Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

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WTF is goin on over there bongs?

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SHIT IN SLIT

Hmm... So, whats the rundown on this one?

>"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.
>He went to find a hammer to smash the window,

WTF am I reading here, the dating scene is so bad they've resorted to turd flinging apes?

Don't be a tit.
Flush that shit.

>be tinder roastie
>ruined anus produces nothing but grapefruit sized shits
>no decent man will ever marry a girl that clogs toilets

it's like pottery

get a clue
bin that poo

I don't understand, she was trying to save an Indian man?

>Not posting the Pidgin version
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

Basically woman goes to the loo, takes a dump that won't flush and gets hit by a crippling assault of female neurosis because she's worried taking a bad shit will kill the date, so she tries to throw it out of the window and in a feat of incompetence only a woman could manage, gets stuck in between an inner and outer window trying to retrieve it.

How do you take a shit that won't flush?

If you happen to be particularly fat with a particularly shitty diet you can produce some monster turds.

>Inner and outer window
What? Double paned glass is hermetically sealed.

The only reason I opened this thread was to make sure this was done

Is this the birth of a spiced out new meme?

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She was supposedly a gymnast.

>A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
This is an OLD urban legend. The BBC is in a FUCKING STATE

Janny deleted the last one. Delete your post or face his wrath.

>literally stereotypical ooga booga speak

Is the BBC at all aware of how horrible this looks?

TOP KEK

jesus

With the amount of Indian immigrants they take in, their society is bound to have poo related problems.

They love it.

racist

So the greentext stories are true...

...I'll show you

Secondary glazing.

Eh, amateur gymnast. You can tell by her fat face and puggy hands she's not very fit

Not going to lie... I would hold that over her head for as long as we were together. In a playful way of course. Like everytime she went to the toilet I would caution her not to clog it for the sixth jorillionth time.

What the fuck is wrong with women?

Why can't they just be human?

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Why would you touch your own poop? What brings a female of the human species to act this way?

>Stuck
>Window

Explain.

...But why did she try to retrieve it?

She saw undigested sweetcorn in it?

idk what you need explained

A classic scenario.

Don't be absurd.
Nix the turd.

Hearty keks

That's why I came here actually, this needed to be in this thread

Don't give BBC kikes clicks.
archive.is/iiyUE

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We're done. The country is done.

Where can an actual ethnic and cultural englishman emigrate to with guns and white people?

Is she Indian?

> Woman tries to bail on a terrible date
> Get caught in window
> Has to be rescued
> Guy on the date creates a fake story to shame her and to elicit donations to fix the window

Then where do you think the shit came from? The shit got stuck between the windows, that's why she tried to grab it from there.
Firefighters had to deal with that crap.

>bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I can't believe this is real. lolololooloolol.

watching/believing anything the bbc says proves you cant think for yourself and you never have.

Only person saying there's a turd is the guy.

No poop = No proof

She was just coming back to take the poop to the designated shitting street.

good fucking lord my sides.

bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682
MY SIDES

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Wew

wtf is happening in uk

Girls shit? Wtf

This honestly sounds like a green text story from /fit/

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There is about 100% chance she will commit suicide soon after.

it's that huwite iq

As a man, clogging a woman's toilet is a sign of dominance. I'm always sure to bulk up on meat and oats before every date

das real

KEK

>This is what happens when Andy Sixx loo's a log

MY SIDES

what is this new meme?

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12/10 fantastic synopsis

bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41145247
>Princess Mako of Japan don announce say she wan marry person outside di royal family, after di Emperor give am green light.

What kind of a language is that? lmao

The poop is well documented

this will never not be funny

i must send my letter of proposal to princess mako before she marries that filthy commoner

I broke a girls toilet at a house party once with a three day monster shit. I was young and naive, so naturally I was thoroughly embarrassed and made myself scarce.
She found out it was me, through a friend that I'd bragged to and sought me out. I tried to avoid her out of shame but eventually we ended up crossing paths. I was about to apologise profusely when she cut me off by asking me how things were going. She was keen and flirty. She was very interested in what I had to say. She was clearly attracted to me. Could it be? Could it be that she was so impressed by the magnitude of my tut that she was actually attracted to me?

Fucked her later. Gave her the heave ho after because the idea of her being sexually aroused by a giant rancid shit turned me off.

ROASTIE TRAP

It's niggerspeak

OK but how the fuck do you get stuck between windows while trying to retrieve shit from a toilet bowl?

I'm fat with a particularity shitty diet. But that leads to me shitting like a rabbit, not a cow.

>test it
>its real
I cant

ITT results of falling for the porcelain jew

Next time im on a date im shitting in her front garden. Maybe i can flash her my peen.....

How is this not racist by normie standards?

KEKD

You warned us. All we had to do was listen.

Irrefutable proof that 2D waifus are, in fact, superior to their 3D counterparts.

Leaving Europe was the smartest thing my ancestors ever did.

Yet more proof of the inferiority of 3DPD.

High quality news. Where do I subscribe?

Poo

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>modern degenerates

LMAO

west african BBC is literally retarded as fuck and real

The memes are becoming too powerful, leaking into the source code corrupting the simulation.

>got the shit fucked out of her

Classy lady

>"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.
Sentence of the week

Kek

>Bbc pidgin is actually a thing
Mindboggeling

Has nothing to do with being fat desu

*pfffft* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

she tried to throw the turd out of the window to remove the evidence and came a cropper.

when I was about 13 my friend gave us all condoms and I put it on and fapped into it at home but it wouldn't flush. I was scared so I threw it out of the bedroom window but it got stuck in a tree.