RUNDOWN ======== >[Hurricane continues to charge] >185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+ >Barbuda took first direct hit. No contact has been made with the island since. >Virgin Islands currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico >Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas
The National Weather Service in San Juan has issued a
* Extreme Wind Warning for... Saint John in Virgin Islands... Saint Thomas in Virgin Islands...
* Until 215 PM AST
* At 113 PM AST, National Weather Service Doppler radar indicated extreme winds, associated with the eyewall of Major Hurricane Irma The eyewall is moving onshore over St John at 15 mph. This is an extremely dangerous and life-threatening situation!
>Triple threat coming for Florida while Texas gets the 1-2 punch
Gabriel Thomas
That's Houston. Please stop being annoying
Jonathan Gonzalez
Irma is going to be the most overhyped storm this season. It is fucking hilarious watching all the Florida newfags going on a buying frenzy because (((The Weather Channel))) is sensationalizing the storm.
Michael Thompson
It's not going to exist after the storm.
Mason Martin
This
also post periscope sources?
Ryder Thompson
...
Luke Wilson
>X class 9.3 solar flare >CME likely >SOHO down >no updates inhours
Its the end isn't it?
Ian Sanders
I'm showing it just hooked very hard to the north about 15 minutes ago and Puerto Rico is going to dodge a direct hit.
Julian Roberts
>inb4 the solar flare super-charges Irma and triggers Yellowstone
Brody Kelly
thats more 'ded via stoopid' than Irmie tbf. fuck was he even.. i cant..
wait what happened to barbuda? Someone give me a quick rundown
Colton Clark
that shred is going down
Connor Miller
...
Joseph Sanders
Alright which one of you fucks added this?
Carter Evans
any word from barbuda yet ?
Brandon Martinez
Guys give it to me straight; how FUCKED is Florida and how SERIOUS is this hurricane?
Bentley Baker
Did it hit Puerto Rico?
Luke Carter
Nothing. Those islands get bent over multiple times a year by hurricanes.
Brayden Sanchez
Mar A Lago will be all that's left standing.
Imagine the salt.
Ethan Martin
It's gone, Jim.
Jason Gonzalez
digits confirm miami will be kill
Christopher Howard
Yes, Houston has the NYC skyline, I've seen it.
Ethan Powell
it's gone
Jaxon Thompson
...
Asher Nguyen
Later today
Chase Campbell
Don't get excited. Irma's wake is likely to force Jose north into the atlantic.
Isaiah Gomez
(You)
Kayden Flores
kek
Jayden Ramirez
Barbuda. 1,638 population
Silence...
(i posted this yesterday 'Erased from Existence')
Nicholas Anderson
>it's fucking real F F F F F F F F F F F
Joseph Diaz
Digits say the shed goes bye bye
Ian Flores
...
Caleb Collins
Virgin Island White Shed vs Chad Houston Blue Shed
Ryan Harris
Satalites are probably prepping for that major solar flare.
Logan Ramirez
Harness the world communication, using the most advanced technology humankind has ever made, to watch a carribean lady's shed get blow away and shitpost with anons about it on a Tibetain Yak milking blog.
Jace Russell
...
Tyler Davis
fake bread
Sebastian Russell
...why in the fuck would a god damn damn billionaire not take a flight out of there? Forget whatever I said about Branson he's a drooling retard
Austin Bell
no update yet, nor any contact. Seems the island just vanished and now they try to silence this to death.
said with that, i still wonder why MSM is not warning the people?
Isaac Johnson
looks comfy af
Luke James
Magic tape on windows
Henry Powell
...
Hunter Myers
...
Juan Cook
>literal billionaire with own private island >doesn't even have storm shutters, cheap tape will do >doesn't even look like a proper reinforced safe room
Branson is friends with Soros, he'll probably have the hurricane called off entirely :(
Levi Howard
proof? Also what's with this le Jim meme
Henry Carter
Billionaires have access to ayyy lmao tape.
Aaron Watson
I got a few lads to keep it bumped. run this one down and then evacuate to it, plz.
Gabriel Torres
she should paint that shed blue, it will stay
Asher Bell
bretty comfy at least
Carson Peterson
this one has more postings, we stay here and getr later to yours.
Tyler Edwards
poster who you replied to did it, he lives in buenos aires
Isaiah Russell
SHED FLEXING REPEAT SHED FLEXING IT IS FULL OF STUFF AND FLEXING
Christian Long
Definitely new thread theme.
Owen Allen
fuck off, faggot
Jordan Butler
My great aunt lives in Fort Lauderdale. Does she need to evacuate?
Kevin Robinson
>proof? well, look, nobody in the MSM is giving any infos. Hard to give something when everyone is dead silent on it.
John Brown
The future is amazing, user.
Carter Martinez
That's sad. I went there once on vacation. My wife and I rented scooters and went up in the mountains for the day. She got her hair tied in braids and we made love on the beach and in the swimming pool. We went to a nude beach and she kept making me hard by teasing me.
we drank red stripes and danced to steel drums.
RIP St Maarteen
Oliver Cook
listening to liberty radio
THE SHED WILL HOLD
Robert Perry
ITS ON DAH NORTH OF THE EYE-LAN ON DAH NORTHERN SIDE
Lucas Foster
That shed is sturdier than my trailer
Jonathan Lopez
fuck off LARPer
Easton Harris
Meteorologist here. Doesn't work like that.
Brayden Foster
>tfw in Myrtle Beach
I mean, I've been through some shit, but shit might get crazy.
Daniel Kelly
What is this cuckshred made of? German engineering!
Jason Garcia
Jaxbro back. Anyone know where I can buy some more sides after losing them all watching all these autists screeching because their 'meme majicks' got BTFO by all the Voodoo and Santo being done in the Caribbean rn? Feels Mayweather, man.
Ian Gray
you see me flexin on your ex you don't forget about it
