/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; heavy rain Puerto Rico
>Next reconnaissance at 5:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k
youtu.be/SM7nLNAzd_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=JRmgL564x8E
youtube.com/watch?v=UUzmRxRRnHM&feature=youtu.be
bocanewsnow.com/2017/09/06/hurricane-irma-palm-beach-county-says-stay-not-enough-gas-to-evacuate/
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905542576035422208
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905542336037261312
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905542296497659904
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905506011208859648
twitter.com/the_worldface/status/905388777509675009
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

And then there were Three

This is what you fuckers get for voting for Donald

352 Fl, just got 5gallons of gas, all the gas stations in this area are basically out of gas already. Only premium left at most places that still have it.

Supermarkets are all out of water, everything else available though.

A possible fourth incoming?

>youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k


This cam is dead

niggas stoopid like lmao the one thing u aboutta have a bundance of is water lmfao wtf they thinkin like srs go snatch some ciggies and condoms lmao 'knoimsayin

i'm staying in orlando, i'll stream it while I have power and a bit after

where do niggers stream this shit, twitch?

Periscope

Am I fucked in Bradenton-Sarasota area

thx famalam

>Buildings are still standing in Barbado
Happening cancelled.

youtu.be/SM7nLNAzd_Q

THREAD THEME

youtu.be/SM7nLNAzd_Q

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtu.be/SM7nLNAzd_Q

AYYY

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=JRmgL564x8E

And soon it'll be 4 when Lee forms up.

Did someone split the thread

My guess is HAARP, but that is largely irrelevant. What matters is the socioeconomic after effects this has on the country and on the local populations. What matters is that damage will be and has been done.

Look to where the money comes from and goes in the aftermath of this. The surrounding states might get an influx of migrants from the Southern US. This might cause a demographic shift. Probable rise in crime. A rebuilding campaign will commence. There are many important structures in FL, including several nuclear power plants. That's nothing to say about the state of PR and FL once this is over.

Shits not even going to make landfall for the next couple days but I guess I'll hang out and watch some carribbean islands get btfo

>raining outside
>it's fucking hammering
>feels almost like HAPPENING

Warning, ear rape ahead.

youtube.com/watch?v=UUzmRxRRnHM&feature=youtu.be

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we are here

Anyone else love watching those disasters from a safe distance? It's comfy as heck sitting in front of my PC while eating, watching anime and also a fucking storm wrecking people's homes.

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Fuck, I live in SC and that pic scares the shit out of me

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Yes

I think it is evolutionary trait

Like when rain hits window and you are lying comfy inside your bed

So Irma is already category 5, but will pickup even more energy between Cuba and Florida?

>Floridans think this makes them a prepper.

More prepared than 90% of the population 2bh

407 Lake Nona skelanon again.

Wawa off Narcoossee and Dowden has a good supply of gas/food.

Publix has no water but tons of canned goods and some bread.

Huma could swallow cheeseburgers whole. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing desu

In Statesboro, fucked or what?

>tfw worst here is a blizzard or the rare tornado

Will the hurricane suck up gators and throw them into your houses? Could a Gatorcane beat a Sharknado?

cuck state

Yes. It might also feel the effects of a hurricane.

Who will save hurricane-chan?

Stay safe.

t. Southern Caribbean

Where can I get some fucking gas in the 305?

>2gallons of water
Good luck, you're gonna need it.

bocanewsnow.com/2017/09/06/hurricane-irma-palm-beach-county-says-stay-not-enough-gas-to-evacuate/

Oh, I'm not in any danger, unless this thing decides to take a sudden swerve for the NYC area.

I do have plans though, just in case.

post more art of beautiful Irma for me to add to folder
draw some porn of her too for a friend

Yesterday.

Yeesh billy three wieners.

Why don't we nuke Miami so they don't have to endure the hurricane?

