/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - EYE OF THE PEPE EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night
>Windspeed 180MPH Gusts to 220 MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5TOkFvcQmg
youtube.com/watch?v=lkSNWkgkH4Q
mdc.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=4919c85a439f40c68d7b3c81c3f44b58
miamiherald.com/news/weather/hurricane/article171438137.html
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

the call that destroyed florida

Checked. New comfy thread confirmed.

that thread went by fast

How can other hurricanelets even compete with Irma?

awoo~

Who's gonna clean this up, user?

InfectedMushroom Riders of the Storm m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5TOkFvcQmg

Any news on the walnut chicken pizza rescuers? Has lolitia island survived?

Just like Irma blasting through the Caribbean

305 here, still apathetic of the hurricane. Got food and water down but have yet to put shutters up. Waiting for Cuba's mountains to shred it and go from there.

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>35,000 inhabitants
>Mostly low lying
>20ft storm surge
>Eye wall passing directly over

They will be fine

What is the point of conducting wars when you can rely on forces of nature?

is there still any hope this thing goes a little more east? Or is the eye going to hit Miami?

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>Hurricanes were an Epstein plant all along

IMPEACH

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386 here, too close to water to stay. Evac in 21 hours.

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F

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anyone have the new spaghetti strings? Pretty sure this is still mostly a threat to SC/NC/Georgia but I slept for 8 hours.

321 Cape Canaveral here

Evacuation is for pussies, and those who live in glass houses. I'll give updates as the world ends around me

F

Is this a before or after shot?

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Literally nothing happened

It's just a bunch of media hype to get you to buy water bottles and filters

Stream it fag

Epic numbers pedes

/r/ing any drawfags to draw some foot fetish art of irma-chan please.

As long as you have all the supplies you need you still have a good while before its go time. However, if you are thinking of evacuating, you should probably be on the road in the next 12 hours or so.

Damn lad, F

That's the million dollar question.

Fuck I hope we get live footage of this resort being torn to shreds

>NC
b-but anons said i'd be safe

Yep, no damage and no deaths

/s

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Here's a raw video from the Dutch side of the island.

youtube.com/watch?v=lkSNWkgkH4Q

That's 95% destruction? No indeed. Barbuda got 95% destruction.

St-Martin will be fine.

Plenty of hope. Despite the doomsayers here, there is still a TON of variance possible. For example, distinct possibility it misses Florida completely (well, except for the Keys) and heads into the gulf.

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727 Pinellas county here. Our entire county is surrounded by water. We fucked.

just woke up, can I get a quick rundown?

I see NOAA shifted it a bit to the right, what are euro and gfs models saying?

Grandparents want me and some family to stay over in Tampa. Might do it, I'll probaly give it until tomorrow when there's more certainty.

If you are gonna evac, do it sooner rather than at the last minute with every other idiot. One of them is bound to be drunk/careless, smash into your car, and leave you stranded with no way out.

Thats the famous Maho Beach.

Is anyone on Barbuda alive? Last I heard they were sending the one helicopter because they lost comms even over ham radio. But that was over 12 hours ago.

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One comfirmed dead. They had shelter.

yea the beach isnt visible in the shot lol

Do we need to board up our houses in Tampa?

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Helicopter vanished over the island.
Nobody is game enough to try again.

Yes most took shelter but the island has been deemed barely habitable

Nukes would have killed more niggers. Hurricanes aren't nearly as good at killing people as they used to be.

meh ill trust those christian radio bros before the red crosses opinion. They are raking in the dough these few months.

Unclear, its still days away.

mdc.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=4919c85a439f40c68d7b3c81c3f44b58

A and B will be likely under mandatory evacuation
miamiherald.com/news/weather/hurricane/article171438137.html

Daily reminder that hurricans are created by Jewish weather machines. :^)

is haiti gonna get rolled?

They deserved it. The prices of hotels were way too high.

Just 3 days until landfall. Models are usually pretty accurate 3 days out.

quit using literally that way, society

when i read this i thought it took everything away, not just crumpled it everywhere

Doesnt look like it. Going to hit NC now.

All those rekt boats

Unless there's a massive shift west probably not. You may get some tropical storm or Cat 1 conditions but that's it.

why are you so obsessed with NC getting hit?

Richfags btfo

Indeed should have read effectively or even figuratively rather then literally.

NC??

I feel so sad for all those ruined cars.

meme magic makes hurricanes

channel your energy. this is a test of the growing power

Because fuck NC

swedes are so fucking weird.

>Models are usually pretty accurate 3 days out
No they fucking aren't.

Additionally, you assumed landfall is like 200-300 miles away from Tampa.

but the place pretty much leveled
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Not my choice, I don't drive well enough to go alone.

Fpbp

How the fuck does that po have NO debris in jt??

why

this is what Jesus meant by "the sea and the waves roaring" which i didnt understand until now

Luke 21:25
And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

north cuba aka miami

where you at user? i'm in doral, basically miami's little tumor. i can't evacuate, so we're fucked if we get a cat 5

Anyone else think hurricanes are alien vehicles and some little green space alien is navigating it's course and laughing at all the destruction he's caused and souls he's captured in his net?

To me there is a huge difference between getting leveled and not being habitable. Especially when you are talking about a small island population like that. Once hurricane season is over they will bounce back.

I'm literraly worried about my friends now. They evacuated but will their house be okay ?

We still dont know if Hector survived.

Jose or Lee

Just on the other side of the Ponce Inlet jetty.

Miami whammy mammi.

If Florida gets hit, so must NC - they expect both of us in the wreckage brother

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Turks and Caicos about to take a direct hit.

>Press F

Is he asking god why or trying to signal the chopper?

user knows whats up

Ded

Hector's a survivor

>evacuating
>niggers loot your home

protect your home you cucks. don't fucking leave

Im in Palmetto Bay, East of US1 but in zone C, we are one street away from D. We are on a little ridge. My house has Impact Windows and a Metal roof, so my wife and I are riding it out. How long do you think MIA will lose power for?