/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Gridlock Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; heavy rain Puerto Rico
>Next reconnaissance at 5:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio
pscp.tv/w/1kvJpjapRWXKE?q=irma
youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

CATEGORY 11 CONFIRM

WOOHHH WOOOH WOOOH YAYYY I'M MISTAH REGGAE AMBASSADAH

first for it's nothing

how fucked is tallahassee?

Who wanna make a meet up at Miami?

It's fucking nothing

7th for the god-emperor!

>florida gets fucked by irma
>recovery starts
>oh hello jose
post your face and/or shed

Can anyone who knows how weather works confirm or deny another storm or hurricane forming behind Jose?

Why the fuck are scientists saying it's going to fucking Asheville now, stop that shit, I don't want any

checked

who /not doing shit and staying put/ here

What are fellow Floridians smoking for this hurricane?

What's the pressure lads?

>Tampa idiots evacuating TOWARD the hurricane
Holy fucking shit

so what happened to the supersaiyan cosmic deathnova

>WERE ALL GONNA DIE

t. Tampafag

checked

I told you retards it was a baby storm and weather shills were here to get you to go buy supplies you dont need

It's game over mayne game ogre

Shut down stream cuz it was boring

What are you doing to be full comfy?
>watching the streams on YT
>liberty radio's sound

>Live in Tampa
>Suicidal

Adds up

Tampa is 26.2% dindu so it's not surprising

OP: Add the links for Jeff:
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski

and liberty radio:
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Also IRMA BREEAKING THAT GLASS CEILING (and windows, and sheds)

>#Irma has now maintained 185 mph winds for 24 hours - no Atlantic or eastern Pacific #hurricane has ever stayed this strong for so long.

yup, i never left key west..i knew it would be nothing

Restart when it really hits so we can watch you die

Heard a loud noise, fucking tree brach just felt down. Power surgers like crazy and also lost of wind.

Fuck Florida.

You cockmonkeys flood MY state, take all the hotels up, suck down our gas, buy up all our water, shit the place up... then clog our highways as you run back home.

Fuck Florida

Oh and your colleges teams are pure ass.

>t. Hurricane Irma before hitting miami

>post your face and/or shed
I wish i had a shed to post m8. good post.

if i lived in tampa i'd consider driving into a hurricane too

Sitting on my porch with some coffee and a cigarette listening to the rain already here in Florida

What happened to those threads about convincing Antifa to protest in Miami during the hurricane by saying there would be a Trump rally?

Who gonna be lootin these bitch ass white people? #Irmalootcrew

anyone with a head knew it was nothing when they were shitting bricks when the storm was 1000 miles out

>florida gets a few inches of rain and maybe a few feet of storm surge
>jose headed back into the atlantic
>mfw

irma's fat ass is taking its time getting there

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same + coffeeve

>as if I have ever left Florida
Born and raised here, senpai. This is my state and will always be my state

whole lotta nada

>t.Georgiafag

2 dead confirmed

>this autist still thinks people were driving towards a hurricane somehow
Holy fucking shit

STAY SAFE PUERTOBRO!

Anything crazy happen since the hurricane killed the shed?

early reports show there is a man going around Miami and helping people in need with a ragtag group of ex-spies

Destruction when?
I came here to see destruction and islands get eaten, this shit is too weak

>viking
HAHAHA

??
Florida is the #1 state if you want to be flooded with retarded tourists from up north
We're just giving back some of the shit you've caused us

Never forget about Jeff

This was all a ploy by Big Water Bottle to boost their declining sales.

> our homes have been washed away by the hurricane. can we stay with you a while, user?

wat do, Sup Forums

i feel bad for all these nogs in jax that think looting is an option

what did happen to barbuda ?

Naa, they're showing re-runs of it now.

Floridians are just that powerful. Imagine being so powerful that a Hurricane starts having second thoughts about fucking your entire home. Imagine being so powerful that you won't even let that slide and instead follow the storm so you can teach it a lesson. Chadridians are unstoppable.

went the way of atlantis

What's the outlook for tampa?

Crisis averted? Ride never ends? Tell me my fate in meme form pls

biggup, yute man

>tfw American radio stations will never have seconds of news updates in place of commercials in between comfy caribbean songs

if it wasn't for the desolate poverty and the turbulent weather, I'd defect to the tropics and claim my land as the true king of my own island

No San Juan Livestreams?

we are hitting levels of thicc that shouldnt even be possible

>wat do, Sup Forums
stock up on rubberse and cocoa butter, obv.

Oh shit

i'd have no choice but to bleach them

My shed is ready senpai

I don't think we know yet.

Homes who #IrmaLootCrew?
Imma stealing all these Cuban white bois hmu if you wanna join me lmaoooo

Its known as blubuda now

honestly nobody actually knows right now

Irma is fucking up Miami and East coast, west coast is just typical tropical weather. You don't even need to move, cuck.

nuru massage turning into a slip and slide across those bundas

PM said no fatalities, and he's curently flying over to see the damage first hand.

IS MY NIGGA JOSE STILL GROWING!?

pscp.tv/w/1kvJpjapRWXKE?q=irma

fuck Jose, Lee is the future

>door is open
WHAT. A. SLUT.
She deserves to be raped by Charirma

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Drawing furry porn for money, while listening to the comfy islander radio and occasionally popping to these threads to see what's going on.
I was watching streams, but it got a bit boring.
Guess We'll have to wait for Puerto Rico for better streams.

Right here nigga

These white bois be furious right now

>mfw no shed to love and respect you, for you to firmly love with your chad straps

NASA PHOTO OF IRMA AFTER GOING OVER BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS

>not tearing down shed before the shitstorm
It was full of coons and iguanas anyways

only the one in the middle. That face and those birthing hips.

the one to her left can come too i guess.

HUGE LIGHTING

THERE GOES OUT MY POWER.

It raining too hard for me to go outside and turn the generator.

North central Florida here. Bring it on.

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Im in Charlotte. What are the chances this skims the coast of Floride and Hugo 2.0's us?

SHED LIVES MATTER

youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

rekt

stream pls

Gracias

where in FLO-RIDA you at user
>jax user here

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