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MIAMI GOING TO BE NUKED
ITS HAPPENING
IRMA CONFIRMED NUCLEAR
Logan Phillips
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Leo Johnson
BUMP
Thomas Howard
YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS
STOP PRAYING AND VOTE FOR A GOV'T THAT KNOWS WHAT SCIENCE IS
REEEEEEEEE
John Flores
STANDING
Jordan Murphy
ON THE EDGE
Ian Peterson
rest in piss desu
Camden Taylor
>September 23rd
Sky Pepe was right
Samuel Rogers
Andrew Russell
Checked
Happening
Ian Ortiz
what the fuck is nuclear hurricane?
Thomas Brown
Now we'll see just how good America's missile defense system is.
Jaxon Butler
IT'S RADIOACTIVE~~
Kayden Turner
...
Brandon Hernandez
I'm in Melbourne, should I try to evacuate now?
Ryan Foster
Sounds like a really terrible Syfy or Asylum movie
>COMING THIS FALL....NUCLEAR HURRICANE
Landon Long
big if huge
Henry Rivera
it's not nuclear, this guy is just autistic
Christian Wilson
This is what happens when you fucking leave the Paris Accord you morons. The only hope we have to stop getting these hurricanes is to impeach Drumpf ASAP and somehow beg the EU to rejoin.
Brandon Wilson
or a really cool 80's action movie about an ex-cop fighting mutants during a radioactive hurricane in miami
Camden Lewis
Couldn't happen to a more deserving state. Fuck those spics, rednecks, and niggers.
Nolan Adams
One hour wait to take off at Opa Locka Airport (private airport in northwest Miami)
Anthony Torres
I never knew how much i wanted this until now.
Noah White
Hitler approves
Carter Lewis
I knew Kim Jong Un's war on the waves would have its consequences.
Now look what Trump allowed to happen!
Gabriel Gonzalez
Damn you trump! The Paris climate Accord payment of 100 gorillion would have prevented this!!!
Adrian Wilson
If we had only given solar panels to niggers we could have prevented this!
Jeremiah Hill
No, but you can hurricane a nuke. If a nuke is detonated in the eye of the hurricane at the exact time the hurricane hits floridas coast it'll set off a chain reaction causing the entire eastern seaboard to explode, boil the entire Atlantic Ocean all the way down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, which in turn will cause Yellowstone to erupt causing the most tragic event in all of human history, yes even more tragic than the very small not so serious holocaust your people went threw.
Angel Roberts
He phrased it oddly to say the least, but the point to drive home is the isle of Miami Beach is 3 feet above sea level and packed with buildings and other shit.
Irmas storm surge is 15 feet at least.
Zachary Young
No dude it's color coded to show intensity of the hurricane. Berger.
Josiah Brooks
Also Miami Beach can only handle a little rain since the drainage sucks
Nathaniel Thomas
Cheetos-god properties BTFO
Ian Hill
Fearmongering above all else.
By calling this hurricane nuclear he's hoping to jam public roads with excess traffic consisting of many scared people who will kill to get the fuck out.
Or at least he'd know that's what happens if he thought about it before calling it a nuclear hurricane. Clearly he didn't.
Parker Bailey
FUCK SAKES nowI'm really interested to know what happens when you nuke a hurrricane
Cooper Jenkins
They are calling it nuclear because its going to hit a nuclear plant.
Caleb Jenkins
gg no re
Andrew Diaz
OF THE CRATER
Dylan Jackson
RIP RICK PENISA
William Stewart
>you could have prevented liberal cesspools like Houston and Miami from being btfo
Why tho?
Mason Davis
Florida is FINISHED. For real, it's been a good run Florida. Going to miss you.
Kevin Thomas
F
Liam Gonzalez
...
Logan Ross
Look at this wind map. there are 4 storms on it. that's incredible.
Adam Perry
Any airports on its way?
Lucas Barnes
>the rod and ring will strike the belly of the dragon
Grayson Young
seriously, look at this map. there are clearly 3 hurricanes and a 4th is forming in the atlantic.
the 4th storm will be named "Lee" as in General Lee
This storm season will see the revenge of General Lee. It will fuck up the East Coast
Ayden Harris
>>the rod and ring will strike the belly of the gay ass retarded autistic dragon
FTFY
Also, is now a good time to buy property in Florida? Seems like buying now and flipping that shit in 5 years after the rebuild would be an amazing ROI
Hunter Young
In 2 months.
Jace Reed
When it's going to hit Florida?
