/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Missing Cocks Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Charging ceases momentarily]
>Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night
>Windspeed 175MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on (if it isn't already)

LINKS
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>WHY WE CAN'T JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=KGkiG3g8PuI

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Cay,_Turks_Islands
youtu.be/1HVv2saWOl0
youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4
youtube.com/watch?v=juYSqSicV_U
stream.webcams.travel/1477310006
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>WHY WE CAN'T JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
>aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
god damnit america

Question to the other 954 user, do you know anyone I can buy coke from? How much is an 8ball here?

for what purpose are those birds restrained in that fashion

transport

BUMP

fascinating

It's been a question since like the 1950s, just keeps popping up because there's never a shortage of stupid niggers.

No, really. I was waiting for the subway and literally this shit came up about "Trump not bombing hurricanes because they fuck up black people."

Nukes is for Commie, not windy.

Should have put some paper down on the seat. Even if they're restrained, they're still going to shit enough to soak through the newspaper.

I hand raised chickens when I was a kid. I didn't have to do this to transport them.

rip in peace Henrietta :(

If it was coming since the 50s. I got news for you. Rednecks in denial. Fuck both honkies and nigs.

Yeah chickens are easy to transport. A small cardboard box with plenty of ventilation holes and a hole so that the chicken can stick its head out is best. They are calm as long as they can see outside, plus makes it easy to give food and water while keeping their shit in the box.

Roosters will try to kill each other if they're not restrained. That's why they're bundled up like that, and every other one is facing opposite so they can't peck at each other.

Did you even read my post? A small cardboard box per chicken. So the ONE chicken is restrained.

HIT MIAMI

I did. I included you post because it was part of the discussion.
Calm your tits, Michael. No one's trying to upstage you we all read your post. Jeeze.

It's going to turn at the last minute and not hit Miami, I just know it

comfy?

Irma's pretty much hitting 1 island today

>the size of the district, which also includes some unpopulated islands like Cotton Cay (1.1252 square kilometres or 0.434 square miles) nearby, is 9.1 square kilometres (3.5 square miles). The population is 186 (est. 2006), all in the district capital Balfour Town, established in 1673, on the west coast.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Cay,_Turks_Islands

>Not naming thread "GET YOUR COCKS OUT EDITION"

Is Miami going to be kill?

i'll have a chicken wrap please

Is NC safe now?

As to not fight you fucking yuppy faggot

It's gonna be a HUUUUGGE direct hit though of Barbuda like proportions

SOMEBODY POST LATEST EURO MODEL WHERE FLORIDA GETS FULLY SHAFTED!

youtu.be/1HVv2saWOl0

Yes, and also the Gulf Coast if Euro models are accurate.

Miami will be deleted.

Nigga you gotta wrap your cock before you put it in

got u homie

The entire Turks and Caicos are fucked. Up to 20ft storm surge onto low lying land and 175mph winds
Rip

yknow these new pics of irma-chan ahve me quite pleased. I dunno if the artist took my suggestion, but when I first saw her I said she needed bigger milkies and in the latest artwork she's got em.

>but you aren't being nice to your chickens that are literally bred to fight til death

Fuck off you plebbit fag. Go complain to the peta/pedo loving faggots in Sup Forums

Hopefully so. Leave Palm Beach be, but fuck up Miami.

Kikebook with the bantz

>It's going to turn at the last minute and not hit Miami, I just know it

it;s Miami, good for nigger music
youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

easy if you have a large SUV or truck... OP car looks like a compact

Arent there a ton of venomous snakes in the everglades?
>storm surge sends snake into Miami
>snakes end up absorbing cocaine from the contaminated water
>snakes om cocaine

f csi

I asked of them to having her "Drawn like one of your french gals" On Barbuda.

A little green heron with a broken wing landed in my backyard while setting up the shutters. Had to drive all the way to north miami to drop him off at a wildlife rehap center because the stupid frost museum wasn't taking any more injured birds because of the storm.
Fuck those niggers that the museum, that place is fuck huge and built like a nuclear bunker.

where is this on the site?

I can only find the GFS

also, thank you based user.

>Irma taking dat girth like a champ

What am i looking at here.

well not quite direct (unless winds shift) but like 100 mph winds.

Not a lot to destroy also.

Irma Penis

>tampa almost entirely out of the cone of possibility

Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal issued a mandatory evacuation order for Savannah.

lol

soon it will just bypass florida and hit New Orleans or Houston

under the global tab

Pity. Its a beautiful place

I'd like to see her leaving behind Barbuda an exhausted mess, then seeing Florida and getting cock awe

you are a good person. stay safe. little guy just wanted a safe place to chill for the storm.

Bad news from the European Model.

>euro models
GET READY

post pics on your facebook. girls love shit like this. you will be drowning in pussy

The death toll in Miami will be worse than Katrina ?

cone will certainly shift west for the 5 PM update. NOAA has been looking for every excuse possible to keep all of the panhandle in the cone and they just found their savior in the 2 pm euro model.

I'm not the artist, but hopefully they deliver

Play this when Irma makes landfall in Miami

youtube.com/watch?v=juYSqSicV_U

>would get HUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
>winds

Nah.
The cowards are evacuating.
Can you believe it?!

It'd be cool if it split florida into 2. We could call them Florida 1 and Florida 2.

right in the urethra

Why should we trust this thing, it's been in whiplash for several days

not gunna lie, thought the only models were under Hurricane.

thanks, user.

Goodbye Roaches and Cacodemons.

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>hits the US on Sept 11
Kek has a twisted sense of humor

Reminder that it's not happening and non florida anons need to fuck off

I wonder if 1st bat is home atm, guarantee haaf ain't evacuating

You were'nt alone, user. laughed audibly.

fuck that im going to Ft Stewart for the storm then coming home no nogs getting my shit

No, but cost will likely be more. People already learned there lessons from Katrina and harvey, Miami ppl and South Florida hella preparing right now

ALERT. NEW EURO MODEL SHIFTS IRMA WEST. ON CURRENT COURSE ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA WILL BE FUCKING REKT

yeah I'm aware. Roosters are dick heads.

Benis :DDDDDD

this shitty model is so fucking all over the place why does anyone trust this

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Ironic, kinda.

Because its the best possibility for a Happening.

Put all your meme energy into this track becoming "THE" track.

Happening = uncancelled?

cute

Gas yourself, happeningfag

Bush Family strikes again

Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me

I think Jeff uses euro models.

Models get far more accurate as landfall approaches.

how about no

think the're overseas atm but i know they would stay probably train during it, wonder what Paris Island will do if it hit Beaufort.

Like a big banana

Actually more accurate than the GFS so far. If the next GFS run isn't a W shift then I'm fucking done.

Where would it need to hit for the maximum amount of roasties to get btfo?

Pretty big waves in the distance
stream.webcams.travel/1477310006

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So why the fuck has this thing just whiplashed to the west?

kek

>906
Bye,Miami

>This IS the BIG one - Jeff
>I know things - Jeff