Package thiefs

How do we deal with this degeneracy?
Arresting them does nothing, they go right back. Slap on wrist at best.

Live in a whiter area, promote white nationalism.

We need to consult Ted Kaczynski for pointers

Thats YT: FadedHolySoldier

How about not leaving valuable shit unattended on your porch.

doesn't matter
ultra white, high income area
fucktards follow ups trucks around and steal
they know ppl ordering high end shit

death penalty

Mail yourself some dynamite. Have them pick it up. Detonate your property.

Have a wife at home to recieve deliveries. Or a husband in your case.

Use a PO box

buy a huge box of dildoes.

Forced labor delivering packages and mail.

When you live in a country where you have to work for a living, you can't always be home to get packages

I'm not worried about myself. What should society do with these faggots?

ha who would do that
ha ha
what an absurd thing
ha

i've been pondering on this exact question op
here's what ive worked out

>bait package right at your front door
>make sure it's prominent enough to be tempting, maybe order something like computer parts with an obvious logo
>have line of sight on package, be sitting right on the front door
>no cameras or recordings of any kind
>the minute he grabs the package, open the door and rush him (would work best with outward opening door)
>open the door with one hand
>in the other is a pistol
>he reflexively drops the package and grabs at you to ward you off
>scream help help at the top of your lungs
>bury the pistol into his sternum, center mass and empty it point blank
>if he falls, fall with him and continue firing
>call the police
>help help police
>what is your emergency
>man just tried to steal my package, when i confronted him he grabbed me
>fearing for my life, i shot him
>oh god i think he's dead
>calm down sir, what is your location
>x x x user drive, im providing first aid but please hurry...

nigger hate thread?

Leave traps on your porch

Cops don't care if you have their faces on tape they rarely investigate but do sometimes get lucky

>put bomb in old amazon box
>set to go off once it loses your wifi signal
>set up camera for lols

Booby trapped packages for lols

Unleashed dog

Rig is so that a blank fires wjen the package is removed.

If they are smart, they'll run. Of they are dumb, they stick around long enough for you to take aim.

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Put an angry midget in a box and get the popcorn

Too many cameras.
Not happening in NYC and other urban areas.
NYC can't carry and has limited castle doctrine.

why is it even normal to leave mail outside a house?

>be neet
>watch security cam live feed all day
>have lots of guns

I'd advise pulling him into your home before firing. Not all states are Texas tier

Homebound native land initiative, where we send American empowered POC to strengthen other regions of the world. Would be really nice to see them improve africa.

A registry? I don't understand why there isn't a registry of thieves they never change.

That eliminates the entire purpose of ordering shit online.

Get an FFL and have receivers shipped to you.
When they get stolen, report them to the ATF with video evidence. They'll move heaven and earth to raid them and shoot their dog and set their home on fire with flashbangs.

>MFW get arrested and sued for hurting faggot thief

>living in NYC

this sounds like the kind of thing that would work, but then some meddling kids and their dog would prevent you from getting away with

Where else do you out large packages?

they would probably just sell em desu

Saw this on youtube. Great idea

But isnt a federal crime to fuck with your mails?
It was my understanding that packages send by mail are also protected under the law.

in normal countries they take it back or drop it off at a neighbor. this shit is unacceptable.

Yeah, and in civilised countries the postman takes the package back to the distribution center for you to go pick it up

>american
>white
you're funny, user!

This is a great idea

idk man - that's a good question. it just is.

They don't have mail boxes in your shit country? Everyone has a mail shoot?

It's your private property on your private property. They stole your property. Too bad they're an idiot and didn't read the fine print that said the package contained high doses of plutonium it cyanide

This. Lessons need to be learned.

>murder someone while pretending to scream for help
Amerijews in a nutshell

>distribution center for you to go pick it up
Yea because I want to drive fucking 1.5 hours to get my $20 amazon shit from some niggers running the FedEx store.

Poorfag can't afford proper defense if this would happen.

>Nigger York Shitty

>Live in Florida
>Shoot them

>take it back or drop it off at a neighbor
I'd be fucking pissed if they did either of those.

