I've been talking to God in my head. And from what I've learned, every living thing's soul is apart of God...

I've been talking to God in my head. And from what I've learned, every living thing's soul is apart of God, and God creates everyone's dreams personally.

God identifies as a 16 year old Australian girl called Stacey.

God has chosen me to be a prophet, so here is some information:
>The Universe abruptly ends with an edge
>The most advanced alien life-form is a crustacean the size of a cat
>The black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy is a sphere with no ejection corona and a swirling purple gas around it
>God has influenced human history through dreams
>God is 5th dimensional
>God can read everyone's thoughts
>God has taken control of people's bodies in front of me
>God has a Triangle and 8 shaped spaceship.

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Congratulation, you are schizophrenic

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Some of your points are correct and some are curropted.

>God has a Triangle
>and 8 shaped spaceship.
holy fuck dude i want gods triangle

How can god be real if Australia isn't real?

Unironically sounds like my diagnosed schizophrenic friend.

Doesn't take a genius to know that every "prophet" throughout history was just a schizo whom people were stupid enough to believe. Every branch of Abrahamic religion is just layer upon layer of mental illness.

>Tfw God only goes out with Chad

Nah I ain't. God has spawned a beer in my freezer, teleported my kittens, moved stars in the night sky, flown a Triangle aircraft 40+ times over my property and heaps of real physical phenomena.

t. Australia, a country with high rates of mental illness

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UuUzJmLjTkg

>Australian girl called Stacey
>crustacean the size of a cat
>le mad moron
Stay out of the sun you filthy bogan

fuck off from this board you moron!

You need to get laid, dogi.

Do you hear gods voice in your head?

>God has a Triangle and 8 shaped spaceship
Most of the rest at least makes sense in context but what the fuck is this?

it's called mental illness

I bet it's only

Legend of Zelda's Ganon has a triangle, and 8 dungeons contain the triangles pieces.
>Ganon = God

Lol, and people actually doubted you. That's amazing!

Congratulations, the Démiourgos has chosen to fuck with you personally. He is of this world, and pure evil, and he loathes the Divine Hierarchies for rebutting and snubbing him. Have fun.

Yes, God uses different voices constantly when talking in my head to me.

Pic related.

ask god if i will get laid this year?

Congratulation, you are schizophrenic

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Have you ever seen god in person or in a physical form?

>Tfw chad thundercock pumps and dumps God.

>demiurge
I saw a 9yo loli pussy half way down my dick for a second during masturbation. And the demiurge says it was a hologram.

The demiurge gave me loli VR sex and has been annoying me every day since March 10 this year.

Also put me on some really potent form of crystal meth directly into my brain and caused me to reverse into another car.

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hot

go on..

"no"

Only as aircraft. Which the voices claim ownership of.

>Stacey
REEEEEEEEEE

Enjoy your life in a mental institution once you rape a kid and get caught.

Yeah that won't be happening.

It's Australia m8. They'll just send him to taz.

is Australia a lie?

what if god tells you to do it though?

Do God scare you?

God tells me to do tons of shit in a day, I say "fuck off".

God used to scare me when she would impersonate the military and illuminati and tell me I'm going to be teleported onto a slab in Bohemia Grove to be tortured and regenerated.

As well as make my heart race, and give me multiple countdowns in my head and tell me I would die of a heart attack at the end.

if you take skitzo drugs does it go quiet

wtf m8, you should always obey god
you don't wanna go to hell do you?

WTF I hate good now!

Ask god if i will ever have children and a woman

Do you like elephants? God likes elephants.

On a serious note, you need to stop taking meth and get on a major tranquilizer.

Nope.

"nope"

"yes I love elephants"
>you need to stop taking meth and get on a major tranquilizer
Ayyyy lmao.

have you tried though?

Right.
Lay off the meth, m8. It'll help.

>I've been talking to God in my head.

How can i get closer to god?

>nope
No surprise there...

Yeah I have, nothing works. I'm not schitzo.

if he lives in the 5th dimension how can he have a triangle

What're you having and can I have some too?

sure sounds like it though, what does your psychiatrist say?

She builds shit in this dimension (4th). The Universe is like a computer simulation, there's code in the 5th dimension for everything physical in the 4th dimension and below.

if u talk to jeebus ask him what my name is

I hadn't smoke or drank in 3 months when God started speaking in my head.

I smoke a lot of weed now though to cope with the voices.

"wanker"

That I have schizophrenia. They want me to stop smoking weed lmao. But I ain't doing that.

wow he is the real deal he knows my name

Matthew

woah the beer really was real then, lucky fuck

Ask god what advice she has for me if any and what are you doing in this Australians head

"none really, stay in school"
"I'm in this cunt's head cause he's a mad cunt with a 7.5" dick"

Why is it always an Aussie

>Stacey
Oh shit, dont tell /r9k/ about this.

Excuse me....But what does God need with a starship?

It's a prop for God's shitposts in my head

It's to transport the bogs to heaven.

Is there a nation wide gas leak in Australia?

This isn't even shit posting, this stillborn posting

>implying he's caught...

Have you asked him how one could kill all the jews?

you mean u don't hear god in your head?
fucking loser

fpbp

"with lots and lots of gas, preferably zyklon b, sieg heil"
God's a Nazi

Im 21 and had to get pulled out of school at 12 or i would had gone insane.

Alright here is another question
How do i become schizophrenic too?

Too young to make godlets.
Saged.

yea we know of that, but isnt there anything easier, like a jew mental kill word or something?

God doesn't speak in words you maniac

God reveals himself through the nature of the universe, and with the beneficence of human beings. God doesn't need to talk or take on a corporeal form to convince you of stuff. If anything you're talking to some sort of demon, probably one derived from your human imperfection. I would imagine mind altering substances play some part.

>How do i become schizophrenic too?
I'm not schizophrenic, but try DMT.

This bitch in my head is not a godlet, she's THE God. She mindcontrolled Donald Trump to say my name on TV as a speech slip up.

"i could kill all the jews, but i'm a good girl"

>God has a triangle
Tell me more about God's triangle, user

what does a god need with a starship?