vacation? They will be able to describe america to all their friends at home in beautiful vivid detail.

>be a literal jew
>OY VEY
>subhuman

This.

>under nuke threat
you mean our Jew and nigger infested cities? oh no, that sucks.

is your dick cucked?

>The west is burning
It is I can't even go outside without risking my health

Nope. Your time is coming jew.

That's a D.C. bus I think.

>be american
>get shot

AND YET WE'RE STILL THE BEST NATION IN THE WORLD

i get the sense that, as a european, you don't have an appreciation how large our country is

>when you don't live on the east or west coast
>when everything is fine and smooth
>when your town is almost completely white
>when no subhumans migrate to it because they've never heard of it
>when life is comfy

I do feel bad for those hurricane victims though, the west coast can go fuck itself though.

>foreigners failing to understand just how big the US is and failing to understand how most of us on Sup Forums are unaffected by any of this

This is like an earthquake hitting Spain and then laughing at someone who lives in Russia OP.

No, you're not. Except for incarcerated citizens and being fat fucking pigs. Oh, I forgot Mexico stole your throne.

>be Alaskan
>it rained more this year
>fished almost every day this summer
>hunting season soon

oh yeah, there is the rest of the world too.

THIS
Hopefully retards wake up out of their 90's cartoon utopianism

We have States more relevant than your country

This, it gives me a good chuckle when foreigners fail to realize just how fucking massive burger land is. The west coast is like far off distant part of the world to me (because it pretty much is)

Shut the fuck up

I got a new job though.

The majority of the incarcerated are subhuman blacks and browns. So not a problem actually.

Where's your flag, leaf?

Eagle River master race reporting in.

>Opioid crisis
>World's largest prison population
>High income inequality

>live in flyover state

Fun thing about living in the US is that everyone in the middle doesn't give a fuck. Like others have said, some states feel like complete different nations to us. There could be a nuclear meltdown in Pennsylvania, and literally no one but the northeast would care beyond "oh, that's a shame."
Just to give you some scale, France is smaller than Texas. Portugal is the same size as Florida just about. England is half the size of California.

West Coast Fag here

If you wanted to know what being in Doom would be like, move here.

...

Booyaaah

>be european
>get raped by refugee

Last thing I saw said about 50% of America's dicks are cucked
>but this may be a joke
I live in America, and my whole family us not cucked in the dick

Be euroweenie, your momma, daughter,auntie,sis,grandma,wife,girlfriend getting plowed by a fucking muslim, oh what a shame,NOT! enjoy mother fuckers you've asked for.

>sister goes to Ireland
>wants to go next Summer
>"I suppose that banging a non white is normal"
mfw my mom says that

You obviously have no idea how giant this place is, faggot. I'm already live innawoods and would love to see some sit go down - but the fact is this place is always burning and flooding. And always under some kind of threat (the most recent being beaners).

Let me know when some cool shit actually goes down. It's been 16 years and I don't think we're under any real threat. Trump could really close borders!

Faggots. Get outside.

>be USA
>small potatoes

Nothing we can't handle. Good times.

>be EU
>zombie apocalypse

So long. Thanks for all the boats.

nice.

Juneau here

You are correct, fag.

>civil war II: electric snowflake boogalo