/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - THE COMFY BEFORE THE STORM EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night
>Windspeed 175MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

stream.webcams.travel/1477310006
youtube.com/watch?v=XoMRueJ17Rc&feature=youtu.be
ad.nl/dossier-orkaan-irma/plunderingen-met-pistolen-en-machetes-op-sint-maarten~a195cedb/
windy.com/?21.703,-72.828,7
youtube.com/watch?v=rNiJCZ2nCvU
icons.wunderground.com/webcamramdisk/f/e/fennic2/1/current.jpg
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for dead republicucks

RIP

Any weather channel stream?

first for dead cubans

Stream from DR

stream.webcams.travel/1477310006

12z EURO initializing

ISS footage of Irma

youtube.com/watch?v=XoMRueJ17Rc&feature=youtu.be

>'Plundering with pistols and machetes on St. Maarten'

>On the island of Sint Maarten, after Hurricane Irma, there have been plunderings. "People were armed on the streets with pistols and machetes," says an eyewitness. "The situation is very serious."

>The man, whose name is known to the editor, hopes that agents or soldiers will soon be on the streets to ensure more security. "Nobody's in charge", he says. "The local police are totally out of streets. There are hardly any uniformed people outside. "" Yesterday the man saw "some marines in cars." "But nobody knows what to do because there is hardly any contact with the Netherlands."

translated from: ad.nl/dossier-orkaan-irma/plunderingen-met-pistolen-en-machetes-op-sint-maarten~a195cedb/

WINDY.COM
>windy.com/?21.703,-72.828,7

IRMA LIVE WEBCAM PUERTO RICO
>youtube.com/watch?v=rNiJCZ2nCvU

>TFW you'll never know who drew the lewd Irma art.

a certain track is far from certainty. NAM EURO and GFS still all have different idea.

>republicucks

It only threatens the blue areas.

Fuck you bro

Another but just single pictures
icons.wunderground.com/webcamramdisk/f/e/fennic2/1/current.jpg

Cant wait to watch some more bong islands get deleted

youtube.com/watch?v=rNiJCZ2nCvU

/NC/ /SC/ REPORT IN
STATESVILLE NC HERE

West Palm Beach here, about three blocks away from the beach. Just put up shutters and got water & gas. How bad is it really gonna be?

2 PM ADVISORY FROM NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER

Stop posting that fake stream.

First for norwegian tripfags being lower than niggers

LEXINGTON SC FAG REPORTING IN

Make sure you have enough water stocked

What do you have for the end time South Florida friends?

I got blue moon, smirnoff, but no weed yet.

>Know a fuckton of cowboys, ranchers, farmers, and race car driver who live on or near worst coast
>5 yesterday called me asking if I would help, told them all I'd know by tomorrow
>8 more called today all asking if I could help out, every one of them offering to pay me even though they're all close friends I'd do it for free for
>Settled my mind an hour ago, going to be driving a front end loader for $30/hour for at least 4 days, and he's going to put me up in his guest house, AND he has a hot 19 y/o daughter
I love Florida

>still at 175
RIP

> "We're gonna get a direct hit. 185 mph winds"

So COMFY :3

probably a jew gonna increase the price 500%

>954 north of PR

man, why the fuck do they lie so blatantly?

305 here

This is not comfy

First for negroes being higher than white americucks

supply and demand kiddo
would you rather someone who didn't need very much get every bottle available at the normal price?

Turks & Caicos nigs getting drunk before they die.
Wind is slowly picking up.

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

so this is essentially a non-event for Orlando, right?

I was going to stream it but this looks boring as shit with current projected path.

Repeaters and Irma dissipates over Cuba

...

Nope, manager moved them all there to keep isle clear of cimpouts
Lady is trying to figure out if they're for sale or not

rubbing alcohol and warm fruit punch gatorade

If they tell you to evacuate just go west. Cat 3 or less I would stay. Dont fuck with 4 or 5

ITS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING IT WILL BARELY SCATHE FLORIDA AND BECOME WEAK ASS CATEGORY 2 BEFORE HITTING THE CAROLINAS HAPPENING CANCELED

Is that Gang Gang?

Actually it will obliterate both Cuba and Florida killing thousands.

>one person taking enough water to survive 6 months instead of 2 days

>175mph still
>Projected to miss Cuba
>Waters around Florida 31C
>Eyewall likely to pass through Miami

F

You'll get within spitting distance of the eye but no direct hit

Kitty Hawk fag reporting. Getting comfy.

Before he said: "I think we're in the eye! Yea!"
While realistically, the storm kinda passed them already.

publix is shutting down 9pm on friday
gotta get one last sub before we die

He's a big guy.

Miami user here. I, for one, welcome our man made HAARP hurricane overlords.

Plz wash away this degeneracy.

That lady realizes its not the 1980s anymore, right?

