FORD: still race-real after all these years

Ford guy here, just noting that the new Ford campaign (currently on the home page of Ford.com) is using a pic of a Nog stealing a car, complete with a stolen purse on the passenger floorboards.

Being a long-term Ford employee, I have always been proud of the legacy of race-realism associated with the Ford name. In recent years, well placed (((executives))) in the Marketing division have been pushing for the inclusion of minorities in advertising collateral, and the development and deployment of campaigns specifically targeting homosexuals and Mudslimes.

Some of the rank-and-file are fed up and have been subtly integrating memes into their ad art (pic related). Expect more. Anyone else from Ford here care to comment?

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Sorry, forgot to point out the connect with the tagline "Make It Yours". Obviously a reference to stealing a car under the guise of repartitions.

lol, libshits are gonna go ballistic once someone tells them this

Toyota hires more Americans. Which company is more patriotic?

The beauty is that is it being done under the guise of Affirmative Action. So the libtards are actually championing this as a great example of Diversity in Advertising.

Your cars are fucking garbage, lemons, and death traps all at once. I bought a used five hundred once. Five trannies in under 70K miles. The thing fucking leaked five inches of water from the A/C compressor onto the passenger floorboards. Alternator. Power steering conditioner. Ball joints. Those fucking continuously variables. Are you drunk when you start your shifts? Complete asshole service people. Actual liars who will laugh in your face. Fuck your company I hope you go bankrupt. Your stupid little two stroke Siesta cars with the unnecessary fad-like dual clutches are exploding like your fucking Pintos did. Go work for a real company

This sounds plausbile, but I really think you're reaching and projecting your bias onto ford.

I don't think anyone actually intended to make this an ad about theft. And, let's be real here, if there were a white guy in the seat you wouldn't be talking about how this is a display of theft.

You're grasping a little too hard there.

that's a laptop bag

Digits of truth

That's a briefcase you retard.

Someone Photoshop a subtle screwdriver in his hand. See how many people don't notice it.

(((Jim Hackett))) and his executives need to be shoahed I'm fucking tired of this

I'm from Michigan, Henry would be spinning in his grave if he saw the state now

>I have always been proud of the legacy of race-realism associated with the Ford name

Bullshit! Ford has a Spic CEO and is busy off-shoring it's jobs to Spicland as quickly as it can without Americans noticing too much. The company openly defied Trump several times.

>Make it your own. And fix it yourself. Built ford tough. Like a styrofoam box

At Ford. Quality is job number -9000

Let's see yours, faggot.

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Nice quads m8.

Uh, phrasing...

you sounds like a faggot...your shits pretty gay.

You dont fuck all about anything nor about manly things like driving or vehicles. Gays have been proven to be the number one car loving demographic. Fucking Stephanie

40 keks.

Former Ford IT here. Ford is a faggot fuck hole filled with Pajeet H1bs and illegal employees. Fucking boomer faggots like you sold the next generation up shit's creek when you decided you're sons and daughters 'weren't smart enough' to do computer science. Now we're stuck with literal frauds that come here and rape children. Thanks for helping us recreate northern India in the northern US!

But sure, rub your dick like a little rosarie about a nigger appearing in an add as a crim and think you're working for 'Based Ford.'

Die in a car fire on the Southfield faggot.

Are you completely retarded ??? I work HVAC/R, my work van and the rest of are 30+ fleet are Ford.

We put them threw hell daily, all the other HVAC/R companies here in New England drive Ford vans also.

32' Extension ladder, 14' Step ladder, 8' Step Ladder,
6' Step Ladder on the roof.
Vaccum pumps, Refrigerant Recovery machine/Tanks, Refrigerant Tanks, Oxy Acetlyne Tanks, Nitrogen Tanks, Hundreds of lbsTools.

Our vans are carrying thousands of pounds year round through Heat, Rain, Snow.

And these things will go 300,000 + miles, Ford makes the best Tradesman transportation.

Conclusion: Your an HIV+ faggot retard, go suck dick in your Toyota Prius.

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Proud FORD owner. God Bless America.

Phillipe at Rotunda?

>not driving a nissan
Take a truvada you'll catch aids in no time driving a fors. Stupid retard. I was talking about cars anyways not big tank boats. They built F 150s kinda well for a few years. Nothing what they deserve though. You are a woman enabler and probably pay lots for insurance because you're defiled by them and an inbred idiot. Fords sell because they look pretty. They dont function though. Toyota is shit because too mushy. Nissan feels nice and stiff like an enthusiast should feel

>Phillipe at Rotunda
Yes! By the NM.

