>HURRICANE IRMA LATEST INFO
trackthetropics.com
tropicaltidbits.com
>Real-Time Irma Guidence
ral.ucar.edu
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com
Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org
Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com
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Disney World gonna be a water park soon
>be burger
>get hurricaned
JUST fuck my shit up
Jeff waiting thread?
ITS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
Florida fag here. Ain't leavin.
you cant make it up guys this is not gonna be a coincidence
you heard it here first
Guys, all of the hurricane supplies and WATER was sent to fucking Texas to help with relief efforts in all of South Florida.
There is no water at our grocery stores and people have not started preparing for the hurricane. This is a huge deal if shit doesn’t get restocked by the end of this week, or if this is all a grand conspiracy to kill us.
Irma is going to drown Florida and much of the East Coast, sad.
Post your live cam veiws, lets get a comfy link list going.
Whats the best way to store about 30 PubSubs?
Tampa fag here. I just might depending on where it goes.
Fug. I just realized the osprey nest in my backyard is probably gonna get destroyed when this hits
rip
Remember me in death as the guy who invented >implying
GFS in 45 min.
Nahhh, it'll be fine. Miami and the Keys? They better start praying to Poseidon.
I'll raise beer from Epcot's Food and Wine while at the German Beer Garden later this week and toast all my Floridians.
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Save me
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bring me to life
Bring me to life
Mount a camera to a steel pole please, set it up to live stream. You'll make a lot of money and perhaps get put on the news, so long as you're in the path of Irma when shtf
just lure the ospreys into your house with some fish
Frigid Rigid cooler if the power goes out.
We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have to celebrate you baby,
I have to praise you like I should
In my belly. Chicken Tender sub please.
Why so concerned /pol?
The same science that "predicts" these hurricanes is the same science that pushes the climate change narrative. Don't buy into the propaganda.
Guys. Turn on CNN. All of Miami is dead.
If I die, atleast I died getting fucked by the weather
the thing is the hurricane is actually real
Why are we here only to suffer?
Irma is a harsh mistress.
now neither of us will be virgins
Nah, all the imagery can be faked. They keep pushing their bullshit stats that they always make up
>Jose doing cheeky loops before not hitting
fucking spics
What do we rename the Virgin Islands after Irma fucks them?
>be burger
>experience yearly biblical event
>get shot by looters at the market
>Pretty much the whole fucking core structure is in the black
You gotta be a faggot to die to wind
harsh mistress t.v.
>Jose arriving in "Miami time"
I just left the house bro be right there.
Alpha Islands
The south florida spics are always lost and confused.
NYC next
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Slut Reef
Florida fags are welcome just this once in Georgia. You guys gave us publix so we owe you one. Eat chik fil a and God will spare your belongings and home.
God speed, user
digits confirm a gulf entry followed by a strike on South Louisiana.
Florida user reporting in.
I live in Lee county at 239 area code, Charlie hit us hard but wasn't this powerful, dunno if I should evacuate or not. I don't live on a beach and live inland but I don't think the hurricane Will die down fast enough like Charlie.
Think I should evacuate or stick it out?
god eating chick-fil-a since moving here, dont know how I lived without it. Its so good.
But no one makes super beefs down here so I am kinda between feelings.
>evacuating to Georgia
fuck that, I'll go to South Carolina and watch a football team that doesn't choke in historical fashion
Remember Floridians, all praise based Poseidon and it will turn away.
>Live in Tallahassee
>Herminie came straight through us this time last year
>Power was out for almost two weeks in some areas of the city
>All from a Cat 1
>mfw some models are showing Irma, a Cat 5, following the exact same path straight through us
I think it's time to leave Florida permanently
Maybe watch it for 2 more days at most then gtfo if necessary
Think of all the (You)s you will get if you stay.
The Roasties
>Don't talk to me or my tropical depression ever again
Get your softcore porn out of here
the hell
If I die it's been an honor being racist with you guys
Do people realize the humanitarian crisis that will ensure when millions of people will leave the state? Roads and airports will burst.
Watch it. If it goes in the Florida Straits, probably a good idea. And remember to praise Poseidon.
Guys I live in miami, I think I might have to evacuate. I've never evacuated before. This is pretty fucked.
What are the chance that it does a full George aka something completely unsuspected by the meteorologist?
Hurricanes are a false flag operation designed to push the climate change narrative
>euroshit model says it's going to go southwest and hit Louisiana
how many times are they going to include that shit model before throwing it out?
>east coast gets swept by super hurricane
>west coast crumbles under a super earthquake
>central America is covered by the ashes of Yellowstone erupting
Are we on this timeline?
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get.
All in satire, right!? Godspeed.
You could watch a real football team that doesn't always suck ass instead. Atlanta United is pretty ok
AMERICA GETTING BTFO BY NATURE
HAHAHHAA
turns out it's actually one of the more accurate ones
ironic since they never have to worry about these things
I'd at the very least be prepared
OUR GOD IS AN ANGRY GOD. ANGRY AT LIBERALS.
Cape Canaveralfag reporting in. Am I fuckerdino?
Not as bad as getting blow the fuck out by Trudeau
>that flag
>calling soccer football
Honest question here. How fucked is Jacksonville?
>Irma gains strength
>Missing Florida to the south by a hair
>Gets into gulf coast
>Slams Houston and New Orleans
>Kek
y-yea thats it. Satire
Stop being such an exceptionalist
if it hugs the coast, yeah
if it hits more westerly the northeast side of the wall will hit you, so probably
They're not around currently, I only see them twice a year when they mate and raise some chicks. I'm just gonna miss seeing them. Even if they were around they probably have that 6th Sense animals get when danger is near and gtfod
Checked
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
5% GDP GROWTH LAST QUARTER YOU FUCK NUT
it's possible. there are a lot of factors that influence the path of irma
Partially explained in this vid:
youtube.com
So how are the damages going to be handled?
Harvey has caused estimated 150 Billion in damages so far I think.
If this thing pulls another 150 billion or more, how in the hell is it going to be paid off?
Suddenly dealing with extra 300 billion in expenses is a bit of a bitch to pay off to whoever has to deal with it.
Are insurance companies going to even be standing after this?
727 reporting in.
Were still ok right? Right!?
Rolling for Miami landfall
Digits and Florida is kill
What I'm planning on doing so far but all projected models show this fucker is hitting us dead on unless God changes his mind. If you live in Miami or on the coast and stay you are asking for death by Hurricane at this point. Lee county is different since we are a little more inland but I am worried it won't die down enough like Charlie.
D O O M
You country is run by a kindergarten/ski instructor
it wont pull another 150 billion
all that damage was caused by the flooding, this wont nearly dump that much rain
It's fine. They can just print more money.
>they just keep coming
>next is named fucking José
If we get three fucking hurricanes in three weeks I'm convinced that Trump has angered some Aztec gods or some shit
Rank the coziness of each:
Zimmerman Trial
Ferguson and other chimpouts
Election Nights
Chicago Police Scanner
Hurricanes
They have huge reserves
Will raise the rates on everyone and in the future
You're good.
Got no place to go. Living in a trailer park in melbourne. I have family down south with a beat to shit wooden house but it's always survived. Won't know what I'm doing until we get closer to the date.
I was supposed to be getting a new roof for my trailer, right now all it has is a tarp and the old roof. I think my interior is fucked because I get leaks everywhere from heavy rain.
Trips decides where in Florida Irma makes landfall