/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - IM A HURRICANE MORTEMER EDITION

ASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; heavy rain Puerto Rico
>Next reconnaissance at 5:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ApGSCxFKk5k
twitter.com/53rdWRS/status/905539838434312193
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw7hp3qokcU
twitter.com/andjennings28/status/905547374021500928
youtube.com/watch?v=6tPOysgE_lA
youtube.com/watch?v=JYUT25Uqs0k&feature=youtu.be
ventusky.com/?p=26.1;-71.3;5&l=wind&t=20170909/18&m=icon
youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Emily Jean is amazing

kek wills that the slut irma deepthroats florida

irma is hungry
she will eat the whole turkey

>starting a thread with reddit shit when there's a thread with 30 replies
I hope you die

DE BARBUDANS BE ALIIIIVE! PRAISE!
youtube.com/watch?v=ApGSCxFKk5k

OM NOM NOM

Stay safe.

t. Southern Caribbean

twitter.com/53rdWRS/status/905539838434312193

go here

Lake Nona skelanon.

Wawa off Narcoossee/Dowden good on gas. Some bread. A little water. Lots of beer.

Publix has no water, but tons of canned goods and some bread. Lots of ice.

#
Lots of underwater currents.

I bet however that the Rincon (our surfer town) is full of people riding.

Lots of people die from doing this.

305 fag here...where the fuck can I get some gas?

Anyone who replies to this thread is a fag

Non-reddit thread here:

Aruba-chan

>all of bermuda is gone
>1,000 casualties
>90% destroyed

t. PM

Landfall in Puerto Rico!

Tons of Live Streams from the ground!

The Official Sup Forums Irma Happenings stream is LIVE!

/comfy/ guaranteed!

Join Us!
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw7hp3qokcU

Get a siphon and take it from your neighbors while they are sleeping pussy

...

Faggot link is broke

only 1 death confirmed from authorities

That's a good idea my neighbor is a retard anyway

Faggot link is broke

The femminist cunt was wrong, m8. only one confirmed fatality.

2*

Charleston here, Im readying my boat tomorrow for Right Wing Rescue Squads.

I recommend everyone with any salt to ready theirs. If it goes full Hugo on us, we will need them.

It was true that the PM said 1000, so the PM was just retarded

PM said 1,000 though

or, what "sounded like" 1,000. apparently the phone line was rough.

AMEN

see
she heard wrong and sent it up anyways.

Don't forget extra fuel, all the fueling stations near the coast will probably be fucked.

Is this Huracan a lesbian?

>Link is broke

Works fine for me. You must be the biggest faggot brainlets around.

Rip in peace. We shall overcome.

Faggot link is broke

No. She's going to work the shaft.

user is done rip

don't worry user it works for me fine

say hi debbie

Must be a faggot Gloomtube shitskin fan

>why does she have to be obese?

alright let me break it down for you fuckers. Irma is a fucking Category 5 hurricane, which means we are fetishizing a mass of cumulonimbus clouds, which are arguably the "t h i c c e s t" cloud formations in the entire world of clouds.

For crying out loud, not every chan has to cater to every user's personal attractions. Its about the meta.

Pic related, enjoy ur shitty Cirrus Skellinton waifu

Landfall in Puerto Rico!

Tons of Live Streams from the ground!

The Official Sup Forums Irma Happenings stream is LIVE!

/comfy/ guaranteed!

Join Us!
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw7hp3qokcU

Faggot link is broke

...

>these kids can't handle Irma-chan's curves
L O W
T E S T

OH BABY!

Was that even necessary?

he's attracted to heart failure, inability to walk a kilometer, shit stuck to asses because she can't reach to wipe, and puddles of sweat

she is hungry, give her the turkey. Let her become a radioactive super hurricane.

twitter.com/andjennings28/status/905547374021500928

>crossthread posting the same spam
SAD!

He's also attracted to being crushed to death by a 400lb ass.

how does it feel knowing (((they))) want to keep the storms going
youtube.com/watch?v=6tPOysgE_lA
youtube.com/watch?v=JYUT25Uqs0k&feature=youtu.be forget the HAARP machine, they figured it out without needing all in one machine.

Who isn't?

Florida. Heh heh.

+90% of the population.

+1 internets

cuddleworthy desu

needs more resilient Virgin Shed Kun shota

can't let u besmirch the name of Irmachan, senpai

>needs more resilient Virgin Shed Kun shota
I like the way you think, me bruddah.

we got two thread cause y'all can't figure this shit out

i had to defend my irma chan, I need to fuck her eye

...

>obvious manmade origin

So obvious it takes a 17 minute video to explain.

sonny, I wasn't even talking to you. I think that namefag shtick is messing with your head a bit.

Do you like being crushed by a 5 ton nigger ass?

The ICON model is showing the same path that was predicted a few days ago.
Irma will hit the bahamas and then jet north. It will not go any further south.
Keep watching that 90 degree jump all the way to North Carolina.
ventusky.com/?p=26.1;-71.3;5&l=wind&t=20170909/18&m=icon

...

>100% of homes totally destroyed
>miracle from heaven!

Its worth it, but youre in Italy so you dont give a fuck. Fellow burgers, please watch this I urge you, this is not even tinfoil tier its WTF tier

this is the future anprims want

Elsa Jean*

no.
Emily Jean.

Miami will be BTFO (NOT A FORECAST).

9 fucking hours and still no word on Barbuda other than it's fucked up sanpai

Yikes!

St Petersburg Floridafag here, ama or post titties
pic unrelated, it's a bird

i too believe that this is all man made and they actually started a war against trump. All these hurricanes came out of fucking nowhere, from the same fucking spot, took the same fucking route and so on. No suprise here if it turns out that we are stll in the cold war. This is indeed weather war, but how to fight back? Even if the truth is spread it doesnt change the behavior of normalfags. They stay in their little bubble and beleive what ever makes their reality safe, like escapism.

die, nigger

Prime minister fucking killed himself probably.

Fuckin flag.
Never fails.
Why do pirateposters love eating balls so much, user?

;)

cumdodging fucks had it coming, even at cat 4 they're fucked

Landfall in Puerto Rico!

Tons of Live Streams from the ground!

The Official Sup Forums Irma Happenings stream is LIVE!

/comfy/ guaranteed!

Join Us!


(P.S. The Link Isn't Broken)
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw7hp3qokcU

Gazi is that you?

>imblying i didn't have my thicc black redpilled ex-gf sit on my face regularly
my bad gramps, I just forgot to take the shit off jeez
i gotta go but I need someone from that thread to keep pushing for that rule 34 of irma chan either giving resilient shota virgin shed kun a hj in her lap, or pegging strong sturdy but still a virgin shed kun

all hope is on you

Thats not funny, my fucking cousin died that way

10/10 would breed white babies with.

18z GFS totally misses MIAMI.

Trumpkins BTFO

3k people still watching the st. croix stream lol

youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc

What the fuck is the guy doing? He went to the island to check it out like a couple hours ago. WTF? Why the media blackout? Is the whole island really killed?

Negative but thanks for the (you)

talking now on liberty radio

Alright faggots, I'm leaving SC on Friday, and going to VA. I am returning to SC Saturday evening.

How fucked is traffic going to be

This is now a bin watch thread

Uhuru Nigger

6 fuckeds

407/South Orlando here. What's the word? Is it time for PANIC or are we going to be okay?

Faggot link is broke

DAS RAYCIS

>ran out of gas while looking for gas