REMINDER THAT PIZZAGATE AND MUH WHITE WEMEN THREADS ARE SHILL TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A...

REMINDER THAT PIZZAGATE AND MUH WHITE WEMEN THREADS ARE SHILL TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A SOLAR STORM OF CATASTROPHIC PROPORTIONS, READY YOUR CUNTS GUYS, IT'S GONNA BE A HARD ONE.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pQXu4JmbvzU
youtu.be/V4iUe8gHMrk
youtube.com/watch?v=lSxdj2gwWZU
youtube.com/watch?v=AEVAQosJKpc
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/september2014/F-2012-21691WEP/DOC_0C05602802/C05602802.pdf
wise.wisefoundation.com/
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/6-FY2014/F-2012-22976/DOC_0C17479717/C17479717.pdf
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/StateChile3/000058D9.pdf
gizmodo.com/what-would-happen-if-a-massive-solar-storm-hit-the-eart-1724650105
unvis.it/gizmodo.com/what-would-happen-if-a-massive-solar-storm-hit-the-eart-1724650105
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Shameless self-bump

I agree but why would the shills do that?

Prevent public chimpout while they bunker and store (((goods)))

What will you do when NOTHING HAPPENS like always?

The flares were nothing major, why would we have a big solar storm?

A x9.3 with cme heading right at us is pretty major

>get original flags again
>leafs, poos, turkroaches and swedes suddenly get RARE
>Serb 18 hour a day leftist shill disappears
>all the hardcore leftists in every thread are the "new" old flags now

hmmmmmmmmm

I stand corrected. That happened after I last looked.

>tfw the solar storm is reported as a Nork emp

Ya the little one came out then that fucker exploded a couple hours later, spooky shit.

It was actually upgraded to a 10. Prepare for earthquakes and niggers noggin in the street
A lot of us may lose our lives in this happening.

When and where is it supposed to hit

Everywhere actually

No escapes.

People in previous threads were saying that it's nothing and only africa was affected. Are you guys saying that there was ANOTHER one?

And also between right now and friday. Most likely in the middle of the night if you live on the east coast USA.

The first was a 2.2. The second is 9.3
Most of africa wont notice anything besides maybe a few minor quakes and auroras

What exactly does this entail and what can be done to prepare?

Wheres the evidence? Why should I believe some random person saying crazy stuff?

Stock up on basic supplies and maybe a few batteries. Not much you can do
are you living under a rock or some shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=pQXu4JmbvzU

Bpearthwatch claims it's a 10+ with confirmed cme

digits and it happens tomorrow

so in 1958 when an even worse storm happened they could see the northern lights from mexico
will i be able to see the norn lights from pennsylvania this time? or would i have to go to the red area?

Solar flares aren't new. Will you admit you're an idiot when nothing happens? When do you think this will happen? Please get out your calendar and circle that date, then come back here and make a thread saying "I'm a gullible fucking idiot". I'll see you then sweetie.

I am going to need a rundown

M8 do a quick search, it's actually happening

I NEED A RUNDOWN

youtu.be/V4iUe8gHMrk

No bullshit, can someone explain what this will realistically do?

Give us a QRD. I've been into happenings since 2006 and it literally never happens. Solar Flares electrical grid going down is one of the oldest ones in the book. In 10 years when someone makes the same thread you'd probably agree.

90% of humanity dead within a year lad if all the grid got fried.

>solar storm is about to hit the Earth
>drumpfets will still deny climat change

Yea ok dude you keep saying that. Don't complain to Mr.Shekelstiens (((power)) Co. when your shit turns off and you aren't prepared for the worst.

well i live near amish folk so if my electronics get fucked i'll just head west on my horse and start a new life

I've always been prepared. Are you even armed bud? Tonight when nothing happens you'll feel stupid (hopefully) and even if it does you probably are a poorfag with no preperations.

what the actual fuck are you implying you literal imbecil

Fake news

whats a solar storm?

Fug I don't even have much food stocked up or guns. Should I at least go get some shit from the 24 hour supermarket to be safe? I live in the mid-east US and we almost never get earthquakes or anything.

it's nothing guys
there is nothing here
it's fake
solar storm wont do anything

>This kills the civilization.

kys desu

Oh my venus earth AND mars are lined up MAGNETICALLY! It's HAPPENING! Notice the magnetic fields PUSHING and BULGING UP? THE HEAVENS ARE SHAKING, and I AM TOO!

When it happens, just reset your modem. Easy fix.

No time

Solar flares aren't the meme civilization enders everyone thinks they are. One caused some telegraph lines to fry in the 1800's and some Canadian city lost power some time ago. Even a large one isn't going to fry cars or anything that's turned off, I highly doubt it'd even take out most of the U.S. power grid. So turn off your pc's for a while and enjoy the aurora if you see them.

fucking waste

Whoops, wrong picture. My bad.

Ok, it's confirmed happening

There's no civilization in the red zone. Crisis averted?

RIP AFROEURABIA
ALSO BEST TIME TO GET PAST SECURITY

literally europe

"These kind of events are just part of living with a star," Steenburgh added.

Just part and parcel.

SO WHICH IS IT?!

...

youtube.com/watch?v=lSxdj2gwWZU

no time to waste

God lays the final strike on europe.

I don't understand. The thing was detected hours ago. Shouldn't it have already hit us?

Solar storms have never done anything.

The signals are all there

>heavy shill sliding of threads about this
>nothing to be seem in the MSM and (((jewditt)))
>World elites totally silent
>Nasa buffering data so information will come delayed

There is a God.

