RUNDOWN ======== >[Hurricane continues to charge] >Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+ >Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900 >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
Get to high elevation if you think your place will be flooded.
Asher Clark
Y-yes Senpai
Alexander Carter
fuck, wish it would go and hit new orleans
Alexander Kelly
904 NIGGERS REPORT IN EAST ARLINGTON NO FLOOD ZONE MASTERRACE REPORTING
Henry Walker
First for dead Floridians who think they're too tough to bail. See you on the missing persons board, moron.
Isaac White
The chickens have safely been evacuated from Key West
John Smith
Also bring water with you. or something with sugar
Bentley Wood
Gonna pull a Matthew lads. Don't get excited.
Xavier Lee
Maybe you floridia fags shouldn't have sucked all those dicks afterall?!
Sebastian Sullivan
reposting this:
in all honesty most of Florida isn't going to get hit with anything more than category 2 winds. I will be genuinely surprised if it's anything worse than that.
it's literally Matthew 2.0 all over again, weather shills on this board trying to scare people into spending money at the store. Governor Rick Scott declaring a state of emergency and telling people to prepare 5-6 days before the fucking hurricane is even POSSIBLY going to hit. it's all a big con and it worked too, millions of people went out and spent money they didn't need to spend on bullshit supplies because the news scared them into doing so. go look at the wind speeds, it's 60-70mph TOPS for Florida at surface level. those 185mph winds are the winds 1000ft above us, who cares.
Jeremiah Bell
westside jax here. I have no fear of my house but I REALLY don't wanna lose power. JEA took a fucking week after Matthew
Brayden Clark
>tfw in Indiana
Henry Green
Jokes on you. No one will notice if Im gone
Matthew Evans
lol
Charles Miller
Going surfing Monday morning during the torrential down pour. Can't miss these 15 footers /brah/
Brody Lee
>Tfw racist gator squads thin the population after Irma hits
im saint aug, but still. subtle kek at the DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
Landon Richardson
Rick Scott said the Nat'l Guard is going to assist with getting power back on. I imagine that will facilitate things quite a bit taking it away from the union fuckhole overtime-milking contractors and shit.
Daniel Long
Nothing's going to happen. Lived in this state for 40 years. Always the most hyped up shut ends up being small winds and some rain
t. 62 year old Florida Sup Forumsak
Austin Moore
Its a category 5 hurricane and has a high chance of making land fall somewhere in Florida. Yea we dont know where it could hit but that's why its a good idea for everyone in south/central florida to be prepared. There's nothing wrong with being stocked up with non perishable food and water you autistic retard
Adrian Morris
The only happening is when TECO fucks up and shits down the grid for a week.
Nathan Ross
COCK O C K
Jace Cox
i'd enjoy that
Caleb Ward
FLORIDA BROS REPORT IN
/813/ here, getting comfy in /whitechase/
Cameron Gomez
this, this city needs to be eradicated
Bentley Price
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Wyatt Bennett
Ive been away, any updates of barbuda and puerto rico? How bad was the destruction. Broward countyfag here btw.
Hunter Cruz
You wanna know how I can tell you're LARPing?
Levi Davis
Reminder that they are predicting a 20-30ft storm surge
>National Guard is going to assist with the gun grab and shooting little old ladies holed up in their homes
John Martin
THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST
Alexander Ward
Kek
Austin Ross
>Work for walmart >Manager literally gloats about how much profit they're getting from hurricane sales Please wipe these goddamn jews off the planet, Irma
Parker Wilson
that nigga is mesozoic
Andrew Phillips
>Corporal Cletus will restore our power with his turrist killing skills
Henry Green
You niggers hyped me up for this? Fucking bastards.
Jason Morgan
I bet you voted for BLAHNOLD GRUMPF
Noah Mitchell
Ask a florida man who just lost his insurance because his roof was too old anything.
Short answer yes I am fucked and yes I am a felon
Xavier Wood
/561/ standing by... Heavily fortified and ready to go
Hudson Davis
its all your fault, fruitbowls!
Luis Allen
That's all this is. You cannot find bottled water anywhere within 100 miles and I'm not even in florida.
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Chase King
>gun grab Maybe in Miami, and I'd be fine with that. We prestigious white-majority cities will be left alone and treated with privilege.
Nicholas Taylor
Where is the I4 eyesore???
Samuel Gray
Can someone explain to me why the lower pressure is relevant? Does that mean it's able to move faster/more intense
Benjamin Howard
barbuda is mainly destroyed something like 80% of buildings im not sure on puerto rico
Luis Richardson
Well not much else to do if the power's out
Ayden Nelson
It's not Irma's fault. (((They))) already know Irma isn't going to do shit. You can't even trust the weather report anymore, it's all to make money off people. Capitalism has truly corrupted everything. There is no such thing as "news" anymore, no honest reporting, everything has an ulterior motive now to sucker people into spending money.
Jackson Bailey
>have DSLR camera >better have my friend take the photo with their phone!
Dylan Rivera
Why do retards spend money on water? Isn't there gonna be water all over? Fucking dumbasses
Thomas Allen
Enjoy your tornados & cornfields faggot
Noah Turner
Arlington reporting in. Lets get comfy boys
Ayden Powell
So how much steam does this bad boy have exactly? After Florida, how long/far will it go?
Jason Anderson
I'll add that.
Jose Rogers
I'll be the autist with the waifu surfboard
Wyatt Flores
>more intense generally
Gabriel Wood
I'm hyped up because of these threads, and now I want this shit to happen TO SEE WHAT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENS
Gabriel Price
>yfw Irma just clips Miami and Mar a Lago before unloading completely on South Carolina
Henry Richardson
Holy shit dude, relax
Jordan Anderson
The path along the east hits a lot of people
Andrew Hall
>Barbuda is all but annihilated Poor bastards
Juan Campbell
Probably carolinas after pic related
Nathan James
>everyone in every branch of the military is a front-line grunt Guess you didn't make the cut.
Easton Fisher
Whoa I'm st Aug too. On the river but I might have to evacuate and take my mom to Georgia. Fun times ahead!
Dylan Garcia
BARBUDA BAHAMA COME ON BABY MOMMA
Jayden Lee
I'm ready for Irma to blast hot winds and rain all over my face and chest here in SC
Ian Bennett
>clips
Colton Gray
kek
Benjamin Myers
What are you dumb? That's what management does, they care about sales.
Brandon Morgan
National Guard infantryman here. Called up for Friday. We all suck at our job. Don't rely on us. I'm not kidding.
Levi Smith
>this is what you actually believe
you should be very scared of the police and the national guard, they will quite literally kick down your door with guns drawn, no warrant needed. oh and remember no quartering troops without permission? they violated that one too.
don't trust the police or national guard they are not your friend. they'll take your $2000 rifle and you'll never get it back
they went through RICH white communities and stole their shit. then the National Guardsman says "hurr I'd hate to shoot an American", yet it was verified these cunts were going through peoples homes pointing guns at people and killing people
>occupied a church with a note because they couldnt get permission from the pastor
these people are tools of the government and they WILL kill you
Adrian Allen
Praying for it to skip FL entirely and crash NYC with no survivors
Ethan Peterson
He isn't fucking wrong. I haven't met one single person with an original idea as to what they should do when the storm comes. They just gobble up the propaganda and think their lives are at stake as far north as where I am in Florida
t. 904
Nathan Miller
Daily reminder Florida is the only state in the US where the further north you go, the further south you get.
Luke Sullivan
/305/ reporting in. White guy in niggerland. I hope these niggers get rekt and I'll go down with them
Liam Perry
this is the imagery I will always recall about this event, come what may.
What do fuck do facilities that house large amounts of people do when shit like this happens and evacuation is necessary. >nursing homes >boarding schools and especially >prisons and jails super maxes and house hundreds right?
what about pet stores and animal shelters? Just curious as to what they do regarding any facility that houses life.
David Nguyen
lel.. Only a photographer would notice shitty cell phone pics.. Cheers muh man