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Why couldn't the girls get thier shit together?

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I be tryna' help a fellow pirate but you're making it hard on me. If it's anything like the Bear Grills island shit I saw, women are retards and there's not much else to it. They're subhuman and should be kicked out of all politics.

Don't stop there. Let's get rid of them entirely.

All women are parasites, that bait their victims with self-infantilization, beauty, cunning, lying and creating social fiction. They are good for nothing but sex and being parasites.

The funny thing is that they actually will be practically entirely irrelevant with the introduction of artificial wombs. They would have to compete with sex robots who do their job without the drama and bitching. The future looks bright, desu.

Soon

>They would have to compete with sex robots who do their job without the drama and bitching.
For less money, too.

wtf i hate woman now

> why couldnt useless, mentally massively underevolved parasites not manage to work

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... what could it POSSIBLY be .... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

there's a reason why there have been no long-standing successful matriarchies in history.

I binged the show "the Island" with bear grylls where he makes an island full of men and an island full of women survive for six weeks with nothing but one day's supplies, a few machetes, and the clothes off their back.

The men were thriving after the six weeks. Had individual beds, water filtration and distillation system, a working raft for deep-sea fishing, and even came up with sport and literature to pass the time.

The women were without water so long one had acute dehydration and had to be airlifted to the hospital. The other few women who left were sick of being away from their kids or tired of sleeping so uncomfortably.
They had tons of help from the crew the whole time because the producers were afraid they'd all legitimately die.
Can't start a fire? oh hey here's a new fire bow because you've ruined the last one we gave you?
Can't find anything to eat? oh hey what do you know here's a fisherman who just so happens to have some fish he wants to give to you
Can't find anything to eat after that? oh hey what do you know here's some mysteriously placed tins of beans for your convenience etc etc etc

The women had no permanent housing until the last week of the stay (I'm assuming they cut the whole six weeks short judging from the lack of footage) and couldn't get anything done because no one took leadership and everyone wanted to communally vote on the most insignificant bullshit imaginable

>survival style show
>contestants are broken up into two groups
>this time the producers decides to make it women vs men
>women burn through all of thier supplies within about a couple days
>lots of bickering
>none of them want to work
>they fail to even make a fire
>meanwhile on the mens side everyone works together in a cohesive unit
>they essentially create a civilization on the island in no time
>all the men are getting a long and having a great time
>producers go Oh, shit! This is bad for the females and the show.
>decided to trade 1 man from the mens island for 1 girl from the women's island
>as soon as the guy gets to the girls island they put him to work as a slave while they all just stand around and sun bathe

That's the basic of it

Also

>when the girl got to the man's island she said it was like a "dream come true." Compared it to a vacation.

The island is the perfect environment for men to manifest their behavior. Direct interaction with other man where the establish a goal and share responsibility. Give a man a purpose and a hierarchy to climb, and he will work and die for it.
The women has no chance to manifest themselves. They need a male hierarchy, to select males from, they need a cultural structure - with a female model to follow, the one man seek (once was the pure virgin hard work house-wife) - and children to take care.
So they just play video games all day in the basement.

dude im never talking to a woman again, the next time i see one i'm going to smugly disregard any attempt to communicate with my typical blaze" attitude toward them as the less"her" creature that they are. i didn't want to have to resort to this but i think i will have to become gay because living the rest of my life without sexual stimulation would be considerably horrible for me and i have decided to distance myself from the horrible wretches that seek to destroy humanity with their centsless dribble like OPRAH windfairy. And before you reply, yes i read book and have read neitzcha, and don a fedora, yeeeeiii boiiiii yeeee boiiii

Damn. That sounds pretty intense. I'm gonna have to check that one out.

Maybe the problem is partly the fact that these women are hot young attention whores shopping themselves around for reality show stardom.

Like, if they drafted women randomly from the population, they'd for sure pick up one or two who weren't that worthless.

Just like if you drafted men from the population at random, you'd find one who was as worthless as these women.

why would you even post something like this ironically?

all the episodes are up on youtube. It's season 2 of "the island"

youtube.com/watch?v=yAWfK5LEGIg Is also pretty good.
>Want to find a nearby coast
>Don't walk along the shore
>Get lost in the jungle for two days
Kek

Is there any effect on the gestation length?

>Find one
>one

He's a CIA nigger stuck in a miserable marriage. Don't mind him.

kek i just watched that video from the recommended tab. women are such insufferable cunts.

Daily reminder that women is the evil force that jews use to spread materialism and capitalism

What language is this? I can usually place languages but this sounds like some weird German-French hybrid.

Dutch.

There is the problem of the selection process for these shows. The men who signed up were all active, engaged men who wanted to challenge themselves and present themselves well on camera. The women were all generic hollywood flotsam who just wanted to lounge around on camera and hope for a modeling spot when they got home.

The guy who showed me this whole drama is a fat Canadian who said "haha look how weak and passive all these women are what a joke". This same guy has never slept on the ground, has never started a fire without an accelerant, never cleaned a fish he caught himself, and never had to take care of any kind of injury on his own. If he were put on this island, he'd be just as helpless as the women.