Guys, my TV won't display a list of channels or showtimes anymore, the information is blank.

Kansas City, MO region.

It's not LIGHT you dumbass, it's a storm.

It will take 5 hours to hit us.

Kim Jong Il one or two days ago threatened to destroy our grid with an EMP. Interesting timing.

Humans dont deserve to exist on Earth anyways.

No joke. Washington DC is on lockdown. Tons of black helicopters

it takes 7 minutes to hit us. OP is predicting the event, not reporting the event.

PIZZAGATE IS FUCKING REAL YOU OBVIOUS SHILL LMAO>

my internet is almost not working

reset your modem

youtube.com/watch?v=AEVAQosJKpc

New Delhi report connecting HUMAN TRAFFICKING with PIZZA PARLORS
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/september2014/F-2012-21691WEP/DOC_0C05602802/C05602802.pdf
This just mentions that previously trafficked victims are employed at NGO pizza parlors:
CLOSE TO 1,000 TRAFFICKING VICTIMS HAVE BEEN RETURNED
TO ANDHRA PRADESH FOR REHABILITATION, MOSTLY FROM DELHI,
MUMBAI, GOA AND PUNE. ANOTHER 400 VICTIMS ARE EXPECTED TO BE
REPATRIATED. BETWEEN APRIL/JUNE 2003, 74 GIRLS WERE RESCUED
FROM DELHI AND GOA BROTHELS AND BROUGHT BACK TO THE
HYDERABAD NGO PRAJWALA, WHICH WORKS WITH A NETWORK OF RURAL
NGOS TO COORDINATE REHABILITATION PLANS. THE STATE
GOVERNMENT HAS PROVIDED RS. 1,500 ($33.33) TO EACH OF THE 62
GIRLS. THE GOVERNMENT ALSO SUPPORTS THE INTERNATIONAL
ORGANIZATION FOR MIGRATION/AMUL DAIRY COOPERATIVE'S 4 PIZZA
PARLORS, WHERE 21 TRAFFICKED VICTIMS ARE EMPLOYED AT RS.
3,000 PER MONTH

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PIZZA CONFIRMED WISE Foundation (Minervan owl imagery?) emails mentioning PIZZA
wise.wisefoundation.com/
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/6-FY2014/F-2012-22976/DOC_0C17479717/C17479717.pdf
1978 Chile scan menitoning PIZZA
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/StateChile3/000058D9.pdf
New Delhi report connecting HUMAN TRAFFICKING with PIZZA PARLORS
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/september2014/F-2012-21691WEP/DOC_0C05602802/C05602802.pdf


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YA THINK YA HOT SHIT DONTCHA?

fuck...

what in the fuck do solar flares have to do with climate change you incredible retard

Light = Energy = Solar Flare

>kekistani flag
>shill diploma

user, I don't think it takes that long for energy from the sun to get to us.

>pizzagate is a slide thread.
>verified kiddie fucker.

That's what the (((experts))) are saying
youtube.com/watch?v=pQXu4JmbvzU

Watch this guys stuff for all you need to know

gizmodo.com/what-would-happen-if-a-massive-solar-storm-hit-the-eart-1724650105

tl;dr:

Solar flares don't do THAT much to us, it's not the end-all happening want.

What's the worst and best case scenario here??

Please archive or screenshot unvis.it/gizmodo.com/what-would-happen-if-a-massive-solar-storm-hit-the-eart-1724650105

Hey guys, just wanted to ask a quick question if u guys dont mind lol. Today at 5 am, I slept at an open parking lot in my car, when all of sudden there was a huge fucking flash of light coming from the sun straight at my face, I was wondering, am I gonna get super powers like superman or am I gonna end up like those chernobyl kids? this was in chicago btw

"average" CME will take 12-48 hrs to reach earth

8.5 minutes at maximum velocity.

fastest CME was around 3000 km/s which would have taken between 13 and 15 min

No.

so everything I hate is going to get hit by this solar storm?

Idk but some are saying the radiation heat could supercharge Irma, cool stuff yo

I'm in the 816 and my stuff is working.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

>gizmodo.com/what-would-happen-if-a-massive-solar-storm-hit-the-eart-1724650105

Did you even read it lad?

"a Carrington-sized storm today could spell disaster."

"It’s hard to overstate just how much this would uproot our lives. The lights would of course go out, as would the internet, and any device that draws current from the wall. In places with electronically-controlled municipal water supplies — like most modern cities — toilets and sewage treatment systems would stop working. Heating and air conditioning would fail. Perishable food and medication would be lost. ATMs would be useless. Gas pumps would go offline. And so forth."

"Some of these effects could last years, and they’d be felt globally."

"It’s hard to fathom the social consequences of billions of power-hungry humans suddenly being pulled off the grid, but I think we can all agree it wouldn’t be pretty.

>don't do that much

It already cleared up. 816? Belton, Raymore, Grandview? Belton over here.

you have to reset your modem, and nothing

Up north, St. Joseph.

All the majority white countries are being hit for the most part.

Really makes me think

It also says nothing much happens in the article. I think what they're talking about is a full on, mega-X class flare.

Pretty sure we've had severe X class flares in the past 25, 50 years and we're all still here.


Stay safe, user.

This.

should i just an hero now?

Best case some sexy aroura in the sky and a few grid transformers go down, minor power disruptions.

Worst case every electronic device shits itself permanently, the world goes back to the stone age, the magnetosphere sheds and everyone dies from solar-wind induced cancers.

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