Alright, Sup Forums. We need to have a talk about American Horror Story Season 7, or AHS Cult. Before you start screaming "Hurr OP is a faggot who watches AHS", hear me out.
If you don't know what AHS is, it's a horror TV show where every season consists of a new American Horror Story, which means the story and characters change completely. It was a pretty liberal show already, and this season the show runner decided to make the presidential election the theme for the horror story. You're probably thinking "BOYCOTT". Well, normally I wouldn't blame you, but I'm watching the show right now and... it could be one of the most red pilled openings of any tv show I've ever seen. The levels of either unawareness or cynical, red pilled hilarity from the writers in this show is off the charts.
So far I've witnessed >mentally unstable lesbian break down at the sight of trump winning the election >son of two lesbians draw a clown murdering somebody >blue haired antifa faggot (in the show he's a die hard trump supporter, but in real life everything about him matches an antifa faggot to a tee) throw piss at mexicans, telling them they don't belong here >grey haired millennial girl pretended to be ultra liberal by saying she was a womens studies major before she dropped out to help out HRC's campaign in order to babysit the psycho child of the lesbos
I suggest everybody watch this shit for maximum lulz. I couldn't watch without bursting out laughing 3 different times. I don't know what to think of it.
I got half way into season one and dropped it because of the unbridled faggotry i doubt there take on the 2016 election is going to be any better
Josiah Rodriguez
Not watching your poorly written "horror for the masses." fuck off back to your pedophile party.
Cooper Anderson
They know what ? that a moderately conservative think tank funded by the CIA exists ? Absolutely shocking im sure this is the only international think tank the CIA has ever funded ever
Gabriel Bennett
I'm out of screenshots for now. Most people are complaining about a bunch of clowns fucking (? think i missed that),
but here's some more context: This is the guy who is meant to represent Trump. He is apparently leading a cult following that is racist and shit. It's so over the top that I can't tell if it is satire or just raw obliviousness.
It was hilarious but it seems the overall message they were going for is that Trump supporters are violent clowns? Also moms. kek.
Ethan Adams
Blood Drive on Syfy is the shit, it's my show.
Chase King
It seemed more like a comedy to me.
Jack Reyes
Normie genocide best day of my life
Julian Reed
Why are liberals such sore losers?
Parker Carter
>watching the epitome of liberal television
You're a fucking faggot dude
Carson Morris
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
WHY DIDN"T THEY GIVE US A TRIGGER WARNING
Daniel Bailey
>CNN trying to astroturf their own story right here, right now, on Sup Forums
walk into your closet and hang yourself, nobody wants you
Landon Wright
REMINDER that AHS is satanist propeganda and will put demons in your lower intestinal tract if you watch the past seasons. This season seems to be safe because now we have Teflon™ Immunity Cat since Trump got elected.
Ethan Sullivan
It's called anthology you dumb nogger
Brandon Perry
>kid is reading comic under sheets >about clown >mom comes in and pulls off sheets >what are you reading honey >Come on show me, a picture of a bare breast or erect penis never hurt anybody >this to a 8ish year old kid
Gabriel Bell
This is literally "American Horror story Sup Forums"
They call out explicitly by name Sup Forums by name in a 2 minute diatribe, calling us basement dwellers, etc
Whoever wrote this show lurks.
Blake Foster
F A G G O T
Lucas Morris
The things said on Sup Forums is what ever one fucking thinks but no one says. AHS is now Lifetime without the filters on.
Jacob Flores
I just saw this because I unironically liked Season 2 and only that season however I laughed at this several times I don't know what they're trying to accomplish none of this is scary just some shock with oooh so gruesome murder and SJW buzzwords being thrown left and right. Really bad episode and probably overall season what a way to destroy a show. Also what the actual fuck who talks about Sup Forums on live television? Edgy niggers.
William Reyes
I like that they completely change the theme of the show every once in awhile.
This season is political satire. Decent satire, too. Making fun of Sup Forums and the left.
Zachary Thomas
do my shekels actually goes toward these shit-tier slide threads? OY VEY!
Asher Butler
The only good seasons were the first and asylum prove me wrong
Parker Powell
Its a fucking shame how this show turned to shit, jesus.
Leo Cruz
If you really want to see what's happening watch Homeland instead.
Austin Thompson
explain
Julian Taylor
>a show where Sup Forums dresses up as clowns and mumble Bane memes while killing dykes so...the best show ever made?
Jack Miller
Just finished watching the episode. Holy fuck that was so fucking good. Its almost as if one of you fuckers directed this...
The episode fully mocks lesbos and leftist degenerates so hard its a fucking comedy. Hands down a fucking comedy. its fucking satirical. Its making Sup Forums out to be some superpower, hidden in society and something degenerates genuinely need to be afraid of. I'm still tearing up from all the laughter ahahaha
Joshua White
This show is more Jewish bullshit and tricks, courtesy of the Hollywood liberal establishment. Fuck them. I want my TrumpTV.
Angel Wilson
Yes, I agree with you OP.
It has been a complete satirical opening so far making fun of LIBERALS. who would have fucking thought
Jack Brown
oh fug I only saw one preview and then forgot all about that. Is it really a decent show?