That stupid ford also fish tailed like a bitch even with brand new snow tires

Swing, and a miss...

No swing and no details
>50 ford lemons have been deposited

Maybe your Ford Five Hundred was staunchly anti-faggot and decided that it was better to commit sucide than to be driven around by queer like you

here you go

Women cant drive. Your dick is coated in various fungi, estrogen, period juices, midol, vagisil, and trichomoniasis. Also mucus. Zika. Ineffective truvada. And harder to detect super gonorrhea

At least FoMoCo didn't suck the devil's cock and take the obamabux. Other then that the company has been on a downhill slide since they let CHS go and Edsel said "Fuck this. Dad's dead, let the Deuce run it into the ground."

There's that faggot talk again.

Lmfao, the day any person takes serious advice from a faggot on cars....let me guess, you either drive a hybrid of some type, a Volkswagen, or take public transportation

Dirty butt pirate. Go pack some fudge.

Keep talkin and your found on road dead will kill you all one day. Ive had plenty of amazing cars. Fat Americans cant do anything right. Theyre about to destroy themselves anyways. Thanks for "electing" the antichrist by the way. Thanks for offshoring, ford
>fomoco
>homo co
Like anything else. Bye. Fuck this and fuck you all. Go burn tens of thousands in effigy in front of Blow Mo Co to be authentic for three seconds ok

In addition to Jews, Ford wouldn't hire faggots, either.

Wah. Bye felicia.

The Ford van im driving makes me a decent $60,000yr, and I literally beat the shit out of it.

It hasnt let me down, nor have the 3 other Ford vans I have worked out of.

I go over sidewalks at speeds when need be, pull in to unleveled new construction sites. Blast over potholes at 80mph, throw 100lb tanks and tools in and out allday long. All while it is stacked with about 3000lb worth of stuff.

Oh and I put about 300-400 miles on it a week, so maybe I am just biased.

But so are the hundreds of thousands of Electricians, Plumbers, Carpenters, Masons, Etc who choose Ford over and over for there working slam pigs.

Hadrian burned down the second temple. A faggot. Nazis created israel. Henry helped them. It means nothing to spout off while you have woman anal and tooth jobs and suck on tits like babies anyways. It's more to actually DO

He said subtle, not obvious

Your fucking retarded you know that right?

Ford opened 5 mega plants in Mexico

>if there were a white guy in the seat you wouldn't be talking about how this is a display of theft.
That's why they used a black guy.

Checked

lmfao, You Ford Fagboys still using that old line to cope cuz the new Chevys keep blowing your doors off??

I bet all the LSX swapped Fox Body Rustangs really get your panties in a bunch ehh buddy?

Your dick has man poop on it

>talking shit about Der Führer's auto company
Found the nu-male, everybody

Two sphincters. Poop doesnt store that low. Ive never seen a single "hetero" porno where she's not fucking up in some way. Everybody is at least bi. You know what's cool? Before I knew anything. I could smell vaginas. You dont need to unclothe them. Since this is strange to any man. I dont like stinks. Ive never smelled nor seen a damn fucken thing. But you know you stink so you chop off your "stink" dick for stink vag. Because Adam ate the fruit first (laid Satan) and not Eve :)

Didn't Uncle Adolf have a picture of Henry Ford in his office?

proud owner of Ford stock

this one? hiding in plain sight, maybe? otherwise I'm out of ideas.

500 hundreds are fords way of stealing chryslers 300 hundreds nigger business. except the 500 hundreds marketed exclusively to faggots. looks like the marketing worked.

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I currently own a K2500 Suburban and an E320 MB. Last Ford I owned.was a 98 F150 that threw a rod at 320,000, fucking Triton shit.
Ford Motor, however, employed 3 generations before me which allowed my father to provide the opportunity for me to study and become a licensed professional in a highly lucrative career. So there is a trace of brand loyalty remaining.

Bye fag

That's better

Ford transits from the 80's still knocking around on the roads healthy enough, pretty rusty but still moving.
Fiesta mk2's with over 300k miles selling still for a couple of quid running fine and dandy.
Ford focus slammed into a wall and less than 1k to fix the full front end and even a few other bits?
Transit flatbed and long wheelbase one of the greatest and most popular workhorses in the world still.
Countless vehicle of the year awards.
Simplistic but sweet styling interiors and body.
Pretty hardy vehicles in general.
They sell a f100 or ranger pickup truck literally ever 5 fucking seconds.
Been creating and improving their trade since the model t.
Tell me again why ford suck ass and please show me a list of the cars you have manufactured and sold and also what awards they have won.

lmao

Why talk about cars when you can stare at penises and have no fucking balls? Everybody who memes or chirps gets it in the ass. Prepare

Mexicans make Ford great again

I Should Have Stole a Ford™

I'm a Chevy guy at heart but don't mind anything classic American big 3 (GM, FoMoCo, Mopar). And my hatred of VW's stems from the modern pieces of shit they put out nowadays.

