/HIG/ HURRICANE IRMA GENERAL - LEARN TO SWIM EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico
>Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM

youtube.com/watch?v=CxySbgrnW8w

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCujJ5iB-UIjUzaoLo6_UUmw/live

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8
twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/905144773643816960
youtube.com/watch?v=_6FixacAXlo
hooktube.com/watch?v=iq_qFEXfrMA
youtube.com/watch?v=3G_gvuSLOfM
youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>watching stream on a shitty old comp
>stream keeps flashing white
>think its lightning but its just this piece of shit lump of hardware

Thread theme, shamelessly stolen from another user
youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8

KILL US ALL!

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SAY IT WITH ME /HIG/
"Exceeding Theoretical Maximum Intensity"

rolling digits for complete destruction of the blue counties in southern florida

>MFW 200 MPH Cyclone
twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/905144773643816960

First for 813 being safe as usual

Miami will be destroyed

What will Florida look like after this?

Lads, here's a question.
Why do burgers allow Puerto Rico to be a poor, third-world country when they're a US commonwealth?

It's gonna be dark when those bots wash awy

*complete destruction of the entire Florida peninsula

It'll hit Houston .

Check

please sink Maimi

Circumcised.

here's a hint:
youtube.com/watch?v=_6FixacAXlo

Miami will cease to exist

Depends on how much energy Puerto Rico and Cuba soak up. It's possible Irma unloads on the islands and Florida only gets some rain. If Irma jumps the gap and hits Florida full force, it could be bad.

Just remembered that Florida has the largest concentration of Finns in America.
Apparently most of them live in this Lake Worth place.
Oh well, F you overseas burgerized spurdos.

OH I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I HAVE THIS BONER

CBS news some useful info

hooktube.com/watch?v=iq_qFEXfrMA

RIP PUERTO RICO

RIP VIRGIN ISLANDS

RIP SOUTH FLORIDA

RIP FLORIDA COASTLINES

IS JEFF GOING TO THE HURRICANE??

D.C. here. Best case scenario, direct hit on Miami, through Florida to the gulf. Hits Houston again then veers north to deliver delicious rain and cool temps here. What are the odds of this?

Also has 500,000 jews
or was it 50,000

>Florida has the largest concentration of Finns in America
>Irma is a common Finnish girl's name

What did the universe mean by this?

It's going to be okay, r-right? The only other place to go is Tampa and they seem just as possibly fucked. It's going to be hard to leave the state because of pets and elderly family.

you know

all these hurricanes seem to hit areas that are infested with niggers and liberals

if Miama sinks, Florida will be red for years to come.

407 here RIDE IT OUT

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Found another stream
earth cam com/usa/virginislands/stcroix

Apollo beach here, gonna ride it out

Any cute guy in PR to keep warm with during the storm?

Literally run for west Georgia or face dying.

cant you just sanction it or something
send a letter

mirror it, earthcam is notorious for having malware fucking everywhere

>500,000

user, I...

Stay mad.

youtube.com/watch?v=3G_gvuSLOfM

WHY IS IT HITTING THE VIRGINS? WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG. WHY ISNT IT HITTING CHAD AND STACY DEGENERATE ISLAND? I DESERVE A 10 OUT OF 10 GF, NOT A HURRICANE

kek

If he ends up near tampa I will periscope my quest to find him

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LADS!! HE'S GONNA PERISCOPE IRMA THE FUCKING MADMAN!!

Drive as far inland as you can. You do not want to be on the coast when it hits.

Potential that the path can move wildly and hit Texas again?

WEST COAST EARTHQUAKE WHEN

>be amerifat
>drown

>
Who cares about trash, just drop the tree next to your house, and dispose of it after the event.

Puerto Ricans choose to be third world

any 407 bros? what are your plans?

Op put this livestream in the OP next time
youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

Quads for Irma hitting Houston

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CNN'S BULLSHIT. I'M PROBABLY ABOUT TO DIE AND THEY'RE FUCKING WITH THEIR GENDER CRAP AGAIN

How am I supposed to protect this?

>redefining the rules
Confirmed, Irma is a tranny and will rape Florida

You want to aim for about 4 Publix subs a day during an extreme weather event.

I recommend you buy about a dozen cubans, a dozen cheese steaks, and then throw in some random deli meat guys, like cajun turkey, buffalo chicken, or just straight up chicken finger subs.

You'll be ok.

>Live in South Miami
on a scale of 1-100 how scared should I be

>NASA delet good emporer states
>Texas get delete
>FL delet SOON
>mfw

they didn't take meme magic into account

School will be closed this Thursday.

Link to it when he does please.

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Simple

Spanish speakers.

The UP is chock full of 'em too. They'll be fine.

You're unironically fucked.

73.9

why do you have a burger king drive thru window at your house?

5 pm NHC Update: Irma retained Category 5 status with maximum sustained winds of 185 mph.

drive your trailer north

Might as well just grab the hammer and break it now.

RIDE IT OUT

put some duct tape on it

Hurricane Wilma was the last major hurricane I went through, a category 5, but I don't know how strong it was by the time it me (I'm in Coral Springs, a suburban area).

Board it up from the inside?

>Instead of fiddiling while Rome burns, it's slushie while Florida floods

How very American.

Reposting from last thread:

I bet if the hurricane seasons keep up this bad you might get disaster tourism. Park your vehicle at a safe, discreet location then boat around flooded areas and have an illegal flooded safari. Out-of-area people taking advantage of the lawlessness to break in, explore, and loot places. Seems like something people with money and time on their hands might be willing to do.

Board it up on the inside.

Oh ffs.

Smash it now, don't let that bitch have the satisfaction

CONFIRMED LARGER THAN STATE OF OHIO

>CONFIRMED LARGER THAN STATE OF OHIO

Per forecast disco, Meteo France radar in Caribbean shows an outer eyewall developing, "likely the beginning stages of an eyewall replacement."

TILL THE END OOOOFFFF THE WORLD!

Name?

Are you a grill? If yes, i'm down.

Put a sheet of plywood over the windowframe inside the house. drill 4" screws into the studs.

it hit me*

ohio btfo

Jaysus lads this escalated quickly. A few days ago it was no big deal.

ofcourse!

Do I smell grudging respect, Bong? Or is that your black pudding that you've just crushed in crushing envy for our cool natural disasters while you only get grey rain?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

too bad it can't wipe OH

Delet this

3 dead in PR already per channel 4 news

>girl
Where do you think you are?

Checked

I live in Marathon on Knight's Key and don't plan on evacuating. AMA