Well it was only a matter of time

Have you made peace with your creator?

Yeah, I'm on pretty good terms with my parents these days.

same

right after I stop for gas

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MOVED TO AUSTIN TEXAS.

>live next to middle eastern command
i'll be one of the first to go fellas

>Elko, nevada

I'll see the lights on the horizon as you all perish.

...

How do you like your shithole

So what about a 2-warhead scenario?

San Francisco, Los Angeles

And nothing of value was lost.

Its not bad desu.

Decent town, good food. Basques are based.

gotta love living in Battle Mountain, Nevada

MAMA oooooOOOOooooo
I DON'T WANNA DIE, SOMETIME I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!

Said literally no one ever.

Living in Wyoming must have its perks
jesus

>tfw only worth getting nuked in a 500 nuke scenario
feels GOOD man

Why is the i-75 corridor in SW ohio so heavily targeted?

Industrial center ?

If Kim nukes Los Angeles the state and therefore country will go to the conservatives for the next 100 years.

My life for all the Californian degenerates' is a fair trade.

Sacramento just unanimously voted to pay gang members money to not commit crimes.

send help, we quite literally have a town being held hostage by bandits.

>send help
Nukes are on the way user. How many megatons do you need?