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>SOUTHFRONT Sep5
youtu.be/QURGrTkrqWs
youtu.be/CVK3C-bXEMk (Afghanistan)

>Newest Interviews with Assad
youtu.be/UlXRv8tf5Z8
youtu.be/arHsOcXeN2Q

>Live MAPS
globaleventmap.org
syria.liveuamap.com
militarymaps.info

>Fan maps
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edmaps.com

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>Akarabat Sep1
imgur.com/a/WPZ16
>Op Lavender Sep1
imgur.com/a/XzmwG
>Raqqa Aug31
imgur.com/a/5OzW8
>DeZ Aug31
i.imgur.com/3W3YQJe.jpg
>Dara'a Aug20
i.imgur.com/B02DEw9.jpg
>E Ghouta Aug11
imgur.com/a/CBtz3

Developments Sep 5
>SAA LIFTED SIEGE ON DEIR EZZOR, linked up with Brigade 137
>Issam is boiling coffee right now
>Iraq: Reports that Hawija op has begun
>Pro-opposition media: 40 plus Islamist groups to form "unified national army" in Syria
>SAA enters Uqayribat, IS counter-attack to expell them. Reports SAA withdrew from Jruh, Uqayribat& Naimiyah, fighting ongoing
>RU FM:Rebel forces preparing to use chemical weapons in Daraa
>Hez, IS to exchange prisoners near DeZ border
>Ru FM:Sy de-escalation zones pose no danger to Israel’s security
>Kurdish, Assyrian forces clash in Qamishli City
>Jihadist rebels launch surprise assault in west Aleppo
>US-backed SDF recaptures Darayeh area from IS in Raqqah
>Rebel civil war in Idlib: HTS fights against al-zenki movement
>US-backed forces in SE syria sell arms to IS – fsa defector
>Taliban leader claims that group controls over half of Afghanistan
>/sg Army 2017 album
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first for bump

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>red pill must watch videos

American senator tell the other side of the story: youtu.be/0FNtEWfay_8
>Ron Paul youtu.be/LULzvg1gA5U | youtu.be/fbEMlqrhlSg
Virginia senator on Aleppo: youtu.be/VfyDgDTu0Go
>UN Neutral report on "War Crimes" in Syria: youtu.be/Yc-RmAVK8Pg
Syria: Not a Revolution: youtu.be/8prwbWLa7f0

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"Chemical attacks" in Khan Shiekoun on April 4
washingtonsblog.com/2017/04/67182.html
>Assad: Chemical Attack Fabrication youtu.be/_pGAcv-cvA4

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>THE TRUTH ABOUT White helmets:
youtu.be/8aAaReVn2I4
youtu.be/Es7oBV6b43Y
youtu.be/tseqwNIXhDQ
youtu.be/792ODrhwKkk
White helmets killing a child for UN youtu.be/9nj6fc69qjM
Staging CW attack videos youtu.be/8LnVHw96jFs

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>What's REALLY Happening in Syria (by SyrianGirlPartisan): youtu.be/OJZRvp6w4wc
Syria ambassador in USA: youtu.be/U3LTTbOYVfU
Women under Bashar youtu.be/_S_zmlDuGKU
>The Face of American Regime Change: youtu.be/T634A6AWR9c
Assad visits monastery for Christmas: youtu.be/aG_SutViEmQ
Soldier met family after 5 years: youtu.be/zHoeU9mZ1Xss
>Canadian Journalist Expose The Lies of Syria: youtu.be/tmNnZ-3JmSo
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NGO’s and hybrid warfare: youtu.be/ro1byfe5vUM
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WikiLeaks: Turkish oil minister links to Isis oil trade
- wikileaks.org/berats-box/article
Top aide to Hillary Clinton: :Al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria
- wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23225
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>SJWs cuckmarch(riding in my Volkswagen van everyday) from Germany to Aleppo
youtu.be/L2A3KidIhe8
Progress: 5 left out of 3000+ at the start.
Journey ended in Lebanon as they did not want to ask for visas from Sy Gov.
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>ASSadist general

any more details on ISIS condom bombs?
How do they hope to get fucking jets with those?

