ITT: WE PRETEND NORTH KOREA HAS JUST NUKED LOS ANGELAS

OH MY GOD GUYS ITS !!!HAPPENING!!! NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED LA.

TRUMP IS PREPARING A STATEMENT, BUT THE ENTIRE FORCE OF OUR NAVY IS SCRAMBLING.

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>Sup Forums continues on as usual

well fuck guess i can finally move on from my oneitis now that she's dead

where would hollywood move to if california were destroyed?

Sweet! Less illegals and liberals and fags and trannies! Can we buy land there for pennies and leave it to our grandchildren?

I want this to be true.

>Breaking news: World peace achieved
>US becomes 20% more white in a matter of seconds
>Personal wealth skyrockets

OH MAN

DC so it could get direct orders from their masters
assuming hollywood isn't the masters

FINALLY NOW WE CAN MOVE THE OLYMPICS TO TEXAS! FOREIGNERS WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE LONE STAR STATE AND THE NATIVES WILL KEEL THEM IN LINE PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP MAKE IT HAPPEN

don't you mean your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great........-grand children?

that fallout bruh bruh, that's no good

GOD DAMMIT ALL THE CALIFAGS ARE EVACUATING CALIFORNIA AND COMING TO COLORADO! FUCK OFF! WE'RE FULL!

I hope the jet stream pushes the fallout away from Vegas :(

Reports are coming in of Koreans taking up arms in the remnants of Southern California, declaring themselves loyal to the great leader. Based Black patriots are bravely fighting these Korean traitors and liberating flat screen TVs and Air Jordans.

Russia just annexed NK, and it looks like China doesn't give a shit.

Well that was anti-climactic...

>ANGELAS
heh

>oh no
>I am dead
>At least i died for the cause

israel

DARN!

China secretly gives many shits, it interrupts their world dominance plans

LA is pretty big. It would take several nukes to destroy it.

Buying up shares from silicon valley like madman.

>tfw rich after the war

Man, I'd be fucking embarrassed to "play pretend" on an image board.

Sage

No more hipsters and liberal fags chanting 'Madam president'. I'd say that s a good thing. Cali is so disconected from America it ain't funny. Ameri-fag rolling here. Come on best Korea nuke commiefornia!

Oh deeeaaaaarrrrr... Not Los Angeles.

San Francisco next please!

time to become mormon and cash in on that sweet sweet joseph smith food storage

damn

Well I'm dead so I can't pretend to do anything.

finally they will stop making super hero movies and shitty remakes

Realistically, what happens when Kimmy does eventually nuke the west coast?

*Posts first semi amusing OC meme*

I'm in Phoenix. What do?

I send Kim an email thanking him.

sagged and hidden

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Yeah. Link is to nukemaps, had to shorten it because 4chins thinks its spam thingx.biz/9cuznO

MAJORITY WHITE AGAIN BITCHES. PLEASE HIT THE SOUTH KIM.

HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN ON SKYKING CHANNEL 11175

OH FUCK THAT BURNS

dont click its adultswim

WHY DID IT REDIRECT TO ADULT SWIM
REEEE

that sucks

I'd participate, but I'm probably glowing ash.

check the digits

*is dead*

cute sleeper kitten

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Beijing

>I can't post because I'm trying to loot my neighbors houses for supplies, A helmet buckling on my head, mask dangled to my face, and Baseball bat in toe, before going into the sewers to slowly die from radiation poisoning

you are going to die, tho

>I would literally dance in the street like a muslim after 9/11.

North Korea back would just be icing on the cake for me. I jack off nightly to the thought of someone nuking LA. There is nothing that would help turn this world around faster than watching that spic infested shithole vaporize instantly.

>pretends to be dead

quick! someone do the math to see how much whiter we are now

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4chins pl0x

cool!

Bollywood is the new center of global standard entertainment

If get I enlist in the USMC and prepare for glory.

holy fuck finally new york next

You want it to hit San Francisco

lets just start giving digits to kek so we can have a nuke on commiefornia

RIP Commiefornia

You been saving this haven't you
The real question is what would japan do?

Unleash their secret Gundams

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I know it hasn't happened. The Jews in Hollywood are still there. If they were gone? I'm convinced the sun would be shining right now even at night.

They will die when Jesus returns

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It would be funny if this happened right after Calexit.

Trump will win 2020 for sure now! Thanks for cracking our eggs, Kim - now we can make one bitchin' omlette.

1 nuke for commiefornia please