/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - OUR LAD JEFF Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico
>Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=S0QjYDdmXZE

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

JEFF'S PERISCOPE & TWITTER
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZL8ZVWVz8
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Other urls found in this thread:

pscp.tv/w/1yoKMpVdZjpxQ
youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM
youtube.com/watch?v=ga9gMYetVrw
youtube.com/watch?v=bFW2B5Og5yM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>tfw ded

First for missing charleston.

sasuga Irma

Reminder, Jeff has told everyone to flee the coast.

If the numerical values within this post decide to repeat one or more times then yellowstone is after irma

>we dead now

Jimmy Buffet here. How fucked am I?

pscp.tv/w/1yoKMpVdZjpxQ

plz modz just sticky this bitch

Is Jeff heading to Florida or did he pussy out?

first Tampa user, im not leaving.

Checked, you ded.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

941fag we're out of gas at some gas stations and nigs are boarding up windows what do I do?

I live in Lake Worth, Florida. That is 561 (Palm Beach County). On a scale of 1-ded, what am I?

pscp.tv/w/1yoKMpVdZjpxQ
>pscp.tv/w/1yoKMpVdZjpxQ

Jeff's latest video says to get the fuck out of Florida by any means necessary. Irma is officially /notfuckingaround/ status.

according to his twitter, he's chasing.

>ywn fly inside the eye of the hurricane and feel the incredible power around you and then get ripped apart by it

i live in a trailer am i gonna die

Barbuda has a population of ~1,700.

I would not be shocked to learn that 1/3 of the population is lost after Irma's eye passes through.

enjoy death

its headed to orlando now.

If post ends in 3, Irma remains on track to nail Tampa for at least the next 24 hours.

No. I hate loading these on mobile when they have a thousand posts.

>be black guy in Florida
>Confederate flag waving neighbor calls me a nigger from across the street, complaining about some bullshit again
>we get into a heated argument
>hear rustling from the wooded area down the street
>an army of invasive reptilians appear
>we look at each other and nod in agreement
>we run to our respective garages to retrieve our guns, machetes, and improvised weapons
>we meet back in the middle of the street, where our Cuban and Mexican neighbors join us
>we hunker down and start mowing down the numerous illegal reptilians, but their numbers seem to never shrink
>a few tegu and iguanas break through our barricade
>Cuban neighbor starts chopping them down, but sustains a few minor injuries
>we start getting overwhelmed
>shit is going south
>Hurricane force winds start blowing
>Storm clouds appear over the horizon
>Rain starts dropping hard
>The crocodiles and alligators join the reptilians
>After about 45 minutes of firing and reloading non-stop, I exhaust my last few rounds
>Confederate flag waving neighbor throws a few my way and shouts, "we're gonna win this, my nigger!"
>Notice Mexican neighbor disappeared, but I hear the sound of a lawnmower behind us
>Mexican neighbor set his mower on fire and starts racing it towards the reptilians
>He screams in both agony and a fervor for the battle as the flames consume him
>"¡Viva la Florida!" He screams
>Once he reaches the center of the reptilian army, he blows up
>the reptilians scatter as we pick off the last few stragglers
>As the weather clears, we slosh through the flooded street with water up to our knees
>In the epicenter of the explosion, we find only our Mexican neighbor's Home Depot cap
>I pick it up and we have a moment of silence
>We help our Cuban neighbor to my Confederate flag waving neighbor's Ford F-150
>Drive to Publix to pick up subs and beer to celebrate our victory

The eye isn't going to get close enough to have the serious winds.

>941
Run.

>3 of the same?

stale pasta

you meant 3 2's....

I wanted to spend the hurracaine innawoods, too bad that this is becoming a monster. I guess I can spend this storm watching Steve1989 and eating chili and nean mre, since I charged 3 laptop batteries.

Buy alcohol and enjoy the shitstorm.

youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM

It's starting really hard

central Georgia here. some guy and his wife came up from miami to buy water and supplies to fortify his house.

truly a madman ready to face death, i now have respect for Florida because of this one man

im sitting in a canoe in the middle of the ocean at the strongest point of the hurricane how fucked am i? should i prepare?

Still counts, it's three. Guess I used up all my meme magic for the month to keep Irma on target.