Mason Robinson
>making subversive (((shadownetwork))) cult leaders and politicians worldwide
and here all i thought we did was make liberals cry
Austin Gray
>it's satire It's not satire if they're being 100% serious and lack any self awareness. That just makes it pathetic
Caleb Bennett
Huh? I was asking if Blood Drive was any good, not AHS. I'm with this guy on my opinion of the new AHS season .
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i never get this "Sup Forums is a nazi monolith". i mean hell i'm pretty left on a lot of shit, but where the fuck else can you see unfiltered political discourse for better or worse on the internet. these people really seem to be afraid of a threat that really doesn't exist
Jason Garcia
Not as bad as I thought it'd be. Main leftist character is a hypocritical Stein voter, Evan Peter's character is easily the most interesting so far, plus he is explicitly a Sup Forums user.
Carter Lopez
>Take everything antifa does >Assign it to Trump supporters >Encouraging law and order and conservative values means you're an evil sociopath and must want to murder people. Why would I watch that? This is a drawn out version of "I AM SILLY!" cartoons.
Nathan Ortiz
You cut out the best part on the first one. The dramatic scary music that starts as soon as the red hat goes on.
Lucas Cook
you can hear it starting at 0:19 tho, still feels ominous imo
Anthony Murphy
Plus even if it wasn't intentional, they seemed to make fun of the Hillary voters who overreacted to Trump winning. Like the main character has LITERAL Trump derangement syndrome.
Nathan Watson
The best part is that the main lesbian character voted for jill stein because she was so sure hillary would win
Nathan Morris
...
Mason Collins
I miss this style
Caleb Lopez
...
Jeremiah Thompson
>(You) are afraid
Angel Bell
...
Adrian Thompson
The entire show is satire catering to both sides.
>Woman is anti-Trump and over the top liberal >Guy is pro-Trump that starts going on tirades about fear is a currency and is going to start a cult based on fear
Both characters exist for everyone to enjoy.
Wyatt Butler
>writers confirmed afraid of the hacker known as Sup Forums
lol what a shitty fucking show, hope to God this is the season that finally kills it.
Hunter Wright
This show hasn't been good since Coven.
Gabriel Nelson
Earlier in the episode the guy is screaming at his wife because she forgot to vote and because Jill Stein stole votes from Hillary.
It's all satire.
Grayson Morales
Like Hotel, didn't like Freak Show because it was just too unsettling for me.
Juan Diaz
ENJOY YOUR COVFEFE, BITCH
Isaiah Myers
Don't feed the animals.
Caleb Kelly
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Easton Evans
Lol not gonna lie that Evan Peters guy is a good actor
Jaxson Rogers
Dandy was the only reason I kept watching Freak Show.
Zachary Evans
>I suggest everybody watch this shit for maximum lulz.
Jews desperate for views
No thanks, you degenerate scumlord, TV is for wankers.
Cameron Cruz
Same, Roanoke fucked up when he wasn't the character that was literally related to him.
Jaxon Martin
Where do I watch this? Is it out yet?
David Roberts
just watched the intro, very funny.
"Why couldn't CNN have given us a trigger warning before announcing the result?"
The election is over retard. No one cares. And only girls watch ahs. Faggot. If you're gonna shill at least go for demographics favorable to your shitty little drama show.
>watching television >analyzing a degenerate tv show for meaning
Pleas grow up
Samuel Bell
Fpbp
Tyler Powell
...
Ryder Allen
>The election is over retard.
Tell that to the entire country.
Julian Wilson
I work in advertising and the copy in OP is too clean not to be
Ethan Nelson
What's with the gif? Got something to say pal?
Brody Kelly
The opening scene was funny as fuck. Only time I've ever seen MSM make fun of SJWs.
Parker Butler
You watch AHS hang yourself faggot
Ryder Phillips
Could someone screenshot the Sup Forums part and put subtitles?
Andrew Diaz
Pretty sure everyone knows
Joseph Hughes
>I won't believe anything until I hear Rachael Maddow say it. She's the only one I trust. 1:48 into the ep. lel
Daniel Morris
It's opening that way to grab you guys. They know libs will stick it out for the season. But it's going to get steadily more anti you
Eli Adams
>giving views to kike shows. pls go, you don't belong here
Brandon Ramirez
Why does this thread wreak of kikery?
Matthew Rivera
I just finished watching the episode.
Is this just supposed to scare liberals and spread more propaganda?
All it did for me was make me laugh every now and then.
Am I missing something here?
Jordan Jackson
This gave me a fucking boner.
Jose Evans
This statement is infallible.
Andrew Ross
Nope
Thomas Bailey
Everyone is a caricature in the show. The far right and the far left are portrayed in their extreme and radical final form.
I think it shows pretty accurately how the United States have become overran by these two poles. The self-destructive PC liberal that cannot be reasoned with, and the equally ignorant Right that are on the verge of becoming Facism reborn.
In all seriousness, it isn't awesome, or a compliment, how AHS portrayed you tards as something to be feared.
That is not how a country becomes harmonious and prosperous.
