(((He))) comes sliding by, what do u do

(((He))) comes sliding by, what do u do

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>no wind

good point. but with (((jewish))) magic, it happens

I bent my butt backwards and pressed my dick with my wrist

load my berreta
just in case, around jews never relax

nice

HEY OLD GEEZER

tell him he's keeping his center of mass way too high

throw a bag of shekels next to him and make him fall

One Swissman helping another

Ask him if he knows how sonny bono died

>throw a bag of shekels next to him and make him fall
Fucking kek

shhh
aren't you sleepy?

Could do with more weight on his front foot too.

Extreme, Jude.

Lol and i just read how he died and made it 5x more funnier

stop trying to use your mountain jew tricks on us

Place a basque across him, then throw them a bag of shekels and watch them fight for it.

>Sliding with the goys

the mountain joo strikes again

Cut him off while misting him with some fresh pow.

desu it looks like he's going straight down the hill aka GOTTAGOFAST, so you'd want to sit down and lay back a little

Oh jesus and the (((jewvalanche))) for the sheckles

I just admire his unorthodox style.

>flag

Oh shit we got (((one)))

Tell him to go back to Switzerland

>not SilverSurfer.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=pSFBCu0Jm0E
>I got my yamaka over my head
>I promote division and degeneracy
>But who's jangling shekels on his bag
>A little jewish man shilling on Sup Forums

Throw a handful of pennies on the snow and watch the most epic snowboarding crash ever.

lol

nice name suggestion thinking about it just now

No, you sound like a skier, absolutely nothing wrong with that of course, but on flat piste like that you need weight on your front foot to stay in control, he is a bit on his heels too, if he was ploughing through some nice powder then chilling on your back foot would be fine. Totally right about his mass though, bending his knees would improve his form no end.

Hehehe
>not silvergoldsurfer
Imagine you tell him that its shabbat and what hes doing is forbidden in shabbat.

Set up an oven at the bottom of the hill so large he can't escape it.

No facsists on my mountain

SilversteinSurfer would be better than SilvergoldSurfer
You Jews never have original ideas

>stay in control
>FAST LIKE SANIC

>Never have original ideas
>What is fake holocost to get a country
>What is building a wall
>What is blaming the goys for our problems
>What is making a painter into mass murderer
>What is making the half the world communist

say hi to him

damn that would make gorllions then

Gas

Well, them expect the
>Muh 6 gorllion
>Muh holocaust
>lose in court with a 250k fine and 6 years in prison

then*

Continue skiing but regular check my bank account.

tell him that there's 399% interest on those shoes he's wearing

weird my wallet is lighter

Slice his head clean off with a viking sword.

OY VEY WE JEWING THE JEW

Injuries cost shekels though, I thought this would be a the front a of a mountain jews mind.

When did they decide to start wearing those outfits? Is it like magic underwear, except designed to be blatantly obvious?

It screams "hay, goy, don't do business with me unless you are also a bearded hatfag or very good at lying".

he'd be paying for it though, not me

>Not 399.99%
Anglos were always the lesser kikes.

hmm good point. its like a secret club uniforms needed to be in

Give him > pic related

That's so perfect right there.

Bread where it was born was perfect too.
Countless sides were lost.

I'm a secular Jew and they won't even acknowledge me..

>implying i would ever be passed up by a jew on the mountain with my snow nigger ancestry

Well I think I'd be pretty frightened to see some random Jew on a mountainside on a snowboard, I'd probably try and sneak away.