Only rural and suburban retards think the island is a good representation of gender.

Hahahaha, this one gets me every time.

Also, anyone else think primitive island living looks comfy as fuck?

Dutch.

Why do women always say "I feel like..." or "Personally, I feel..."

I here it in my classes when they try to debate. It's always "I feel..." Are they actually trying to tell me how they feel? Are their lives guided by pure emotions? Or is that the new hip phrase that everyone says? For example, "I'm just saying," among others.

Holy shit that was fucking hilarious.

Also I made this.

are you trying to say that there is no difference between the way women and men deal in a survival situation?
if you picked a random sample of people (grouped between men and women) do you really think the two groups would have similar results?
if so, you are wrong. there are men who are unfit to deal with situations like that but in a group they are easily dealt with, men are also generally more physically fit and have better instincts in a situation like that.
it's a good representation of genders, of normal people in a abnormal survival situation. normal men usually are more active and organize themselves easily in small groups during dangerous situations, women generally are attention whores and get passive in those situations. i can't you any papers on this now but i think you should be able to think for yourself how men and women bodies work differently and how this could affect their lives in a situation like that

I started watching the show and now im just dying to go out on a tropical island.

water, fire, coconuts, food...seems like paradise desu

Latin

fuckin a

I updated it with some dialogue

I want an all female tropical island survival show that's not edited but live streamed on several different cameras and the viewers can switch between them freely. Nothing would ever get done and it'd be all on tape.

men's dialogue should be about how they've set up the one empty bed as a designated wank-tent

JEEEESUS CHRIST
I'm on the second episode of season 2 and there's a lady crying when they havent even gotten out of the goddamn boat yet

Because a woman's role in society is to bear and raise children, whereas a man's role is to be productive, bring home the bacon, etc.

When you take a bunch of modern people and transport them back to the ways of doing things that our ancestors lived in, all their modern notions of equality fall apart. The women can't properly do anything, but they aren't getting pregnant and raising children because "ayy lmao I'm a 30 year old free spirited strong independent womyn!". They therefore become nothing but a useless dead weight.

Women weren't created to head a nation much less create one.

WOW! all that mansplaining at the beginning

very triggering

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Phoenix Marie has aids from fucking and dating faggots

average women don't act like them, this is highly fake even for fiction.

Is this real? I like her as a thiccie.

You are ignoring basic characteristics of each gender. Those would be anecdotal.

well obviously they get city-bitches just like they did with the guys side.
there's wimps on both islands

they probably didn't take it seriously because there is no real danger. they would have done better in a real scenario but how much better i don't know

This.

Fuck I miss Mike Myers his comedic timing was perfect

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

also that bitch is fat and ugly. seriously who besides 12 year olds thinks she's anywhere near hot?
OMG HUGE TITS SO FUUCKIN SEXY

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They don't understand the world around them or how it works. It's all just a spinning miasma of shapes and colors and none of it makes enough sense to them for them to describe any aspect of it in any intelligible way. It's beyond them.

But they can understand their own feelings about what is happening. And they can describe their feelings.

So that is what they find to describe, whenever their mouth is open and they want to speak, they will speak primarily about their emotional response to what they perceive as unfathomable chaos.

Think of this the next time you are driving behind a woman and you think, "My God, how stupid can you be, you blind bitch? Don't you even know what you're doing?"

They actually have less than zero idea what they are doing or how to go about it.

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There could be as we progress the tech. Could probably get it down to a couple months.

Yeah he was great. Speaking of humor, women aren't naturally great at it either. Ever wonder why girls always ask for a guy that makes them laugh and its not guys asking for a girl to make them laugh. If anything its a guy wanting a girl to understand his jokes.

You can tell from even the first episode of the girls' series, Bear knows they're fucking useless:
"I've just let them off the boat and well the women seem to be very preoccupied with greeting and meeting with one another as they've been doing for the last fifteen minutes or so. They're losing sunlight quick and should really be searching for a place to set up camp...."
also watch the full series. It's a goldmine for schadenfreude
>women spend all their time crying about how fucked they are
>their constant crying dehydrates them even more than they already are
>could have been using all that time and energy to find and secure water source
>bear has no choice but to send water over otherwise they would all LITERALLY die

It's 5/5 comedy for the women's island

Yes she dated some guy for a while I think his name was christianx or something. He's got aids and passes it off to younger faggots who try doing porn. There used to be a porn wikileaks that was full of info like that idk if it's still around because it listed a lot of pornstars real names.

so put it very very short but spot on :

women are subhumans.

literally. they have no working brain, they can only be civilised like animals to the degree of animals.

schadenfreude aside, it honestly makes me quite sad.

It's just such a call to reality and such a far cry from today's ideas about how societies should function.

I dont WANT to see women miserable and unable to function in the wild, I want to hunt and provide for a QT jungle waifu but i can't even want to do that anymore without being called a sexist pig

The latest season of Naked and Afraid, they have been (((purposefully))) selecting sub-par males and pairing them with actual qualified females in order to prove the genders are equal. They are getting away with it, too.

