Bitchy Witchery

>Tens of thousands of witches around the world join forces every month to cast a ‘binding’ spell on Donald Trump and ‘protect’ us from his actions

>Dozens of witches were seen performing rituals outside Trump Tower earlier this year - just one week before a blaze inside the building.

>As well as casting spells on the controversial President, Vicky said huge numbers of people are turning to witchcraft and black magic to help them deal with everything from boosting their love life - to cursing or exacting revenge on their enemies.

>“I’ve been assisting people with setting up their tools - people have been coming in here seeking guidance especially when it first came out earlier this year.

>“It takes place every waning moon, once a month - the next one is September 18th.

>“There are probably tens of thousands of witches who take part - it’s hard to know exactly - but certainly a great amount of witches are coming together every month to do this spell.

thesun.co.uk/news/4412811/tens-of-thousands-of-witches-around-the-world-join-forces-every-month-to-cast-a-binding-spell-on-donald-trump-and-protect-the-world-from-his-actions

Time for Sup Forums to start working its meme magick to counter these cunts.

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Lmao this should be great

This won't work

didn't they have some huge ceremony before november 8th to stop Trump from getting elected?

>Time for Sup Forums to start working its meme magick to counter these cunts
looks like we should just continue what we've been doing.

The Great Spirit takes one look at these women and says..."nah."

Pathetic. Don't worry you got demonologists on your side. Andromalius, hunter of thieves and the wicked shall walk this earth.

> Sup Forums becoming actual fucking wiccans

Jesus Christ you retards how far are you going to take this larping nonsense

Someone get the ketchup. Don't these bitches know that Trump likes his steak burnt?
>Salem 2020

if kek wills I cast reflect spell

Fucking liberal new agers ruining occultism with their political bullshit. They've tried to infiltrate high positions in thelemic orders too like the OTO, luckily if you actually read Crowley's work thelema is pretty fucking red pilled and aligns with right-libertarian leaning ideologies. Basically the non-SJW infiltrator thelemites would be your best ally in humiliating these delusional goth hippies. Do it for one of the patron saints of trolling!

spirit cooking? i read about that somewhere.

>all men play on 10

good lyrics desu famalam

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hmmmmm...

>witches think they can hold a candle to meme magic

lmao

I'm not expert but I think they are making a really big mistake.
You don't dabble with this kind of shit lightly.
Magical advantages are something you earn if you, for whatever reason, have embarked on a path that is considered to be worthy by forces unseen who bestow blessings upon you, or allow you access to magical forces.

An understanding of the "big picture" and how massive consequences can come from seemingly little thing is very important when it comes to dabbling with magick.

Trying to get dark forces to fight for your petty causes and petty goals and manipulate people into fucking you is............very dangerous I think.

Consider for a moment if some unseen forces are "bound" by a ritual of some sort and are thus enslaved until they complete tasks that they would not perform of their own accord, what will they do once they have been unbound?

We should take our magick very seriously guys.

Lol... witches are the retards of larpers

pack it up boiz were done

i dont know how well recover

the self-proclaimed 'witches' i've met were all borderline retarded

...

all of the self-proclaimed witches I've met were really really high

>Defending occultism

We need to bring back witch burning ASAP

I have a reflect spell bound to me everything witches throw at me or Trump will reflect back into them.

>libshits curse the president
>Kimmy delivers the nukes
>profit?

Do they wonder why they get burned?The Gods made heavy metal

>aleister crowley
>anything other than a hack
you're welcome to go worship Satan somewhere else Lon Milo

>childless, neon colour haired 40-somethings are playing magicians
Feminism everyone

Trump is the result of 8 years of bullfucking cultists sacrificing children just to revitalize their shrivelled up dicks. Can't wait to see what 8 more years of the same would do to them.

HB voted for Hillary, so.....

>witches of the blue hair gain their powers from sexual congress with the devil
>wizards of the Fourth Chan gain their powers from not having sexual congress with anybody

I want to make fun of these women, but there are a bunch of /x/ faggots here that unironically LARP just as hard.

Occultism=/=Witchcraft
I'd burn so called "witches" right along side you (though, truly Christian policy would be to allow them to continue to harass you)

>“There are probably tens of thousands of witches who take part - it’s hard to know exactly - but certainly a great amount of witches are coming together every month to do this spell.
So, four or maybe five?

to be honest, none of us give a shit, so go ahead

we also don't cast hexes, because we know better, unlike these noobitches

Hymaneus Beta (billy breeze) is one of the enablers, Jospeh Thiebes too. There's a lot of backlash against the leadership right now online for blindly following suit with SJW shit because it is not compatible with the system, many lulzy red pulled private FB groups have formed in the last few months.