SUMMARY OF 200 PM AST...1800 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...20.7N 70.4W
ABOUT 65 MI...105 KM NNE OF PUERTO PLATA DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
ABOUT 70 MI...115 KM SE OF GRAND TURK ISLAND
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...175 MPH...280 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 290 DEGREES AT 16 MPH...26 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...922 MB...27.23 INCHES

SHES HOLDING. NO FURTHER WEAKENING

The Emperor of Shitpost's Floridan base is fucked m8.

>becomes a cat 2 in hot water

fuck out of here

Lincolnton NC fag here.

Gonna get stuff ready for a tropical storm. Power lines will be fun.

Most banks shutting down today so workers can prep, none are making announcements about it though lol

Checked, Go get ur sub you glorious bastard

>codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Nice. Grand Turk will go before Providenciales

COMFY TIP FOR STORM WATCHING DRINKS

Mix hot Apple Cider with 1oz Goldschlager and garnish with a caramelized apple slice, serve hot with cinnamon sticks

For radiofags; hurricane watch net: 14.325.00 MHz

updates, advisories and check-ins with radiofags in affected area

NC fag with the doublewide predicament, my folks are saying if it "gets bad" they'll find somewhere to go, but haven't thought about destinations, just "somewhere", still seemingly not going to my father's bricked place, but might to the hotel option, it's bricked too.

C'MON IRMA-CHAN YOU WHORE HOLD THE HAPPENING TOGETHER

12z euro 24hr

Who /west/ here enjoying another episode of "east coast gets fucked up by some sort of bullshit again"

Az checking in , supposed to drop out of the 100's soon

Everybody wave goodbye to the tiny islands

Okay so what's up with the evacuation? So far only the Keys and Miami Beach has been evacuated? If the storm hits right on all of greater Miami will be kill, right? There is no way they could organize an evacuation of all those people in time. What's going to happen? Miami is a multimillion city, imagine it being hit with the same thing that literally removed Barbuda?

Is it true that Miami-Dade is like 12% White now ?

She's a woman, she's gonna take everything she can get.

Where you at? Gotta find out if Im still working a 12 hour shift on sunday

SO MUCH THIS

>tfw you think she's an asshole
>but she actually stocking up for her local community center
>tfw i'm the asshole

Do it Irma. Also enjoy a pic from a user that was here earlier doing Irma pics.

yup 11%

how insanely boring.

Maybe I will head out to cocoa.

I WANTED MY HAPPENING.

Yes, 12-15% depending on how you count the Miami area.

Fucking kek, why dont we have any live streams where they get fucking wrecked?

>she actually stocking up for her local community center
Mmm hmm.

Buildings are not made of tinfoil in Miami

>if it "gets bad" they'll find somewhere
This is the group that gets stranded on clogged highways and then dies when storm catches them in the open.
Also you can bet your ass that all hotels anywhere near reasonable traveling distance will be absolutely full.
F

DISCUSSION AND 48-HOUR OUTLOOK
------------------------------
At 200 PM AST (1800 UTC), the distinct eye of Hurricane Irma was
located near latitude 20.7 North, longitude 70.4 West. Irma is
moving toward the west-northwest near 16 mph (26 km/h), and this
general motion is expected to continue for the next couple of days
with some decrease in forward speed. On the forecast track, the eye
of Irma should continue to move between Hispaniola and the Turks and
Caicos this afternoon. The hurricane will then move across the
southeastern Bahamas by this evening, and then be near the central
Bahamas by Friday.

Maximum sustained winds remain near 175 mph (280 km/h) with
higher gusts. Irma is a category 5 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson
Hurricane Wind Scale. Some fluctuations in intensity are likely
during the next day or two, but Irma is forecast to remain a
powerful category 4 or 5 hurricane during the next couple of days.

Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 60 miles (95 km) from
the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 185
miles (295 km). An unofficial observing site on Grand Turk recently
reported a sustained wind of 54 mph (87 km/h) and a gust to 66 mph
(106 km/h).

The minimum central pressure reported by an Air Force plane was 922
mb (27.23 inches).

Damn

Actually lower if you remove the Jews

Cubans are white so no it's majority white.

>CGI has come pretty far

SOUTH FLORIDA FAGS REPORT IN.

BROWARD COUNTY HERE, NO SHUTTERS AND HOPING FOR THE BEST.

Thicc is BEST

He just said that when I watched, is it not actually live?

Wa checking in, only thing we get out here is wild fires and an occasional tiny flood, no big habbenings

> YFW you will never fug her in the nose

Um yes sweetie most buildings in Miami are worse prepared for a tropical storm than houses on Caribbean islands.

you mean another episode of "i have to work all day" while the east coast gets to play a life affirming game of shtf preparation

Hialeah here

Will I survive?

This. We're still good

The up side is the hotel is run by a relative, and that relative lives in the office/bedroom of it, if they make it there she'll let them in and there's space.

Brevard here. No shutters, just lots of sandbags.

2 PM projection

>NO SHUTTERS

rip

broward here as well

Nigger fetish. You are literally an ass licking nigger.

that poor shota shed