I don't think some faggot Nu-male would love him some classic, high displacement v-8s

Also the 1ltr supercharged or turbocharged depending what you pick ecoboost engine that pushes over 100bhp?

ford is more cucked than GM because they're more competent than GM, thus putting niggers in everything

t. cadillac fag

so subtle it's almost not even there, which it isn't

try harder nigger

>Five trannies in under 70K miles. The thing fucking leaked five inches of water
Sounds like you're projecting

The fuck is your post about you moronic faggot

>chevy
>fast
Why do Teslas beat the shit out of LSXs?

You're that mentally ill faggot who keeps showing up... I take pleasure from knowing you will burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.

I hate this board. Nothing is ever accomplished. Youre all fat whiners in a death cult

Where's the gear stick?

>Engine over 300k on death
>Shit
Granted, it was a miracle that it lasted as long as it did...

Yours? Looks classy, stock power? I'm more of a SBC guy myself

Blah blah freud blah blah my messiah freud insulted me too but nobody knows what's going on. Ive never played sports or gone to a gym or on the internet or to a urinal. All i do is make babies and shitpost so they can be raped or die. Im actually a fag but all i do is make shekels for fucking antichrists

Don't buy cars from niggers you fool

Yeah Henry Ford was based but it is a shame the Ford Foundation became a pot of money for the CFR to use to undermine and destroy America. They fund La Raza, BLM and many other left wing programs. McGeorge Bundy was nothing like Henry Ford.
We can only hope Trump can get Ford to employ more American workers going forward.

The car is to be powered by a newly designed 3.5 liter twin-turbocharged EcoBoost V6 engine making 647 hp (482 kW; 656 PS) and 550 lb. ft (746 N. m) of torque. According to Ford, "the GT will exhibit one of the best power-to-weight ratios of any production car," thanks to its lightweight carbon fiber construction.

Kek.

I do believe you should engage in self-termination

ford sucks dick, gm is just as bad
>t. cadillac fag

gm is so incompetent that instead of hiring or promoting GOOD people who love the brand very CRITICALLY like me, they opened up shop in NYC and hired a hundred people who hate the brand

our "brand marketing" director is a millennial gook bitch who hates cadillac and saw the move as a ticket out of detroit and into NYC

GM mothership worships her because she's a gook, she's a woman, and she's a millennial

Go take your GRID medicine, faggot.

You stupid faggots invented feminine penis and tranny for transmission. Dainty pig tail baker aunt jemima betty crocker little miss muffets. MY PRECIOUS GOYMPANY

Suck jew dick and die. Go back to synagogue of satan and to blood libel parties

Work trucks form an impressive sub-group in this list of vehicles. In this case, a 2006 Ford F-250 blew past the million-mile mark in about four years. Phil Marsella, the Florida man who owned this model, drove his truck an average of 200,000 miles a year. The original engine died after 400,000 miles, but the one he salvaged from a junkyard ran another 800,000, allowing him to hit 1.2 million in just five years. At last check, it was still running, so Marsella may have reached 2 million.

Schizo leaf is back, baby!

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Forgot link to article

Jidf never left. That's why i didnt either. No wonder that's all you say. Women. And kikes. And devils. It's all you know. That was last reply. Your vaginas will save you. You need to fill your "cars" with woman piss you call "cum". It will make your "cars" levitate and the parts will never break down. The secret to life. All men dying and only females ruling this place. Peace

mostly stock, mild cam, edlebrock airgap intake, Msd Ignition.

And yep, sitting in my 72 Chevelle SS. Me and my old man did a frame off resto on it. One of my last memories with him.

FORD FOUNDATION WAS TAKEN OVER BY O'S, UNLESS THEY STILL PROMOTE PROTOCOLS. am i mistaken? i think I'm not. WV makes better cars with amazing diesels anyways - 10 yo knowledge. 1.9 tdi ftw.

You see what you want to see.

>Fag blows five trannies.
Is complaining?

vw makes garbage that feels nice today and falls apart in 3 years

Fuckin kek, i could spot your word salads anywhere, go neck yourself you crazy faggot

>mfw it's real

Too many dildos in the gears. Jordan peterson is a tranny. You think youre gay when you watch your own pornos. How a man who never encounters women is more womany than gender mixers i have no clue. Be serious for once in your life. Cant wait til you burn in hell