>cast binding spell
>Trump is president for ever

They know not of kek and meme magic

Actual occultfag here
(Have worked in an occult bookshop - 20 years experience with Tarot, scrying, ZOS style sigil magicks, runes, invocation/evocation and grimoiric studies)

I absolutely despise these people. Poseurs, LARPers and plastic pretenders who wouldnt know Goetia from a goats arsehole.
They will reap what they sow.

you seem to sort of know your shit. do you think michael bertiaux is full on SJW too, or a troll like us?

>be leftie
>view rights as christians for some reason
>at the same time proudly practice witchery and black magic
>call yourself the good guy
What am i missing here

Everything ancient peoples said about women was correct. I dunno how they knew so much in biblical times but this redpill was particularly mind blowing. Literally everything we're taught about society in 2017 is wrong.

>Vicky, who runs a renowned occult store in tinseltown
what the fuck am i reading?

>BRAAAAP

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Mentally ill roasties. Pussy blood and girl farts are not magical; the only magic a woman possesses is to create life/

do you think they could achieve effective results?

>be me
>did a peace spell around Berkeley fountain on the 27th
>no violence occured within the circle I cast
The problem is these things are very specific, like a computer program, and usually the specs aren't quite right.
That's why I would never try something on such a large scale with so many unknown motives involved.
It's also why you guys are idiots for using chaos magic on an anonymous forum.

Fucking predictable
It's last phase of war against Church and organized religions, it's almost last push for real satanism to be recognized as religion
What is even worse that it isn't even whole thing
It is only one end of fake spectrum that is meant to be to divide people by some petty reasons

And it fucking goes like
witches casting spells against Trump meme magic
It doesn't matter on which end of a spectrum you are
Both ends will end up being drawn to occult in the end by the fake fight that is being fueled to this fucking reason

Maybe it will work if they all get pregnant and abort their babies all at once in an offering to baphomet.

Its not like its below them

I'm not familiar with him but a google search has lead me to some very interesting books, thanks!

Only wimps play on 10, real men play on 11.

There faggy charms are no match for our manly runes and meme magick

>catland

kek

I am pretty sure that if you have to do sexcraft for things to happen or protection rituals, there is something wrong. I tried getting into it but I can't. After the common sense idea that protection rituals are needed or needing cyphers to know the truth in the books, it is obvious it is a load of shit. Don't get me wrong there is likely demonic power in it, but don't kid yourself thinking it is fine when you need to make circles and all that other shit.

It appears they have more numbers now... we should bolster our defenses

They all have got pregnant and aborted their babies. Just not all at once.

Be careful!

LOL. All their binding spell does, whether they realize it or not, is help him keep his word, and anybody who casts this with ill intent will have karma kick their ass.

when i used to walk home from primary school we would rob this new-age shop blind. 120$ for a fucking wand- suck my pussy

they're all operating from virtue signaling (ergo ego) vantage points, where they all inherently assume he's 100% evil rather than nuanced

a better attempt at magic(k) would be for the general population to SEE motive, and to have power to change it—so if he's malfeasant, then something can be done; or alternatively, if those around him are malfeasant, something can be done

unfortunately, that's too neutral for their tiny egos, because it actually progresses the world, rather than their limited scope goals

lmfao, untold suffering awaits every black magic user.
The contract you sign always includes your soul.

And they call Christfags kooks.

jesus christ pol. magic isn't real. If I was your dad I'd kick your ass and take away your Crowley books

What ever happened to him? Any follow-up?

It's because "witches" are morons, they think magic is "gather the ingredients, say the magic words, and poof your magic will work". Ultimately it leads them to become chronically unbalanced people who believe that crystals will give them super powers.
A magician on the other hand creates a symbolic version of the universe and attempts to harmonize and balance it according to their aspiration through ritual and meditation.
Magic is a process to a magician but a fluke or miracle to a witch.

He was a raging degenerate and an incorrigible pervert but also an incredibly intelligent individual & his understanding of magic and the workable systems he created are solid as fuck and pretty much unparalleled to this day. He layed the modern Aeonic foundations that allowed others who came later (like Andrew Chumbley for example) to build magnificent works upon.

The problem is, like so many other things, he has a retarded plebbit tier fanbase that tarnishes any good work he produced with their association. Too many arsehole celeb types and angsty societal rejects (and these days, hipsters and pastel haired harpies) embrace him in a shallow ploy to become 'edgy' and contrarian without understanding the deeper underlying principles. To the serious student of the arcane it is very rustling to witness.

You don't need to, most of these pricks know nothing of 'magick' or how to do anything of any substantial merit. I'm sure Trump is well protected exoteric and esoterically.

If it's not real, why would you care?

Why have feminists inexplicably been practicing witchcraft for almost a century?

They dont even seem to know its associated with feminism, they just do it, from generation to generation, now nearly a century apart from when it started

Why do they innately hate everything that is good and holy, what makes evil people drawn to "womens rights" and leftism?

I thought these people were supposed to be fucking atheists, literally what in the fuck are they doing, making my kind look s

this is not new you newfag, feminists were hugely into witchcraft since the beginning

Because no one wants to hear stupid niggers yelling dumb shit

Witches have one weakness that insures they will never prevail. They are women.