>tfw they steal the package but it just contained another box

It should be a federal offense, just like stealing mail out of someones mailbox

Have the package delivered to a place where someone is, not where so one is. They can't steal what isn't left out.

I had to because I had packages go missing from my box on the riad. Was thinking about putting a polymailer filled with shitty underwear in my mail box and waiting for someone to take it

they don't get in trouble? looks like i've got me a new hobby

nope its just your precious electric and water bill

Cost of coming back isn't worth the insurance on losing item.

Use a parcel locker and pick up the package instead of it being left outside your house.

t. Muhammed Osama Jaffar al Baghdadi Barbosa

Shoot them?

I mean, if you're expecting a package and aren't home, you aren't going to pull up your live feed and stare at it until you get home...so you would have no way to know when it was taken without the random delivery boy setting the box precisely in your boobie trapped porch and not setting the trap off himself.

If you're not a nigger, you can get your neighbour to watch it / move it out back so it's not seen.

>>x x x user drive, im providing first aid but please hurry...

this.
i can either write down a location (garage, under my car or whatever ) for the delivery online, or they take it to the nearest station and you can pick it up.

Leave instructions for your delivery driver to put packages in specific, well hidden places instead of right on the front porch.

No user.
Federal law protects the content of your mails.

Now, if this can be used to protect "products" I dont know.

But this dont apply only to bills, of that Im sure.

I often ask them to leave package at the post office 5 minutes away

>Fake boxes
>Rig prepaid phones to record & take pics
>GPS too
>Auto Upload
>Doxx and destroy faggots life

try fake booby trapped packeges

>be neighbor
>get call
>hey anoneighbor, can you go over to my-
Click

Just lace the fake deliver boxes with some very lethal poison which can easily be made at home for cheap. Google it for step by step instructions plz no v8

>t. Hernando Daquan Goldbergstein

Yea it is - no one ever said they were weighing consequences.

Move to withe place.
For 6 years on Cape Code, in upper middle class neighborhood I never saw such thing, never thought its possible to be that low too..

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Which closes at 5, when I leave work, how convenient.

>Fake boxes
yeah i dont see how anyone could afford a real box

I thought stealing mail was a federal crime?

Just get a fucking post office box and have your mail sent there, or to the carriers distro center depending on shipper.

Not a political thread, stupid nigger OP.

Put ziploc bags of sugar
>Get DEA on faggots ass for cocaine

Booby traps are against the law you moron.

>Sorry we don't ship to PO boxes
What now

Security or convenience, choose one.

This would be a good solution

Crime is very political, we care deeply about our communities and would like to see criminals brought to justice/removed.

>convenience
That one

Leave a bunch of leaky vials containing white power with huge biohazard signs.

>political cuz cops do shit about this

Mail yourself a bomb. Problem solved.

Im not gonna sit inside all day. Coat the box in some of that industrial grade pideon glue or whatever. Rig the box to realease a shit load of bees or pepper spray and cause tripping wires to come out of your stairs.

Go out and fire a paintball gun at him full of powerded glass and aids blood balls.

Don't get your valuable shit just left at your door. Either make sure someone is hope or else get it delivered to your work. Best to insist on a signature. These are basic skills, OP. Try not being retarded about mail deliveries.

Maybe actually have a legal system that jails Criminals

>meanwhile, in america

>another big city faggot can't comprehend that life exists outside of his bubble

cool dude

>mfw I forget that I mailed myself a bomb and open it to see what cool thing I got

You're probably retarded then. They take it back to their depot, you idiot. After that you can make an appointment when you want to get it delivered the second time or you can pick it up at a post office. And if you like having your mail stolen by niggers because you're too autistic to ask your neighbor for it, then you might as well kill yourself.

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>Bees
MFW "Man dies of bee stings after robbing the wrong package"

Not if you put up warning signs. Something as simple as "Package thieves will be shot and killed if you remove any items from my porch" sets a nice tone as well.

t. guy who booby-trapped his Trump 2016 signs after the 3rd time they were stolen and didn't give a fuck about how pissed the libtard was who got coated in Sticky Trap glue

No delivery company in the UK just leaves shit outside. Would be retarded.
Also, send to work.