RUNDOWN ======== >[Hurricane continues to charge] >185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+ >Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico >Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas
Hey guys give me a hand. Let's stop the happening!
Jacob Hill
If numerical values within my post number decide to repeat themselves then yellowstone will blow after Irma
Leo Thompson
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James Murphy
>wrapping up my gaming pc in garbage bags and suspending it from the ceiling fan to save it from flood water
Good idea?
Cooper Morris
Florida is kill confirmed
Andrew Edwards
Aim it towards NYC
Robert Roberts
>GFS >reliable
Cooper Perry
She's stronk.
Ian Carter
We must meme this into a cat 8 before it hits the mainland!
Elijah Hernandez
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Eli Anderson
Waiting warmly for 11 PM Update and NHC going all in on GFS
Elijah Davis
This is fucking retarded and would never work. What we need to do is use air compressors to raise the pressure of Florida so it stays away.
Dylan Nguyen
If it's too close to Cuba those mountains will shred her apart.
Lincoln Morales
Say good night to いるまちゃん
Hudson Walker
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Grayson Flores
As long as it's anchored to the ceiling properly it shouldn't be a problem.
Thomas Gutierrez
Forgot pic
Ian Fisher
is not touching florida
go to sleep,pol
is not happening
Lucas Hernandez
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Robert Peterson
Anybody have any spooky NOAA style streams like the other user asked for?
I want to hear an automated voice dispassionately report 180mph winds for maximum /comfy/
Andrew Cook
I'm in Jax but I live on the 4th floor of my apt building! My shit will by nice and dry. Suck it 1st floor fags.
Evan Perez
looks more like a pepe recoiling in horror much like the residents of the Tampa Bay area will be doing on 9/12/17 when the storm is gone and they're assessing the damage.
Bentley Perez
The real update is at 8pm. The 11's and 5's are just intermediate updates.
RIP Disney, Magic Kingdom shall soon be Typhoon Lagoon 2.0.
Ethan Sanders
how wide is the eye now, aproximately?
Dylan Bennett
> >Did Sup Forums conjure a new god to fuck liberal cities and Mexico? Behold, SOBEK! Devourer of Dindus!
Dylan Gomez
lovely
Jacob Barnes
You mean the >literally what model
Xavier Collins
Knight's Key here. gonna ride it out
James Thompson
This is satire... r-right?
Ryder Baker
>find out zuckerstain geoengineering hobby taken too far
>wat do
Jaxson Lopez
give hillary and bill a million dollars and they'll give speeches
Matthew Peterson
Just let it hit user it's better than say a Hurricane Elena situation where the bitch sits off the coast hammering while it stays stationary.
Mason Perry
It's the model the Navy uses.
Colton Nguyen
orange path fugs me
Xavier Edwards
Irma is going to make Andrew look like a stiff breeze. This is going to be one for the record books. They'll have to completely redefine the how they rate the power of hurricanes much like they did with the EF scale for tornados.
If you live anywhere in FL get the fuck out while you still can. Irma will be a storm of biblical proportions.
>tfw I'm in the rocky mountains >All I might have to worry about is snowstorms I'm at least hoping Florida doesn't become the next Atlantis or whatever.
Daniel Young
>inside Irma
l-lewd!
Dylan Wright
has it be officially declared a cat 6 or is that just guessing?
Mason Nguyen
Fuck I wish Sup Forums would let us do sound with webm.
Oliver Phillips
hello yourself you little faggot
Christian Perry
thanks m8
Zachary Scott
Appointment in Samarra, SC
Josiah Russell
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Kayden Peterson
The war goddess is coming.
Logan Diaz
doubles she hits florida triples she stays for three days and scours south beach down to the rock
Jonathan Edwards
Can we fug it?
Zachary Brooks
>strongest hurricane ever to come out of the atlantic >perfect eyewall >measuring as an earthquake
>just let it hit you bro no big deal
Cooper Reyes
post it on /gif/ and then link it here
Isaiah Reed
>enough food to last me 2 months >hurricane shutters up >plenty of water >a fucking generator + propane grill >not in a storm surge area >lots of gas who here /comfy/
>be me >14 month daughter >wifey 39 weeks pregs >user there is a hurricane >cool story hun >days pass >no, this shit is a happening >nahhh all is good >but the stores are out of water >we are fine have plenty >but it's serious >nah this shit happens every year >Jim cantore just showed up >fuuuuuuuuuug
Aiden Lewis
1000s will die
Bentley Lee
Its a Cat 5++. Cat 6's dont exist.
Also, praying for my sister, she lives in Sint Maarten.
Blake Williams
no but she'll fug you
Kevin Stewart
Concentric eye walls very apparent. Short time of weakening, tighten, expand wind field.
There is no Cat 6. A supersonic hurricane encompassing the entire globe would still be a Cat 5.
Jose Carter
What happens when your roof gets torn off
Carson Brown
Would have to go through NYC to do that.
Jose Brown
She ded brah
Dominic Martin
How does a plane fly in that shit?
William Davis
digits and Cuba reduces it down to a tropical storm
Jaxson Jones
>People said Hurricane Matthew would kill me >Prepare for it >Literally nothing >People saying Hurricane Irma will kill me >Doing literally nothing to prepare for it I'm not falling for jewish fear mongering again
Hudson Phillips
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Nicholas Perry
i'd gently pump and dump you fuqboi
Blake Stewart
as much as I appreciate the sentiment, here in NH I'd really prefer that the humidity to fuck off and stay off
Owen Cox
Are you calling Irma fat?
Jack Hernandez
My dumbass fiancee in doing this
Chase Bennett
unless some srs bsns happens cat 6 will not happen, they don't exist user.
the only way I can think of a cat 6 happening is a shit lib way of pushing global warming on trump
Easton Ortiz
Until Jeff gets there, you have no worries
Nathan Wilson
>Matthew aftermath >Weather got like 15 degrees cooler than usual >Opened up all the windows >Box fan hooked up to generator >Tether laptop to phone internet and shitpost from bed Max comfy. This one might literally kill me though before comfy time.
Jose Wright
so no one is gonna mention this or.....
Jaxon Williams
It's going to skim past it into the Everglades at 4/5.
Good luck Floridians.
Leo Reed
It'll be historic. You'll be a part of history like the niggers w/ Katrina. Embrace your future user. Tampa is long over due and damnit if we're going out we're gonna make Andrew/Harvey/Katrina/etc all look like jokes because we're the Tampa Bay area!
t. Floridian from Anna Maria Island who no longer lives anywhere near FL because I got out while the getting was good