Oh it's this thread again, let me contribute...

>those extra flags
I can't believe it, the mythical white Brazilian.

Yeah she's a pretty archetypal bimbo. I think Lisa Ann MIGHT have aids too, I'm not sure but there is a pretty high risk since a lot of male pornstars do gay and straight porn and most women don't care. That's why I tend to understand when I see a pornstar doesn't do anal. So they can still fuck faggots but be at a somewhat managable risk for aids.

>but i can't even want to do that anymore without being called a sexist pig
And that is an example of how women dramatize EVERYTHING!

Women rationalize what they want based on feelings. Men use logic to solve problems and create solutions. Our current political climate was built on men rationalizing (in other words, thinking like women) giving women the right to vote in exchange for more pussy. It didn't work, and created entitled cunts, generations later, instead.

well no actually i was dramatizing it a bit, but you get what i'm trying to say

Women do not have to work hard to attract a mate

wow i can't believe they aired this

What the fuck is happening here

lol

That sucks. Oh well, I can still fap to her archives.

skanks are posing for a skanky picture emphasizing that their friend has large breasts

In the last few years I've noticed how many jews I know that start a sentence with "I'm just saying..."
Faggots use feelings too. Some of the really effeminate gay men I've met in my life will eventually break down and do the girl swipes when they are crying. They'll say they're overwhelmed and talk about their feelings while fanning their eyes instead of just wiping their tears away as if they had makeup on to smudge.

I don't know what the fuck is going on and I need to move from this liberal hellhole

holy fuck someone please make a gif of the "structure" falling apart

Yes one of those series the women walked around in circles for days on end!

Men largely thrive when they're in a setting with a goal and skills that can contribute to it. Although the fat Canadian likely wouldn't do much on an island since he lacks survival skills, if you drop him somewhere that he could contribute, he almost certainly would.

Bugs. Tropical diseases.

You're going to be bitten by bugs 24/7 while having violent, cramping diarrhea.

Moral of the story is find a woman who knows she's useless and openly looks to you for your abilitys. If you can't keep her in her place she's probably a nigger fucker.

Eh.
boil water, cover yourself in ashes.
Really doesnt seem too terrible

Yeah I got it.

Thats why you go for looks. The hotter they are the dumber. I don't want to compete with my wife.

Yeah it's not really a big shocker. I think a lot of the straight guys in porn do amateur shit because if you work in the "industry" then you're just asking for aids.

Who cares? They're hot.

>There is the problem of the selection process for these shows. The men who signed up were all active, engaged men who wanted to challenge themselves and present themselves well on camera. The women were all generic hollywood flotsam who just wanted to lounge around on camera and hope for a modeling spot when they got home.

You will look very stupid if you don't provide a source to this claim.

Because you can prove this claim, right? It's not like you would try to find pathetic excuses for the lack of skills of women by claiming something you can't prove, right, dear?

It really is pretty fun if you know what you're doing. Source: worked as a caretaker on a an uninhabited island for a couple months a few years back. Best job I've ever had

you forgot the two baby pigs who just so happened to be domesticated and followed the women around until they got hungry enough to actually kill them.

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im jealous as hell, how'd you land that gig

Holy fucking kek this made my day.

I was the only applicant for the job =)

>a source

Why would he need a source to prove normal human behavior?

as a man who lives with 2 women, I can tell you that yes, everything is a feels fest. Everything. They have to feeeeel all of the time. Always going on and on about how nice this is, how bad this is, how they feel this or that is. You ask them what 2+2 is and the answer changes depending on how they feel about it. Their entire everything, is driven from feels. It's not a bad thing, and actually makes it very easy to manipulate and control. Just takes some understanding, which is hard to come by in this age of "everyone is logical and equal and amazing" which they push on young boys.

If boys grew up knowing that women are just little girls running around in adult bodies, I truly believe this world would be a better place. Women are taken seriously these days when they were never meant to be taken seriously. They don't know anything for certain, everything in their life is a giant fucking mystery to be experienced. That's all they want, to experience and feel things. So just grab them, and take them on the ride. If they start bitching about the experience not feeling nice enough, just ignore them, they like to feel bitterness and anger too, however if they feel it for too long (they need constant flow of different emotions) they're apt to run off for an adventure with Chad.

lucky ducky

They only bring the useless women on the show, that's why they failed.

My sister would have gotten her shit together and provided for herself.
My ex-gf would have at least tried but probably failed lol.
The girl that I wanted but got away would have done fine.

There's plenty of competent women out there, but they generally don't go on shows like this because only sluts and hoes want attention from the TV cameras.

the majority are like this

but i know a few girls that can do better then those dumb asses, not as good as the men, but at least hold their own.

>Why would he need a source to prove normal human behavior?
If you understood basic human behavior. You'd understand that this show is an accurate depiction of genders in general.

That's because faggots' brains are wired like female brains. It's why they lust for cock.

because you're making an assumption based on your perceptions of the situation instead of using unbiased data to draw and share your conclusion.