what do I tell my barber if I want this haircut?
What do I tell my barber if I want this haircut?
>going to a barber
cut it yourself, homo
don't worry you can do it yourself at home with photoshop
"I wanna look like a massive faggot"
>gimme that INTERGALACTIC HUHWHYTE IMPERIVM famalamadingdong
It's a retarded haircut, OP.
Like,. really retarded
"want to look like controlled opposition"
Show them a picture of the haircut you want and have them cut it that way
Just fuck my shit up
'make me look gay, ma'am'
You just show him a picture of it on your phone.
J
Cut it yourself. No self respecting man lets a woman cut his hair.
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how can black bois even compete
>"Give me a Bert"
>"say no more fampai"
kek
this
This
Haircut doesn't fit him, head looks like a fucking egg. Lmao racists when will they learn
Underrated.
HAHA SPENCER BTFO I SHOPPED A FUNNY LOOKING PICTURE OF HIM
Is there any truer sign of a leftist than their idiotic memes?
this x10000
>Me: Ayo give me the "Controlled Opposition"
>Barber: I gotchu senpai
tell him give me the spencer special, that is spencer right?
Why the fuck would you willingly cut your hair like that? It looks fucking retarded like someone smeared fucking frosting on the top of your head like it's a God damn birthday cake.
just tell him you want the bert
making fun of Richard Spencer doesn't make someone a lefty you fucking autistic retard
He's not a very interesting man.
>give me the "white supremacist" haircut
Can you make the poop hairs?
>getting this triggered over a photoshop
You faggots are just as bad as the left now when it comes to being whiny ass snowflakes.
I don't understand why leftists think this meme is funny.
Yet Milo is banned on Twitter and Richard Spencer is not, in fact he's even verified.
I want the Egghead look.
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I'm not a leftist and I find it funny
Just tell them you want the Peaky Blinders do.
thanks, very helpful
>give me the faggot
Shop or not, the haircut depicted here is god awful, makes you look like a cross between a cap-wearing Jew and a white Untermensch, and is yet another thing in this grim world that makes me want to die.
The right might hate him more than the left, my dude.
Paying into the haircut Jew, huh? I haven't paid for a haircut in 10 years. Learn to cut it yourself or make your wife learn.
>the ethno-fade
You tell him to use this: youtube.com
This fucking haircut is what punk ass faggots wear.
>Shalom alehem, I'm tired of having to take off my kippah every time I'm with goyim so they don't spot me, can you make one directly with my hair?
>I got you Moshe, don't forget it's $15 for a haircut so ready that $100 dollar bill so you can pay the $1500 dollars you owe me for your $60000 haircut
He was such an obvious psy-op from the very beginning it's unbelievable. I fucking hate that fucker and it annoys me that some took him seriously. Fucking Kekistani niggers
fuck off spencer
wtf I love jewish BBC worshipers now
'I want my hair in the old controlled opposition fashion'
Milo's hair is objectively better regardless of him being a faggot
>bog saget walks into a bar
>he says to the bartender and goes "give me the bob saget"
>the bartender goes "wtf is a bob saget?
>bob looks at the bartender and says "you giv3e me 1 shot, I suck it for 8 years and you give me a hundred million dollars"
its called a pompadour.
lay it down and smack em yack em
ecko unlimited
KEK
"give me that nu-male look"
what vibe is post-white
Just show them this picture, they'll fix you up.
This guy could not have picked a worse haircut for his head shape.
But really, barbers can do exactly what you want if you show them a picture.
nÂș 1 in the sides and behind, keep the top long. and thats it.
Stop posting misinformation. This picture is the real one.
Say you want the reverse baldy
It's the bloated corpse look.
Check out this big brain nigga
HES A BIG HEAD......
4 U
cool shop thread /leftypol/
saged
THIS.
get a fucking taipered haircut, natural neckline in a fade. Slightly longer on top, shorter on the sides and back.
Want to know how to stand out? By your actions. Learn to be an everyman.
TRIGGERED
These leftists think it's hilarious to make photoshops of people they hate.
That's just an admission that they can't even conduct an ad hominem attack against him. They have to photoshop him to make him look funny.
It is called a "High and tight"+ "keep the top long"
Stop pretending to be on the right, leftypol. You retards keep coming here attacking anyone right leaning pretending you are one of us.
Stop getting so triggered over my posts, jew.
this is the funniest leftcuck meme i think
In Fallout 4 it's called the "Urban Ranger"
you have the haircut, don't you?
nazbowl-cut
Remember when nobody knew about this faggot then clock struck midnight, trump was president, and this LITERALLY WHO was leader of the alt-right?
the fashy haircut
what are you talking about?
archive.4plebs.org
>If you are sick of the Sup Forums runoff that composes most of this board and want to learn about "alternative right" views you won't see on this board, check out these sites.
It literally says it right in the OP that spencer is not talked about on 4chins, you nigger.
Racism is not a laughing matter! Throw that booty for the commune comrade cheerio
>in the OP
those are individual posts in distinct threads
the point is that spencer was always the defacto leader of the alt-right, it implies so right there in that post from 2014
This haircut is such a fucking
Does your handler know you're here Spency?
this hahahahaha
AYE MANG STOP APPROPRIATING THE HEAD SHAPE OF OUR ASTRO NIGGA YAKUB YOU FILTHY EDOMITE
"The Spencer"
"I want people to punch me in the face as soon as they see me"
"gimme that 'pile of dogshit on the top of my forehead'"
>being so poor you can't afford to pay someone to cut your hair
I am not a leftist
its funny because people react to it
also watching the gradual slide from minor edits and tweaks to full blown photoshopped aids is a hallmark of Sup Forums
get rekt newfags
No, this is.
the alt right wasnt tied to this community or anything other than his reddit wankery before hillary made a connection
ie
he was not here and noone gave a fuck about his bullshit here save for his own community outreach