If Sup Forums had an army, what would the standard uniform look like?

My guess is pic related, combining prussian discipline, national socialist bravery, and Christian piety.

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Hauptsturmführer larping most likely

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>Christian piety
kek

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If you're going to LARP at least do it right

Where is your standard issue katana, kid?

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honestly,

Ironic Che Guevara Tshirts would be good, wearing a che guevara T-shirt just makes people look edgy.

or crisp white shirts (generic) and keeping clean in battle could be a little goal for soldiers to hold onto a group mentality (dirtiest cleans the pots etc)

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What's the deal with those faggy cuts?

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Completely white with dicks exposed.

lederhosen supremarcy

for some weird reason westerners decided to wear ukrainian cossack undercut

We gonna be electricians?

But why? Legitimately, why? It's not any regulation haircut from what I can remember, it doesn't look intimidating and it doesn't look good with a prim and proper outfit. It's what some cheap wannabe skinhead would decide on because going full bald is just too bold a move.

It would be some equilibrium looking shit, because we are the future

Not a faintest trace of an idea mate.

>army, what would the standard uniform look like?

averageanonymousmember.jpg

The best aesthetic

Sup Forums has a uniform already

it's brown skin and a lack of cultural or religious identity

ay hol up

>inb4 a shit load of fedora ti-
too late :(

My point still stands, but at least it's slicked back in that instance. All I'm saying is go full or don't bother.

You cannot be a racist and Christian

you're going to hell for being a hateful fraud

>If Sup Forums had an army, what would the standard uniform look like?

They look clean and they're fashionable (kind of). I got one recently and can attest to how good they are.

Nice projection lad what's it like being a happa?

>special forces

oh look... its that shitty cult that claims they created everything they come in contact with while while actually remaining hopelessly behind the curve.

i cant understand why pic related isnt set in stone, they fought bankers and invaders, and theyre whiteboys chimpin out, no set ideology (apart from "gtfo now or die"), no fixed symbol except the uniform (their actions speak for themselves), it was the JEW who started wearing colours into battle, why do we continue, you cannot defeat a guerilla army.

What's wrong with simply getting a normal cut all around? Look presentable, not like a recovering tweaker.

That's an odachi.

Needs more yellow, but I like it.

>All are equal in the redemption of Christ therefore no borders or nations
>Acts 17:26

Nono, I agree with you.
This is just neat, short, and parted on one side.

This has nothing in common with
>let's shave half of our heads and swipe rest of the hair on the other side

Closer than you think...

We wouldn't have the christfaggery on our uniform. Weak pacifist bullshit like that has no place in wat

That picture would be even better if she was holding a PS3 controller and calling it an Xbox controller

What about folk religions that count Jesus as a lawgiver? Id consider myself trigger happy at times

That's proper hair. I keep it short all around but rather than comb it to the side I comb it back. I've been doing it for years so it's more keen on staying back longer. If you want an image that wins, look proper. Look professional. Look like you're supposed to be the one in charge because you know best, not that you're prepared to chimp out to Scissor Sisters' "She's My Man".

>Christian piety
More like Christian cuckery.

>you cannot defeat a guerilla army.
Then how come the IRA failed to secure northern Ireland?

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Think SS officer meets back alley gay anal gangang.

I got you senpai

Irish revolutions go through generation gaps, usually every 50 or 100 years, so the last went 1970-2000, id guess in another 20-60 years another group will start up again (it'll keep happening after unification too, when we realise that a democracy and a republic arent the same thing.

Small scale posturing going on all the time among influential farmers/nationalists etc.

tinder box abú

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Maguires

for the burger brigade

Abraham who followed all of Gods commandments forbid his son Isaac from marrying a Cannanite. Jesus called a Philistine women a dog. I could go on and on.

>therefore no borders or nations
that's not really in the bible is it?
you could probably interpret it that way
but I think somoen might interpret this phrase as "you are all the same in death"

keep going

if you just revert to 6th century practises, not even a muslim can argue with christ.

you can count that as a negative, but theyve overrun us for some reason, and they keeping banging on about early arabian (sharia/natural) law

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i'm sorry I didn't hear you over all those anti air craft guns fireing

At least Muslims have preserved their fairy tale. Bible got changed/reverted/cucked so much, I wonder what's the point.
With a church that large there is bound to be a few sensible people. No wonder he had to threw in the towel after just a couple years.

Commies always give themselves pointless medals, Stalin served fuck all and still had many medals

Acts 17:26 NIV
From one man he made all the nations, that they should inhabit the whole earth; and he marked out their appointed times in history and the boundaries of their lands.

I am sad he's gone
i was too young to appreciate his actions when he was in power
i just hope that pope KEK I will be gone soon

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I have the true bible here,

if you look you'll find it, pre 1000AD and Henry IV in Germany (Worm Concord destroyed Xtianity in mid europe) would be your best bet to start for yourself.

there isnt "One Bible" there are different bibles for different groups, calling the Roman Bible "the only" is like a half truth.

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Probably Hugo Boss

Easy.

the future is now

those guys can sit properly tho?

we can learn from these animals.

youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
Start watch Boris to learn Slavic way of life.

have a (you)
youtube.com/watch?v=hU_B0xl0EhA

the subtitles are korean for some reason, it is the way of the fat paddy

This

worlds largest potato

Butifel, Irish people shall not be hungry for generations to come

we burnt it as a sacrifice for a good harvest, the harvest then failed,

god works in mysterious ways

I will pray for good harvest upon you, bless you Irish folk, I will burn a fag to please baby Jesus

>Our
speak for yourself heathen.

Called an undercut you nig

i will piss on a german when i see one. Godspeed.

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Possible looks include:
Rhodesian tactical short-shorts
Tinfoil stahlhelm
Armband
One dollar in pocket
Jackboots make sound of spoon clank
Some dumb memeworthy sword
Plate carrier with no plates

obviously

>tfw you will never have as many medals that you have to hang them on your arms and legs

Wow that's really original

Fuck fat people.