>all of barbuda is gone
>1,000 casualties
>90% destroyed

t. PM

You'll be riding a tornado of Somali dicks cuck

Wawa by Orlando International Airport. No water. BUT GET YOUR BEERS AND YOUR SODIE POPS

twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905542576035422208
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905542336037261312
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905542296497659904
twitter.com/internetofzings/status/905506011208859648

Why did she have to be obese

Same here bro. Would be /comfy/ if classes were cancelled.

because I want to suffer before death

found a french you tuber, and saved his profile pic after he commented on one of my videos, i then proceeded to edit said image, this was my final result

It was meant for the ones getting hit. I'm glad you're fine tho user.

>hurricane-chan

dump more you jew head

what's bad about an eyewall hitting?

Jesus, stay safe man. I'm not sure how close you guys are to the hurricane but its scary nonetheless.

But what about all those innocent pets?

We have the cuck cities that we all hate, outside of them we're red
State almost turned in 2016

Do you know fucking anything about these fucking things

heather heyer is back and shes pissed

it's a massive hurricane, why wouldn't she be a fatty?

cuck state

>not knowing beer and cider was the original bottled water

>find screwdriver (flathead), a long hose, and a gas can
>approach neighbor's car
>pry open gas tank with screwdriver
>insert hose
>suck on hose until gas rises almost to the end (but not up into your mouth)
>let hose drain into gas can
>Stop when gas can is full
>go back to house with gas, tape gas tank closed

that's where the insanely fast winds are

>all those vienna sausages
lmao homie went to the dollar store

That's where the wind is the fastest toothpaste.

the eyewall is the fastest part of the hurricane

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OFFICIAL TEMPERATURE CHART
>85F Unbearable
>80F Hot
>75F Warm
>68F Ideal room temperature
>65F Ideal for outdoors activity
>55F Brisk and enjoyable, ideal for jogging
>32F Water freezes, jeans instead of shorts
>15F Cool, mittens weather
>00F Cold, consider a hat

Why people don't put their cars somewhere safe? Would be the first thing I do when there's a hurricane coming desu

Why not nuke the hurricane over sea before it reaches Miami?

Have the heat and pressure of the nuke disrupt the hurricane.

Your fears are unfounded, but appreciated nonetheless.

go further in time it dissolves

That's where people get hit by the fastest wind speed of the hurricane TWICE and in 2 different directions.

>>In Puerto Rico, the electric company warned the island could be without power for four to six months while the government prepared to open 456 shelters capable of housing more than 62,000 people. The Turks and Caicos has ordered Salt Cay, its southernmost inhabited island, evacuated beginning Wednesday. In Cuba, where Matthew razed some neighborhoods last year, officials urged caution, but took a more notable low-key approach

lmao

Trees down and some car boo boos glad I got boooze and meat for this cuck storm

North Georgian here, Atlanta suburbs. Is it happening or not?

THICC

t. Pressure now ~914-915 mb and falling

Why can't she be a musclegirl instead?

A hurricane is like a heavyweight boxer throwing throwing endless right hooks, at the centre of the storm, the wind and storm surge (pressure on water) are devastating.

you forgot
>get shot and left to the turkey vultures because you're a nigger

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low test confirmed

You lads really hate Miami baka. Beautiful city and pretty sure one of the cleanest. The people might not be the best but c'mon

USE
THE
FUCKING
INTERNATIONAL
SYSTEM
FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's the most condensed, destructive part of the cyclone. A lot of pressure all
within a tight area

twitter.com/the_worldface/status/905388777509675009

407 here. Got tons of food and water now. Maybe this storm will force me to sit on my ass and gain some weight. Walking to Wawa and Publix in the rain was... interesting.

Yeah, what harm could a nuke do?

Hurricanes wind power varies from the eyewall to the outer area.

For example, Antigua and Barbuda are separated by 65 km. Barbuda had 180 mph winds. Antigua had 80-90 mph winds.

Eyewall is the fastest speed.

Is Puerto Rico even a real country

HAARP does this so FED can launch another round of QE and save our national debt by creating another national disaster. They will print more money to give to badly hit areas. I blame Janet Yellen more than anyone for this hurricane

Barbuda is killed. Just got back from there. No phone, no internets, no power, no water, no buildings are left at all.

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