It keeps shifting east right?

>Steve1989 and eating chili and nean mre, since I charged 3 laptop batteries.

stream before you die pls

T H I C C

He don't know shit

you should have already. sort yourself out.

Man who has been driving into hurricanes for decades and doesn't afraid of anything, says that he'd personally leave.
Jeff wouldn't stay, so neither should you.
Floridafags get out of that doomed state.

Send Jim Cantori to Key West.

> mr invincible

RUN, SWIM, GET OUT OF THERE

Surely you do not consider that "hard." Call me when you can't see the palm tree to the right side of the screen.

don't listen to the confederate flag poster using retarded inaccurate models, it's gonna hit florida

That poor tree

F

untill the last moment just for our amusement user

Shut the fuck up, phonenigger

I want to book a hotel in the Bahamas to chill out during the storm. Think I can get a good price?

The storm itself is moving WNW. The models are trending East (trending meaning 3 consecutive runs with more Eastward tracks).

As of 8PM update.

still funny. unlike the submerged planes

And it's still like 200 miles away.
When it's 100 miles away, that tree is going to be uprooted.
Swim through this safely islandanon.

Please Periscope

What should you look for in a safe neighborhood, or what makes a neighborhood more likely to just get fucked?

We should try not to split threads, here's the other one with the original OP, I don't really care if you do move or not, but just so you're aware we should try not to split as best we can

Just north of Pensacola user here, ran to gas station and it was packed. Every dip shit was filling up their one 5 gallon can. I maxed the pump out three times (only let me pump 35 gal using reward points). Can now run house for weeks, not non stop, but enough to be very comfortable if it were to come this way.

Could someone ask the mods on irc://irc.rizon.net/Sup Forums to PLEASE make a rolling sticky of some kind? We're going through threads at a rate of at least one per hour, and this thing isn't predicted to make landfall in the US until Sunday.

I can't do it because something's interfering with my chat clients.

i see you keep popping up in these threads, my bro.
dont worry too much, we just trimmed out your circuit. you've seen the tree crews a few weeks ago?

So are these threads officially named /ASHG/ for good now? is there CONSENSUS?

Depends... How far east or west are you from 95?

Hey, buddy. I called baking 20-25 posts before this dropped. Nobody said shit to me then, and no other user posted before I did.

>tfw Puerto Rico didn't pay debnts so now they're getting deleted by God

>ptg ruined due to amnesty don posting
can i watch the happening with y'all for a few days?

>consensus

I moved in here for Harvey, found it much more comfortable.

Welcome aboard, lad. Grab an Alex Jones water filter and hop in the liferaft.

I am right next to the Turnpike

Grab a gallon of water and get /comfy/

Where?

My computer doesn't hold well against stickies, but I guess that is the wisest idea, since this is moving at the speed of a Trump general inelection night, or the Zimmermann case.

cant say that im glad to hear it

It could mean its going to head towards Miami instead of Key West/Naples/Everglades

Should be fine... I'm just a few miles north of you and we're going to hunker down.

^There.

How fucked is Cuba?

>Consensus

Absolutely none at all.

Everyone from key west to OBX needs to have an evac plan in place. It looks like we won't have any good consensus in landfall until Thursday

Hey fair enough, this one seems to have been clicked on by most anyways

Ok. Would help if you made it a little more visible.

sorry, i'm a little drunk

Anyone /Sanford/? How fucked are we?

Hi George

Has Jeff finally met his match in Irma

ITS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING!

NP m8. I may be many things, but I observe OP protocols when possible.

That is acceptable criticism. I'll be disgusting with the billboard next time. anime tiddies and errythang.

Not quite

For those wondering what will be left of Barbuda: Here is a video showing the only town on the Island.

youtube.com/watch?v=ga9gMYetVrw

new Levi video
youtube.com/watch?v=bFW2B5Og5yM

north puerto rico is gonna be just a couple miles (12 i think) away from the eye

Levis videos are pretty comfy

Odds that Houston gets hit three+ times this season?

Watching now

Is...is that music from tropico?

904 here. Am i kill?

What's the ETA for HAPPENING in the US?

Can we dedicate next thread for this tree that is about to fall?

youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM