/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - THE THREE FATES EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
youtube.com/watch?v=aofxua14K70
express.co.uk/news/weather/850920/Hurricane-Irma-Storm-Surge-Miami-Florida-warning-update
youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
youtube.com/watch?v=PKkUG1F2JiI
youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for Jews.

Get to high elevation if you think your place will be flooded.

Y-yes Senpai

fuck, wish it would go and hit new orleans

904 NIGGERS REPORT IN
EAST ARLINGTON NO FLOOD ZONE MASTERRACE REPORTING

First for dead Floridians who think they're too tough to bail. See you on the missing persons board, moron.

The chickens have safely been evacuated from Key West

Also bring water with you. or something with sugar

Gonna pull a Matthew lads. Don't get excited.

Maybe you floridia fags shouldn't have sucked all those dicks afterall?!

reposting this:

in all honesty most of Florida isn't going to get hit with anything more than category 2 winds. I will be genuinely surprised if it's anything worse than that.

it's literally Matthew 2.0 all over again, weather shills on this board trying to scare people into spending money at the store. Governor Rick Scott declaring a state of emergency and telling people to prepare 5-6 days before the fucking hurricane is even POSSIBLY going to hit. it's all a big con and it worked too, millions of people went out and spent money they didn't need to spend on bullshit supplies because the news scared them into doing so. go look at the wind speeds, it's 60-70mph TOPS for Florida at surface level. those 185mph winds are the winds 1000ft above us, who cares.

westside jax here. I have no fear of my house but I REALLY don't wanna lose power. JEA took a fucking week after Matthew

>tfw in Indiana

Jokes on you. No one will notice if Im gone

lol

Going surfing Monday morning during the torrential down pour. Can't miss these 15 footers /brah/

>Tfw racist gator squads thin the population after Irma hits

Good luck, Florida-user....

youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

My moms friend is a chicken farmer in Florida. We were thinking about the logistics of moving said chickens.

Real cool pic, thanks for this gonna go show my mom.

What have the Jew created???
Why are they doing this to us ...

im also 904, i feel ya dude. you gonna hit these waves monday morning though?

Someone cap this along with an image of Irma typing at a computer. Thanks

when does it start?

ANYONE IN MIAMI?

We need video of this.

Who /DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLL/ here?

DONT LISTEN TO THE NAYSAYERS, Tampabros, it could still go through the middle of Florida or even the West coast

Check it youtube.com/watch?v=aofxua14K70

Whats on the menu, anons?

When will Irma be renamed to Cirno?

so tempted to throw them like footballs

Beaches in

>it's literally Matthew 2.0 all over again
this desu

skip to 6:49 youtube.com/watch?v=aofxua14K70

That is absolutely amazing user. Saved.

im saint aug, but still. subtle kek at the DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Rick Scott said the Nat'l Guard is going to assist with getting power back on. I imagine that will facilitate things quite a bit taking it away from the union fuckhole overtime-milking contractors and shit.

Nothing's going to happen. Lived in this state for 40 years. Always the most hyped up shut ends up being small winds and some rain

t. 62 year old Florida Sup Forumsak

Its a category 5 hurricane and has a high chance of making land fall somewhere in Florida. Yea we dont know where it could hit but that's why its a good idea for everyone in south/central florida to be prepared. There's nothing wrong with being stocked up with non perishable food and water you autistic retard

The only happening is when TECO fucks up and shits down the grid for a week.

COCK
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i'd enjoy that

FLORIDA BROS REPORT IN

/813/ here, getting comfy in /whitechase/

this, this city needs to be eradicated

...

Ive been away, any updates of barbuda and puerto rico? How bad was the destruction. Broward countyfag here btw.

You wanna know how I can tell you're LARPing?

Reminder that they are predicting a 20-30ft storm surge

express.co.uk/news/weather/850920/Hurricane-Irma-Storm-Surge-Miami-Florida-warning-update

>National Guard is going to assist with the gun grab and shooting little old ladies holed up in their homes

THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST

Kek

>Work for walmart
>Manager literally gloats about how much profit they're getting from hurricane sales
Please wipe these goddamn jews off the planet, Irma

that nigga is mesozoic

>Corporal Cletus will restore our power with his turrist killing skills

You niggers hyped me up for this? Fucking bastards.

I bet you voted for BLAHNOLD GRUMPF

Ask a florida man who just lost his insurance because his roof was too old anything.

Short answer yes I am fucked and yes I am a felon

/561/ standing by... Heavily fortified and ready to go

its all your fault, fruitbowls!

That's all this is. You cannot find bottled water anywhere within 100 miles and I'm not even in florida.

ST MARTIN CONFIRMED RAILED ON STREAM

what about the shit though

youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

ITS HAPPENING

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>gun grab
Maybe in Miami, and I'd be fine with that. We prestigious white-majority cities will be left alone and treated with privilege.

Where is the I4 eyesore???

Can someone explain to me why the lower pressure is relevant? Does that mean it's able to move faster/more intense

barbuda is mainly destroyed something like 80% of buildings im not sure on puerto rico

Well not much else to do if the power's out

It's not Irma's fault. (((They))) already know Irma isn't going to do shit. You can't even trust the weather report anymore, it's all to make money off people. Capitalism has truly corrupted everything. There is no such thing as "news" anymore, no honest reporting, everything has an ulterior motive now to sucker people into spending money.

>have DSLR camera
>better have my friend take the photo with their phone!

Why do retards spend money on water? Isn't there gonna be water all over? Fucking dumbasses

Enjoy your tornados & cornfields faggot

Arlington reporting in. Lets get comfy boys

So how much steam does this bad boy have exactly? After Florida, how long/far will it go?

I'll add that.

I'll be the autist with the waifu surfboard

>more intense
generally

I'm hyped up because of these threads, and now I want this shit to happen TO SEE WHAT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENS

>yfw Irma just clips Miami and Mar a Lago before unloading completely on South Carolina

Holy shit dude, relax

The path along the east hits a lot of people

>Barbuda is all but annihilated
Poor bastards

Probably carolinas after pic related

>everyone in every branch of the military is a front-line grunt
Guess you didn't make the cut.

Whoa I'm st Aug too. On the river but I might have to evacuate and take my mom to Georgia. Fun times ahead!

BARBUDA BAHAMA COME ON BABY MOMMA

I'm ready for Irma to blast hot winds and rain all over my face and chest here in SC

>clips

kek

What are you dumb? That's what management does, they care about sales.

National Guard infantryman here. Called up for Friday. We all suck at our job. Don't rely on us. I'm not kidding.

>this is what you actually believe

you should be very scared of the police and the national guard, they will quite literally kick down your door with guns drawn, no warrant needed. oh and remember no quartering troops without permission? they violated that one too.

don't trust the police or national guard they are not your friend. they'll take your $2000 rifle and you'll never get it back

youtube.com/watch?v=PKkUG1F2JiI

youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo

they went through RICH white communities and stole their shit. then the National Guardsman says "hurr I'd hate to shoot an American", yet it was verified these cunts were going through peoples homes pointing guns at people and killing people

>occupied a church with a note because they couldnt get permission from the pastor

these people are tools of the government and they WILL kill you

Praying for it to skip FL entirely and crash NYC with no survivors

He isn't fucking wrong. I haven't met one single person with an original idea as to what they should do when the storm comes. They just gobble up the propaganda and think their lives are at stake as far north as where I am in Florida

t. 904

Daily reminder Florida is the only state in the US where the further north you go, the further south you get.

/305/ reporting in. White guy in niggerland. I hope these niggers get rekt and I'll go down with them

this is the imagery I will always recall about this event, come what may.

no one cares

SERIOUS QUESTION
>SERIOUS QUESTION
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What do fuck do facilities that house large amounts of people do when shit like this happens and evacuation is necessary.
>nursing homes
>boarding schools
and especially
>prisons and jails
super maxes and house hundreds right?

what about pet stores and animal shelters?
Just curious as to what they do regarding any facility that houses life.

lel.. Only a photographer would notice shitty cell phone pics.. Cheers muh man