RUNDOWN ======== >[Hurricane continues to charge] >185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+ >Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico >Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas
>can't even blow down a shitty third world fence wow it's fucking nothing
Blake Ross
NooooooooooThat shit is fucking terrifying
Jaxon Evans
Check
Brody Morris
kek the trunk of the car is still on the car, impressiv
Dylan Rogers
The hurricane half an hour ago.
Camden Young
Nothingburger
John Stewart
>Shifting toward the Carolinas
You ready bros?
Samuel Hall
>Broward county officially evacuating on thursday morning Reming me again about this nothingburger
Benjamin Scott
People on Antigua seem to believe most if not all are okay. I'm assuming they have some kind of communal concrete shelter.
Xavier Watson
rolling for direct hit on DC
Aaron Davis
the weather expert on coast to coast am last night guaranteed irma would rip apart before it got to florida and said he didn't believe it was as powerful as reports were saying, giving the example that the difference between cat 3 and cat 4 is 1mph
Jeremiah Perez
Yeah. Weak bait mate.
Mason Martin
Zero reports of looting, why are Carribs so much more lawabiding?
Leo Barnes
Post your Based Skeletor Man memes to summon Irma back towards FL!
Hudson Hill
Yes, there was a shelter. We'll see.
Justin Green
because there's nothing to loot
Nathaniel Brown
>think I have enough time >go to the store >no water >no canned foods >no bread could be worse I guess
I have a jar of peanut butter and some tortillas to eat, and I'll have to collect rainwater but hopefully I'll make it. Got a 12g and a .357 incase shit goes sideways and I need to loot someone
Jaxson Ortiz
There's no reports of anything mate. We don't know if anyone's even alive.
Robert Nguyen
Art Bell's show? That still exists? lol.
Hunter Wilson
Because they're dead
Adam Martinez
not like your mom blows thirld world fencers
Parker Gonzalez
>not being a skeletor yourself
Zachary Foster
Are you norwaybro? I've been a fan of your work for ages. Godspeed!
Jacob Scott
>nothing of value to loot >no one around to do the looting
Choose both
Jaxson Walker
What's the difference between leeward islands and windward islands?
Joshua Gonzalez
>Using your weapons to loot >Not to protect others in exchange for provisions
Your not a native Floridian...
Joseph Watson
US Virgin Islands - 50 dead, $40m damage British Virgin Islands - 0 dead, 1 missing cat, couple of broken fences
Christopher Baker
You're not a real Florida man.
Cameron Jones
PLS KEK KILL ALL FLORIDA CAT 5 DIRECT HIT BOTH COASTS EYE DOWN THE MIDDLE DEATH BLOOD KILL KILL KILL I WANT FLORIDA TO DIE DEATH KILL BLOOD
Samuel James
We are going to fucking die the roofs will be ripped from our houses
Connor Sullivan
car is stronk
Sebastian Hall
Oh, I am not the archiving one! Only sometimes I step in.
Hurricane will be a category 1, if that by the time it hits Georgia. Wow its fucking nothing
Ryan Turner
nope only pain and suffering for you
Cooper Lewis
>gonna be cat 3 by the time it hits land whats the big deal again
James Lopez
Oh well.
Stay comfy tho user. Lots of simultaneous big happenings in the works. Harvey, Irma, Jose, Daca, debt cieling, pension fund failures, nork saber rattling just to name a few!
Liam Fisher
>The Swamp just got 10 feet higher
Levi Stewart
Yeah I dicked around too but the Harvey hype train and lamestream media caused a buying apocalypse. I'm in Melbourne so not too worried. And I have enough gas and cash to run out of state should I need to.
Adrian Hernandez
...
Tyler James
rip
Jacob Green
>turn on radio >it fucking sounds exactly like the GTA:SA caribbean radio
Jose Rogers
Maybe
Christian Garcia
NO FUCK Y OU KILL ALL FLORIDIANS FUCK FLORIDA DIE DIE DIE DEATH KILL THEM STREETS WIILL RUN RED WITH INBRED HICKS AND SPIC BLOOD
Andrew Evans
Miami is toast
Eli Phillips
...
Christian Nelson
>Melbourne >Confederate Explain?
Bentley Scott
Yellowstone is after
Jaxon Martinez
Still 0 contact from Barbuda
>Everyone has been killed
Evan Rivera
Hahahahaha get fucked. I'm so glad my family lives under the equator.
Austin Stewart
Jesus christ Ausi chad never looked this glorious
Jonathan Thompson
have a tank of gas and 12 gallons in a bucket if I need it. thinking I can trade the gas if I get desperate enough, seeing as my generator was stolen last year I won't need it
Julian Fisher
Just like how anonymous sources told wikipedia that barbuda was past tense
Jason Cruz
Nah son, us Commiefornians will die en mass from the San Andreas Fault sinking part of this shitty state into the ocean. Then the Caldera blows up from that seismic activity.
Juan Brown
It' like I'm listening to people from my island but only in English
Sebastian Allen
Calm down, retard
Gavin Taylor
im outside of tampa, should i be heading north to like west georgia?
Camden Reed
Barbuda is bong soil no?
Juan Lee
BARBUDA GOT FUCKED
NICE JOB,DRUMPF!!
HOW MANY ARE GOING TO DIE ON YOUR WATCH!?
Asher Reed
user was not a poofta and delivered barefoot the madman!
Noah Wright
>An Island will drift away
nuke blast next >The rod and the ring will strike
Mason Ross
You're stupid.
If tapwater still works, get sealed jars or containers and store them in your refrigerator.
Good time to clean your bathtub as well and store other shit in there after you clean it.
Stop being so stupid.
Also, what store you go too?
If you want canned goods, go to an Asian store, instead.
Most white people go to white stores and ignore the Asian stores.
Hurry and buy shit from Asian stores instead. I am confident there's still stuff to buy from Asian stores.