/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - flordia brace EDITION

ASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; heavy rain Puerto Rico
>Next reconnaissance at 5:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

businessinsider.com/hurricane-irma-2017-photos-of-damage-in-the-caribbean-2017-9
youtube.com/watch?v=6tPOysgE_lA
pscp.tv/josepoolitz/
youtube.com/watch?v=JREkqCvLzSo
nypost.com/2017/09/06/hurricane-irma-wipes-tiny-caribbean-island-off-the-map/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Anyone else having a hurricane party?

checked
i am having one
>who here /inthekeys/

>astebin

If drinking alone while watching streams on periscope counts as having a party, then yes.

it's an island you dumb nigger

If it hits me yeah, maybe

t. NCfagit

Of course!

How likely is it for the eyewall to hit Miami?

I understand they were on an island. They just should have driven to a safer island

100%

100%

You're already dead.

Look at me

I'm the topical tripfags now
Anyway, enough of that, where can I find all the thicc Irma-chan stuff so far?

Barbuda confirmed cleared of all life. It's our chance Sup Forums

>nevada
>no county

ree I collect those

Anyone else Miami here?
Brickell-The Roads user here

likely as you losing your virginity

Displacement to Argentina

I have some bad news user

POST YOUR /COMFY/ FACE

If eye wall hits Miami , God is a confirmed trump voter. digits

doesnt matter..if your in Miami im in the keys..its going to be hype

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businessinsider.com/hurricane-irma-2017-photos-of-damage-in-the-caribbean-2017-9

>t. flyover
The people dead are the one's stuck in traffic. Houses built after 92 are built like nuclear bunkers.

904 checking in. Am I gonna make it anons?

Barbuda loot crew?

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>OP doesn't have the comfy Sup Forums stream where we watch puerto rico die in real time
OP will forever be a faggot.

THIS - IS - NOT - A - DRILL

HURRICANES ARE MAN MADE
youtube.com/watch?v=6tPOysgE_lA
SPREAD THIS AND GET FOCUSED TO DESTROY THE SHADOW GOV

here have a shitty edit

The bad part waits for Virginia.

Time to what? Build a white ethnostate on an island that will be destroyed again next year?

Go ahead.

mate, we're absolutely getting buttfucked with no lube.

Okay, this time let's not derail this thread with Hurricane Irma fat fetish porn. Can we prevent the Waifufags from destroying this thread? Can we atleast talk about it without it being derailed. It'd be highly appreciated.

MAN MADE HURRICANES
MANUFACTURED FROM AFRICA

Kekistan Island Republic

Communication tower broke.

>HAM going silent

pscp.tv/josepoolitz/

Gonna stream once more before it gets dark

North Easterner here
how north will this fucker go

>People are panicking like its the end of the world around here
>Stores have no water, batteries.
>Near impossible to find gas.
>Propane and tanks dont exist.


fucking idiots.
we're expected to get a ton of rain and like 25-30mph wind. we get that shit at least once a week during the summer.


see attached

Fellow Florida anons. Where the fuck are you going to evacuate. This thing is going to clean out Florida South to North. There is no gas, water, plywood to board up. The highways out of here are clogged up. People are being stranded on the highway from no fuel. We are in a state of emergency, send help.

God fucking dammit cant this hurricane move any fucking faster Im running out of patience my fucking gf dumped me and my life is stagnant I want to see some HELL and I want to see it NOW!

100%

M8, that is some next level autism

My last 2 digits will tell you user.

How long have you lived here user? hurricanes never fuck up jax dude.

YEAAA BOI IM READY. BRING IT

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sounds like your life is already hell user

Miamians voted for Trump.

Listen, there is no reason to run from u-... the hurricanes. I promise theyre just going to cause mild rainfall. We already got what we wanted from Barbuda. Miami is fine and there is nothing to worry about

Stop hogging the shitpost spotlight :(

RIP PUERTO RICO

just look at your life

I'm gonna fucking die

Fug

Looks like the worse missed high and to the right

>9 hours ago go into wine cellar
>Irma eye goes directly over your Island
>house blown apart
>water starts pouring into the cellar
>die of hypothermia

RIP Branson

>pscp.tv/josepoolitz/
So has the storm pass you or is it still coming?

is it over in British Virgin Islands?

It's happening. Ur fucked.

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m8 don't you know, this is comfy season, ya gotta get comfy with us and watch the hurricane destroy hundreds of thousands of lives in real time while laughing your ass off that it sucks to be them.

If you think living in Houston is a fly over area then yea sure.

Evacuating is the stupid decision. Look at what happened with Rita. If you're in a strong building, hunker down and ride it out. If not, seek shelter.

Branson is faking his death to avoid pizzagate

i'm in the national guard so i literally get to stay behind and clean up the aftermath. we are preparing days in advance.

Gud thing I got muh Blue Ridge and Allegany mountains.

No they didn't

F.

Fucking solid plan

you want me to stop posting this video? I wonder who is behind this post?

F

>stormsurge
>under the house

I bought a bunch of supplies and have plenty of alcohol and my 2 roommates decided evacuate and now i'm here alone.

They went north and i'm on the west coast.

Yeah I do, as explained by a texan.
youtube.com/watch?v=JREkqCvLzSo

Alright guys advice time: my wife and I live with our kids in Orlando. It looks like the track keeps changing between us getting hit hard and us not getting hit at all. I have plane tickets booked for them to get out on Saturday afternoon and go up and stay with her parents. If I cancel today, I can get my money back. I don't want to cancel and then the hurricane cause me to lose power and be stuck with these annoying children with no power, but I also don't want to waste the money and send them away if the storm isn't even going to come here. What should I do?

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I'm ready for this shit got my shutters, guns, water, and fuel. Shitskins always prepare too late not me nigger

Vault boy

>its real

nypost.com/2017/09/06/hurricane-irma-wipes-tiny-caribbean-island-off-the-map/

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321 Space Coast-fag here
Brevard barrier island hurricane party is still a GO

mandatory evac was issued. i've loved going through a couple dozen in my life while the women shit their pants, but, this one may be the one, user. maybe im just losing my cool cause i finally own a house on the water. how bout you? you in a decent structure?

Storm surge is going to flood us out. But at this point I have to agree with you. I have to face this hurricane head on.

How will you survive once the hurricane sweeps through. Do you have boats or humvees that will be protected?

Those were the sudacas, transplants, and jews which heavily outnumber cubans.

No more prepwork only pain.

Holy crap.
Local news just said that there are 15 construction cranes in Miami that could collapse. The companies have no intention of lowering or disassembling them, and are hoping that the "tops spin like weather-vanes".

FUN TIMES!

Buy extra life insurance and leave them there

I am alone and in swfl.. just embrace the pain

Play safe, send them off.

>big city
>still 33% trump
that's really fucking high

Kendall here. I might be ordered to evacuate tomorrow morning, I'm on the C side of a C/D surge zone border.

Daily reminder that flood insurance never pays out

Well I don't live in the first floor. Seek a friend with a taller building.

Looks like a good time to me.

Also whoever's desktop that is needs to be cleaned up asap. Use folders you plebs.

fucking kek