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Emperor

on gibs atm

Exec chef at a steak house here in NC

>2017
>working like a slave for a living

You do know that you can just get free gibs right? You don't actually have to work.

Gay porn fluffer

only reply in really meaningless threads

I get health insurance for 103 per month. I make 30 per hour. I'm 32 and drive a 2017 Tahoe and have my own home, along with a boat and motorcycle. Fuck off, I do not want to live off medicaid and section 8 and constantly be surrounded by niggers.

Pilot

In school to be a high school science teacher

thief.

>tfw worked but fucking hated it after 2 weeks so I just started milking the government for gibs due to an over exaggerated body issue that no one can truly prove wrong

Student rn, so I dont have a job. Can't wait till Im done with this shit so I can actually move on with my life

>32
>still on Sup Forums
What went wrong user

software sales

fpbp Japan with the best bantz once again

Taco Bell Minimum wage slave

Shut your fucking mouth, I'm 33 and Sup Forums is one of the few places I can go where I can be myself fuck you newfag you weren't here for the old chan days.

Navy Frogman

I'm a manager at GameStop, maybe we work at the same mall

I mine user data on forums and boards that present a public address threat to the democrats and hand the data to my superiors who look into ways to neutralize said outlets .

You?

Data collection analyst for the CIA. You too? What a coincidence!

i patch concrete by day and fill out spreadsheets by night. virtually no free time but i'm happy

Construction

Concrete tile etc..

Feels fulfilling and i dont desire riches.

Is that wrong?

Pedofiend hunter

I'm here for happenings, and to post in Chinese and nigger hate threads. What is the problem?

JUST A REMINDER, DO NOT FALL FOR CENSUS THREADS

Nigger killer

it's wrong to not demand mr shecklestien for a raise

>2017
>falling for the employment meme
Top zozz, I thought Sup Forums was a red pilled board. What the fuck is red pilled about slaving away in a cubicle making jews a lot of money or working some other shit job? Shouldn't most of you wagies be in bed by now anyways? Mr. GoldShekelburgstein wants you to come in early tomorrow.

I'm a NEET but I have been thinking about wageslaving so I can own my own land/weapon/etc when shit hits the fan. Am I still a cuck then?

8 yr old thai hooker AMA

Get your back into it chads, our lives of degeneracy aren't going to pay for themselves

Yikes ! Better go to sleep now then .. sweet dream fiendsfags see you Soon !!

I'm a student in political science. I want to join the Global Affairs Canada and hopefully work in an embassy abroad.

I drive for Uber

Is it sideways, honey?

Wizard

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Sound/mastering engineer for a big label
~ £30k/yr
+ virtually unlimited credit card for "expenses"

J J job????

>What do you do?
>buy 30 pack of cheap ice beer and a bag of ice
>deposit in cooler
>bike over to homeless encampment about a mile away
>Sell them for $1 each
>repeat
>Clear about $50 bucks a day and have enough leftovers to get drunk
>supplements my neetbux nicely

I'm wondering how to get a job without references

i make ~25 an hour as a server at a 3 star 'front of the mall' restaurant up to ~50 an hour on good days

your mom

Do you have any friends who you could lie about and say they were your boss or something?

claim you are transsexual to guilt the cis manager into hiring you

buddy, if I was able to get to wherever it is the "gibs" are, I would go in a heartbeat. And I would like to clarify that

Unlike some people, people like me actually deserve the help

I don't even want it but can't work right now

if I could just get them temporarily until I get to point where I can sort myself out it would help

I would invest most if not all of it in the local/national ecenomy anyway

but there's no hope for people like me

ah, the Excel killer finally makes his mistake...
gotcha at last you specky bastard

I'm transgendered and I work for google collecting data on people

you could have just said u work for google. We would have known the rest anyway...

no

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

So goddamn underrated

I clean puke and pizza grease off the arcade games at Dave and Buster's. hard but rewarding work. Free food too

Shitpost for free.

Then I'd try and jew your way into the job like this user said. Just your biracial or something

Where are you that you can't get to the social services office?

claims adjuster and grad student

Does your name start with a C?

50 miles away

Driller offsider.
100k a year. A third of the year don't work.

FTP mobile games.

Pic related.

Some of us like our jobs and the pleasures we can buy with the money from it.

You wanna be a lazy spoilt cunt and beg mommy to provide for you go right ahead, but end of day trust me little brother you'll regret being such a loser.
Find a career you're interested in, not every job has to be a drag mate

sysadmin

>reddit spacing
Get the fuck out.

Military Analyst

Manager in training position at a luxury hotel in Northern California

Overnight Walmart for the past 12 years.

40 hours guaranteed weekly, but have to work 5-7 hours for free because this place refuses to hire people and I don't want to get fired for perceived loafing or whatever I'll get accused of. Somebody has to make the sacrifice.

At $14/hr, this is the best I will ever have it, due to a lack of a GED and/or various accolades.

Wendy's chef

If someone were to order drugs in the mail and the post office knew it was drugs, would you guys let them do a sting operation?

Movie director.

Hello Alec Baldwin.

what's the body issue?

Work a clerical job and shitpost like it's going out of style desu

>infogathering
nice try schlomo

how often do people puke at dave and busters?

>wow I am so triggered because you made your post easier to read and I am easily offended by mere words.

I think you are the one that should leave.

Paramedic, you'ld be surprised how good a resource 4chin is.

civil engineer

Outside sales of small business software.

>be extremely good looking
>be the biggest rising star in European football

you already lost if you didn't win the genetic lottery

>the mob is wearing sandals

Make search engine ads. Provides good shekels.

google this my man

struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade

I work for a local branch of the national public radio at my university. I started there as an intern, but now I actually speak on the air and give the news in the morning. Also myself and another announcer usually give our two cents on current events and talk about local stuff going down at the college. It's a comfy little gig. We also play music, chill and drink coffee.

Surprisingly alot of fairly well to do people in the early 30's are all over this board.

Its not larping or old faggotry, just this is our domain. Sorta like counterstrike source servers.

Do you all suck each others dicks?

IT at home, feels good

I'm 35. Don't forget: you're here forever.

>Spacing your sentences like an attention seeking faggot
reddit has been the decay, and may soon be the demise of not only this board, but all boards. Fucking normies coming on here spreading your bullshit kekistan meme that was born and died "here". Yet continues to persist by you faggots. Talking about this site outside, in public, to other normies. Ripping shit from r_faggot and posting it here.

This, all of this. It will all fall because of you.

I've worked labor intensive jobs for most of my life and ruined my knees/shoulders
now on gibs planning my next move

don't do hard labor pol, unless you can lift correctly and follow every work safe procedure (which you realistically can't) you will fuck your body up

So you live off the taxes of others work?

Fucking useless

I get NEETbux and have a trust fund. I spend all my time playing MMOs

Tfw when white and no free gibs.

city bus operator

I feel you, man. I have something similar to Crohn's disease, but wasn't able to get disability due to lack of a solid diagnosis. I've spent the last few years unemployed, constantly nauseous and unable to hold down food to the point where I practically look like a skeleton. I hid my symptoms as best as possible and just kept applying everywhere, everyday. Somehow I landed a job at a software company and start tomorrow. There's hope, my friend. Persevere.

>ag truck driver
>16 an hour
>16 hour shitfs
>no ot
send hlep

>slaving-away at some dead-end job doing tedious administrative bullshit or a labor-intensive job that will put your back in an early grave is being "successful"

time to take a hard look in the mirror and realize who's the real loser here pal
some of us refuse to play into the the system that only benefits the proprietors, hacks, scam artists, and leeches
>check this edge