Post a map lads, show me the current situashe

youtube.com/watch?v=EBDc2pDQgVg

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man that picture and that moment is quite something! However I don't feel that DeZ is complete liberated until they finish to link the two sides and take the city back. Nightcall ride to DeZ became reality on 5th sept

Have we had the Issam/Suheil meeting that we all crave, yet?

>Sodomite general

DeZ liberated... What a time to be alive lads.

>not "ass sadists"

mediafire.com/view/t3wimw76csqlh9e/E SYRIA_05.09.2017.jpg#

> tfw they are only going to salute and shake hands, and /sg/'s struggles with homoeroticism will remain unsolved

Map of current situation

>ISIS condom bombs?
well they tried but nothing came out of it...we did had a good laugh back then.. all they did so far to fight airplanes was to shoot at them and to burn tired so they won't be spotted

burn tires*
tfw the body is telling me i'm tired and to sleep!

Good night!

Sleep well Romaniabro!
It seems the battle is long from over, but we'll have our celebration in the end!

twitter.com/TruNews/status/905160866961743872

nite nite

>in the YPG itself, units fighting in Raqqa are now more Arab than Kurdish, recruiting from Hasakah

twitter.com/arisroussinos/status/905170296319115265

>it's fascinating how Arab fighters in the MMC, talking to other Arab fighters, uniformly, naturally call each other 'heval'

twitter.com/arisroussinos/status/905174207381811201

That DeZ benis is thin, dangerously thin

Reposting this because I've almost died laughing

Good night.

kek

Thanks alot for the advice guys. I think I might have figured it out already. I looked up at the use of the abs method, then I asked for some advice on Sup Forums too. I came to a code in pic related, and so far it seems to be working well
I actually have little clue about how finding the absolute value of a number actually works, despite getting the equivalent of a B on my exam for the hardest high school math course. I know what it is but I don

The easiest way for me to solve this would have been to use arrays. But I was strictly only allowed to use loops and one sign print statements.

>Kh*meinists General

>YEAH GO ASSAD FUCK YEAH MERICA
>wait..why are they saying "Allahu Akbar" I thought these were the good guys! what the fuck?

LOL

whoops, meant to say that space is actually=linje while star var in first loop is actually space.

top KEK !
>youtube.com/watch?v=kHxOrdS_B8E

> that code
christ
i mean if it works, thats fine, but god...
did you check on my solution? maybe you will get an idea what i meant

Your dog took a shit:
>allahu ackbar
Soup is too salty:
>allahu ackbar
Branch of the tree you tried to hang yourself on broke:
>allahu ackbar

That's how these niggaz roll

I am DED.

>>wait..why are they saying "Allahu Akbar" I thought these were the good guys! what the fuck?
Burger edjewcation

WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING IN IRAN?

kek, a fresh take on an old classic

Haha best tune

and what do the runes say

Oh wow, fuggen great.
The meme factories seem to have worked overtime last couple days

Putin phoned to Assad to congratulate on the lifting of the siege of Deir ez-Zor !

الرئيس #الأسد يتلقّى #برقية تهنئة من الرئيس الروسي فلاديمير #بوتين، بمناسبة فك الحصار عن مدينة #دير_الزور رئاسة الجمهورية العربية السورية

> SAA takes over DeZ
> netanjahu runs off to putin for the x-th time this year
> usa/isreal/etc are buttmad
> sleepers in iran start stirring shit to a) distract people from DeZ happening and b) to paint iran as new evil killing muh innocent civilians
i have no idea whats going on actually, but i feel like i dont need to

To the pole that asked why turdah mnt is important, pic related is gonna happen

same thing but in russian

oh boy, you should not listen to old national anthem of Lybia

Hmm I remembered that it's flat terrain, I guess when you zoom in the map changes drastically when mountain tops like Bishri are not shown on it.
Alright now it makes perfect sense, thanks.

>shartericans think allahu akbar is the new heil hitler
kek, one day maybe someone will tell them what this flag says

>Large convoy of tribal forces led by Shiekh Turki Abuhamad as they made their way to aid SAA in Deir Ezzor city today
twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/905180200991940609

>Only 8 villages left under ISIS control in Central Syria kotel.
What's next fellow ASS*dists?

