(((He))) comes sliding by, what do u do
(((He))) comes sliding by, what do u do
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>no wind
good point. but with (((jewish))) magic, it happens
I bent my butt backwards and pressed my dick with my wrist
load my berreta
just in case, around jews never relax
nice
HEY OLD GEEZER
tell him he's keeping his center of mass way too high
throw a bag of shekels next to him and make him fall
One Swissman helping another
Ask him if he knows how sonny bono died
>throw a bag of shekels next to him and make him fall
Fucking kek
shhh
aren't you sleepy?
Could do with more weight on his front foot too.
Extreme, Jude.
Lol and i just read how he died and made it 5x more funnier
stop trying to use your mountain jew tricks on us
Place a basque across him, then throw them a bag of shekels and watch them fight for it.
>Sliding with the goys
the mountain joo strikes again
Cut him off while misting him with some fresh pow.
desu it looks like he's going straight down the hill aka GOTTAGOFAST, so you'd want to sit down and lay back a little
Oh jesus and the (((jewvalanche))) for the sheckles
I just admire his unorthodox style.
>flag
Oh shit we got (((one)))
Tell him to go back to Switzerland
>not SilverSurfer.jpg
youtube.com
>I got my yamaka over my head
>I promote division and degeneracy
>But who's jangling shekels on his bag
>A little jewish man shilling on Sup Forums
Throw a handful of pennies on the snow and watch the most epic snowboarding crash ever.
lol
nice name suggestion thinking about it just now
No, you sound like a skier, absolutely nothing wrong with that of course, but on flat piste like that you need weight on your front foot to stay in control, he is a bit on his heels too, if he was ploughing through some nice powder then chilling on your back foot would be fine. Totally right about his mass though, bending his knees would improve his form no end.
Hehehe
>not silvergoldsurfer
Imagine you tell him that its shabbat and what hes doing is forbidden in shabbat.
Set up an oven at the bottom of the hill so large he can't escape it.
No facsists on my mountain
SilversteinSurfer would be better than SilvergoldSurfer
You Jews never have original ideas
>stay in control
>FAST LIKE SANIC
>Never have original ideas
>What is fake holocost to get a country
>What is building a wall
>What is blaming the goys for our problems
>What is making a painter into mass murderer
>What is making the half the world communist
say hi to him
damn that would make gorllions then
Gas
Well, them expect the
>Muh 6 gorllion
>Muh holocaust
>lose in court with a 250k fine and 6 years in prison
then*
Continue skiing but regular check my bank account.
tell him that there's 399% interest on those shoes he's wearing
weird my wallet is lighter
Slice his head clean off with a viking sword.
OY VEY WE JEWING THE JEW
Injuries cost shekels though, I thought this would be a the front a of a mountain jews mind.
When did they decide to start wearing those outfits? Is it like magic underwear, except designed to be blatantly obvious?
It screams "hay, goy, don't do business with me unless you are also a bearded hatfag or very good at lying".
he'd be paying for it though, not me
>Not 399.99%
Anglos were always the lesser kikes.
hmm good point. its like a secret club uniforms needed to be in
Give him > pic related
That's so perfect right there.
Bread where it was born was perfect too.
Countless sides were lost.
I'm a secular Jew and they won't even acknowledge me..
>implying i would ever be passed up by a jew on the mountain with my snow nigger ancestry
Well I think I'd be pretty frightened to see some random Jew on a mountainside on a snowboard, I'd probably try and sneak away.