Dominic Edwards
NUCULEAR IT'S PRONOUNCE NUCULEAR
Ryan Gray
This sounds like it was briefly the greatest place on Earth. kek
Juan Roberts
Houston still has homes going for $500k
what the fuck?
Adrian Torres
Do not trust the joo
Christopher Brown
late this week
Evan Wilson
Impeaching the president won't change anything. The real policy makers are the members of Congress, and they aren't going anywhere. For example, 96% of incumbent House and Senate members were re-elected in the 2014 primaries.
David Young
Asher Campbell
Radio radio radioactive
Liam Hernandez
My house didn't flood. Not during the downpour, not from the reservoir draining. My house is now worthless, but the land it sits on is now half a million. It was worth 400k before the storm.
Also it depends on where you live.
Ryder Sullivan
>nuclear hurricane
Wait what
Carter Fisher
>mfw Houston is the doodiehole of the dragon
Brayden Mitchell
>We lose Florida
>We annex Puerto rico so we can keep 50 stars on our flag.
>mfw
Easton Hernandez
Why does everyone keep telling me to archive links? Am I breaking a rule, or is it just common etiquette?
Ryan Cook
ALERT. NEW EURO MODEL SHIFTS IRMA WEST. ON CURRENT COURSE ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA WILL BE FUCKING REKT
Joseph Edwards
News are getting better and better.
Mason Gomez
Passing over warm water north of Cuba means this cat 5 will become cat 19
> cat 19
cat 19
> cat 19
cat 19
> cat 19
cat 19
Nolan Cooper
Wew
Nicholas Long
> filename
Parker Baker
Ride it you cunts.
Christian Martin
like lining up to tee off
F is for flo rida
Thomas Sanchez
hey no one said anything about the dragon getting its dick wet
Justin Jenkins
Destroy Miami
Isaiah Gonzalez
What ECMWF mean by this ?
Christian James
Asher White
Is it unironically going to be the end of the world. Was September 23 meme real this time?
Luke Hall
What if..... the government fakes hurricanes, puts out all this fake satellite imagery and it's all just nuclear testing and they flood the areas to cover it up. Kill any witnesses of course.
Thomas Morgan
>Tfw it meant that Miami's magical resistance to hurricanes goes away just in time for Irma's victory sprint straight down the state
Benjamin Sanchez
alhamdulillah, may this serve as a warning to all unbelievers, this is allahs punishment for the people of the united jewish states
Aaron Davis
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID (^._.^)
Christian Sullivan
kek wills it
Cameron Green
dukra durka jihad durka
but seriously if this fucks over that cesspit of degeneracy and leftism that can only mean good things
Juan Morgan
hopefully something even worse happens after the hurricane hits, like a nuclear plant or some bad shit like that
Robert Nguyen
Checked. The luck has run out, Miami.
Wyatt Rogers
Uh.
Jacob Hughes
kek
Ethan Morris
Been out of the loop today, is it still cat 5?
Josiah Ortiz
...
Eli Clark
What would actually happen if you detonated a nuke inside a hurricane? Would it carry the radioactivity along with it?
Christopher Rodriguez
it would. it would also emphasize the firestorm bigly.
Cameron Jenkins
This is all Drumpfs fault.
Jonathan Cook
Reading that scenario gave me an orgasm
I'm in FL praying to the death gods over here, put us underwater this degenerate fucking state, take every spic with you
I pray for chaos lad
>tfw you normally enjoy happenings but never thought you'd so relish being part of a happening
who here /florida/ and hoping for nuclear giga fuckmeintheass storm?
Carter Butler
Sunny Isles is a perfect investment opportunity.
Just think how close to that beautiful blue water you'll be.
James Evans
MMMYHHHH YES STROKE THE ENTIRE SHAFT YEAAAAH BABY IRMA YOU'RE SO NAUGHTY
Jace Sanders
>good run
Can you SHART IN MART while running?
David Fisher
Storm surge floods backup cooling generators and we got Fukishima Florida.
Adam Flores
Learn to swim
'Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Nathaniel Davis
Elijah Rogers
The mainstream media gets money every time someone visits those pages. When you visit through the archive, they get nothing.
Screwing over the MSM is totally our bag
Sebastian Gutierrez
oh man that gif looks like a baby getting circumcised ;(
Tyler Rogers
Can somebody explain this?
Camden Williams
Metrological problems in meteorology?
Nicholas Roberts
Haha we joke lads but i speak for all of Florida when I say we'd gladly sacrifice the hellhole that is Miami to save the rest of our shitty state.