>led by Shiekh Turki Abuhamad
>Turki Abuhamad
Guess he clarified some stuff with mkhabarat aljawyyia, really curious what was the case.

or the call to prayer

it seems iran is really happening

Something along the lines of
>statistics show that 1 in 3 people are faggots
>I'm not a faggot
>I'm not a faggot either

Fashington. Joke.
Long and tedious negotiations on the division of Syria

>Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is a master of division—he calls anti-government rebels “terrorists” and opponents of his regime enemies of the state. But his son, it seems, doesn't have the same knack—at least when it comes to mathematics. Assad's eldest son, Hafez, finished in the bottom sixth of the International Mathematical Olympiad in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday.

newsweek.com/math-problem-bashar-al-assads-son-bombs-olympiad-brazil-640784

Didn't see this one before, the shills really seem to be grasping at this point.

Please archive those archive.is/swasO

Serious question, what arab says when someone sneeze?

Nah, it's not. IRGC and it's commanders (if they're not Kurdish nationals) are blindly fanatic for their Ayatollah.

fucking kurds

A-llahu ackbar-pshew

>Long and tedious negotiations on the division of Syria
TFU!
Kurds gonna kurd. That's all.

the 3 black dots on to the west of the airport are a staging points for isis. There are roads linking up to ash sholah from there most of them are dirt but since is desert they stay in good conditions

But for serious answer I mostly saw them say الصحة

Inshachoalla

if the first hours are anything to go by there will be a lot of tweets form twitter.com/KajalMohammadi

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alhamdulillah

Sad but true. Too many players and contradictions

its the kurds they got fucked up again its not the first time this has happened

We shall see.

The one who sneezes should say alhamdulillah (praise unto Allah) and if anyone standing near should say yarhamukallah (Allah have mercy on you)
kek

>Only 8 villages left under ISIS control in Central Syria kotel
Wrong, there's atleast 30 villages left.

I fear Turkey the most from all of the negotiators in the context of maintaining the stability and "every inch" of Syria. They have occupied territory, they have their own game against PYD/PKK/Rojava and they're obviously unwilling to cooperate with Assad, Kremlin and Teheran, the other Astana negotiators.

>Kurds smuggling goods
>destroying country production and economy
>muh IRGC hates us! human rights pls help

Well, this one closer to out type, since we too wish for health.
This one closer to english one with their "god bless".
And I didn't managed to translate this one, sorry.

mostly alhamdulillah

>it seems iran is really happening

Honestly there're over 60 if you count the "3 houses" villages. They're really weirdly built, wonder what people had in mind when they settled there.

>And I didn't managed to translate this one, sorry.
I was joking; Inshallah + hacho

Oh, so it is really closer to english one with their mention of the god. Oh well, I wonder why do we wish for health instead of something related to god, like others do.

>Kurdish genocide speeds up.
Nothing wrong about that one.

Kurds are going to get btfo and since Iran happens to have nukes and missiles, nobody will do anything.

jesus christ- it appears the IRGC killed 2 "kolbar" (basically porters, shurpas, operating in the mountains) and now the kurds are freaking out. hmu with a % pham: what percentage of couriers/one man wheelbarrows operating in the kurdi border region of Iran TODAY have some shady seditious/mossad shit in their backpack?

German also wish health; Gesundheit

>wonder what people had in mind when they settled there
youtube.com/watch?v=91bz23zuosA

Interesting from ethymological point of view, maybe it's related to climate and culture? We always had it frosty and cold here, while they didn't have to complain on health-related stuff. For example we can get cold and sneeze because of it and they get sand in their nose. Fuck if I know lad.

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Issam kissing the soldiers

twitter.com/arisroussinos/status/905170296319115265

Is this true?

>Iran happens to have nukes

It says deus vult in arabic, m8.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responses_to_sneezing
For everything there is a wiki entry
doesn't go much into reason though

Why do you think it's still not democratized.

this is gold

>more arab than kurd
>picture clearly show kurds

Tough terrain to operate.Both georaphically and "socially".

Now it gets seriously weird.
I wonder where other anons heard their versions and where I heard mine to compare. Hmm.
It's pointless and even weirder than bread-posting, let's leave it like it is.

kurd source says 148 dead this year
kind of an odd border control policy

Well Shahing it worked, until it didn't. Betting on Kurds is outright retarded though as nobody around even wants them to exist.