/HIG/ HURRICANE IRMA GENERAL - EVERYTHING WILL BE DAIJOBU EDITION

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LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidence
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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THREAD THEME
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first for no more puerto ricans on Sup Forums

if dig its we will get massive nig destruction.

When is this going to start fucking up the small islands?
Shouldn't it happen during the next 24 hours?

bub

305 here, I have 400 miles worth of gas in my car/tanks, where should I go?

GEE AMERICA HOW COME HAARP LETS YOU HAVE TWO STORMS

I live in the middle of the panhandle, am I fucked?

nice

Serious Question: Why do you fags stock up on water during a HURRICANE?

Hurricanes can't hurt us because it will just freeze.

Ricky Rossello asked Trump for gimmi dats!!!

Tennessee.

Any time now

>drinking floodwater
enjoy shitting your brains out

RIP in peace Florida

How come it feels so comfy whenever a big hurricane forms? I'm not even close to the east coast.

I have family in Clearwater. Should I be worried for them?

>tfw Puerto Rico gets the deleto

F

Miamifag here, you can't go anywhere considering its suppose to go up the whole state

941 here, going to Atlanta
I can make it to Valdosta w/o refueling

Blizzards?

Are your houses made of concrete or are you american mongs with wooden houses?

Its called a water filter, and if you didnt already have one you have already been drinking poison for years so who cares

You can also just put a cup outside and wait until it fills up with clean rainwater

Is it a Category 5 yet?

HERE I AM

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So it will look like video related, when the Hurricane hits?:
> youtube.com/watch?v=HyTLvHvdiG4

Tell them to make a will giving you all their shit that doesn't get destroyed.

In all honesty though, they'll probably be fine

European here ...our "news" sites don't even bother to post anything about Irma.

How bad will it seriously be?
For the fun of it show is with images

South west Florida fag here. Near Ft. Myers, 40min from the beach.

Should I be worried?

It might JUST miss Puerto Rico.

Shame

Yes, strongest hurricane ever recorded

people do it in the unlikely event the pumps fail, but in 24 years of living in florida not once have the pumps failed for me, only a boil order or two

941 here as well, trying to convince folks to flee, but they don't want to "lose everything they've earned over the years".

The comfiest type of storm

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>tfw /Brevardcounty/

even if it just passes through the middle or west coast i'll be on the east side of the storm which is the strongest, hopefully this shit just hits Miami finally (they've been hurricum dodging for years) and then fucks off somewhere

there are faint lightning flashes on the horizons of the video feeds, especially this one: youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M
getting closer to first contact with human settlements.

The more expensive houses over there are pure concrete.
The poverty hovels are cardboard.

>tfw there was an user posting from St.John's this morning saying how it had started raining and that the wind was picking up

user...

200

MILES

PER

HOUR

SOON

Run
youtube.com/watch?v=mw2kKyJu9gY

Storms are comfy. I am envious out here in california. It's sunny and nice out.

hey hurricane it's me, ya boi

Hurricane irma will barely be CAT 3 after it rolls over cuba minimal damage sustained

Yellowstone is doing the same boring shit it always has

We are not going to war with North Korea

September 23 will come and go and happeningfags will pick a new date

The economy is not going to collapse anytime soon

Life is just as stagnant and boring as it ever was get back to work you paranoid fear mongers get back to work.

Death will be worse than Katrina ?

It's shooting for the 200mph threshold

Miami Beach user here.

Going to decide at 8:00AM tomorrow my plans. Thinking of going to Chicago by airplane.

ROCK YOU

>tfw live in a reinforced concrete 4 story building with reinforced windows in central Florida

poor fags will have their pathetic little wooden "homes"utterly btfo

Anyone have some updated predictions? I am getting married in MD on Sep 23rd and I need IRMA to fuck off from the east coast.

Hurricanes are pretty comfy for me. Fiance and I are just going to fuck the entire time the power is out.

If you look on Ventusky on Sunday, there's another Hurricane creating from the exact place Irma started creating itself

The . Exact. Same. Place.

Oh shit niggs. Where should I run to? I came from Colorado because I'm an idiot. We don't even have hills here.

813 here, I'm heading up to Virginia if it comes to that

Now in LEE-WARD island...

If it makes it up northward to wipe out Virginia, it will be trully the "Hurricane Lee ReWard" as a Lee Reward...

youtube.com/watch?v=HrWnfx8uRPw

Rest in peace

>entirety of miami will be under water
cleanse the heathens!

When I was a kid there was a big storm and the wind blew a chimney off a roof. I actually saw it, true story.

We don't know what it will do yet.

That's just Miami Beach. Basically that's all the white rich people, the niggers and spics you want to kill are west.

Most if not all houses are built of Solid concrete, bricks, rocks and metal rods.

Theyre already dead...

probably not desu, katrina was as bad as it was because new orleans is a city built by retarded people below sea level

Soon!

Gentle reminder to all Floridians to write their social security on their bodies before the storm arrives

Also, cool song. At first I was meh because I like music that has some distinct changes and, well, yep.

Cloud seeding isnt even sp00ky, whole businesses do it.

941 also, going to SC to stay with family

I wonder how many dumbass tourists will die trying to take selfies in the storm?
I'd say about 10

Is Guadalupe user ok?

St. Barth cam is starting to see some strong wind gusts.

youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM
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Why isnt the water choppier?

Before storms there are always some goofy people out.

>poorfags have to evacuate their cuck sheds and flee the state in the event of a storm

lmao

I will, literally. While your wooden huts get BTFO, literally

Go here to this table instead. Shitpost while on the webcam.
youtube.com/watch?v=IjGdi7z_B4U

are there any other streams on the islands about to be hit?
youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM

well I can make it just about to Georgia without stopping at a gas station, and in about 7 hours

>he doesn't want to take a picture in the eye of the strongest hurricane in recorded history

Gino?

updated

bird has florida hanging out of its beak

Pinellas county Florida here just south of Tampa. We're literally about to become the everglades 2.0. Good luck Florida bros. This will be worse than Harvey. Our exit bridges will be flooded. Fug.

>pic
I could do that, but I don't wanna

Dudes, this one on the right came from the exact same place than Irma did in the Atlantic.

NASA is creating hurricanes

St John about to get pegged by Irma

She's a big girl

I'm going to take my dick out and thrust upwards when the eye passes right over me.

>god sends a hurricane in the nick of time to delay the destruction of Dueling Dragons

B A S E D

Looks gusty there, user

>evacufags
my house was built from the finest toothpicks, nothing can tear it down.

all the rich white people are the rich faggot hollywood libs
TIME TO FUCKING SWIM

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>rich white

Funny way of saying jewish.

>boats still in sea

What the fuck these niggas are doing

stay strong fellow pinellas bro

Probably not, because most of the nogs that died in Katrina had stayed in the city to loot

>poorfag
it's the retarded flooding that will ruin my neighborhood that we're concerned about

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Id be running around butt-naked in the eye of the hurricane until 150mph projectiles would kill me

legendary way to die