There are as many stripes of witches as there are of Christians.
Drinking chamomile tea to calm your nerves is a form of magic.
Kitchen magic, herb magic, swing magic, sex magic, these are all powerful magics that people use without knowing it... women's magic: powerful if knowingly used.

>even if the elites are all satan worshippers, who cares lol satan isnt real

these people are aligned with the wishes of the elites as well

if i were religious i would think some kind of holy war was being waged right now, and the current marxist pope would be the antichrist

I'm in.
Read the thread now. But I think if a witch is about to cast a spell it's okay to shoot to kill.

*Sewing magic

Not to mention one of Crowley's students Captain JFC Fuller wrote extensive books on the history of warfare, pretty much invented the concepts for modern tank warfare as well as inspiring a lot of the strategic concepts used to organize NATO, and was the only Englishman who was invited to and ATTENDED Hitler's birthday party.

You are afraid of it because it IS real.

And they try to portray Salem like the people were crazy.

Up yours nigger

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These are the same people who deny god exists btw. At least be fucking consistent.

Yep. It is a testament to the control they have attained when the levels of inversion are so far off the charts.

>There are as many stripes of witches as there are of Christians.

So, one.

Profile set up, with address and phone number.
Already inviting some sagging pants teens in the area to join the MILF sex party on september 16, 19.00 pm

>Have worked in an occult bookshop
the fuck outta here shelf-straightener.

WTF I love witches now.

They are witches, and therefore female, so not like they'd be achieving anything. I mean, they are women after all

Warriors of the world!
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>Drinking chamomile tea to calm your nerves is a form of magic.

>women's magic: powerful if knowingly used.

my sides

magic is a word retards use to explain things they dont understand

all plants have psychoactive compounds in them

some of them have enough to have effects on you when you ingest them

its not magic, every single herb known to have psychological effects which is researched enough is found to have which has psychoactive properties which are the cause of its effects

of course there are far too many plants for us to understand them all yet

When the MSM inadvertently speeds up their own demise. Yep. Have you noticed that everything they have been trying is backfiring immensely? It is hilarious watching these witches crash and burn but honestly we can't let them get the codes to the crock pot.

No, there are "church on Sunday" Christians, "in it for the money" Christians, "following the family religion" Christians, cultural Christians, dedicated mystical seeker Christians, and many, many more.
Same for witches.

I bet most of them didnt even vote, yet they'll chant and pray to satan every month so they don't have a mental break down. Makes sense.

Leave it to Liberals to ruin Witches

that joke is so old bro

Sandwich magic

Doubtful. They could maybe inadvertantly create some weak ineffectual egregore with their bullshit (fuck knows what use it would be though...) but they are approaching this like its a game or some dumb fashion statement with a hint of pleb tier politics. Its all one big virtue signal to them. The actual will & intent (which is the fundamental principle of a working) along with connection to the workings current is not there with these people. Neither is the discipline. Likely none of them have experienced any meaningful initiation. They are nothing more than dabblers, more likely to inflict harm on themselves through their own incompetence than anyone else - edgy goth tier crap.
The high up qabbalists directing all this are a different matter entirely though. I have no doubt they are using occult methods for both the social and societal engineering we are witnessing.

"Democracy dodders.
Ferocious Fascism, cackling Communism, equally frauds, cavort crazily all over the globe.
They are hemming us in.
They are abortive births of the Child, the New Aeon of Horus.
Liberty stirs once more in the womb of Time.
Evolution makes its changes by anti-Socialistic ways. The “abnormal” man who foresees the trend of the times and adapts circumstance intelligently, is laughed at, persecuted, often destroyed by the herd; but he and his heirs, when the crisis comes, are survivors.
Above us today hangs a danger never yet paralleled in history. We suppress the individual in more and more ways. We think in terms of the herd. War no longer kills soldiers; it kills all indiscriminately. Every new measure of the most democratic and autocratic govenments is Communistic in essence. It is always restriction. We are all treated as imbecile children. Dora, the Shops Act, the Motoring Laws, Sunday suffocation, the Censorship— they won’t trust us to cross the roads at will.
Fascism is like Communism, and dishonest into the bargain. The dictators suppress all art, literature, theatre, music, news, that does not meet their requirements; yet the world only moves by the light of genius. The herd will be destroyed in mass.
The establishment of the Law of Thelema is the only way to preserve individual liberty and to assure the future of the race.
In the words of the famous paradox of the Comte de Fénix— The absolute rule of the state shall be a function of the absolute liberty of each individual will.
All men and women are invited to cooperate with the Master Therion in this, the Great Work."
-Aliester Crowley
He was one of us.

Science & magic can go together.
Science is the pursuit of knowledge.
Magic is the acknowledgement of mystery.

>these people can vote and they voted clinton

"Witchcraft" is a synonym with Satanism.
they will all burn in hell

>wiccans