THE HURRICANE IS LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY GOING TO KILL ME

HELP ME JESUS CHRIST FUCKING HELP ME

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lol rip

Post tits and then maybe I will help.

>he didn't evacuate when he had a chance

Stay safe user

livestream your death plox

(You)

stop bragging jeeze

its been a nice ride user
farewell

>he still has an internet connection
>he isn't even trying to leave
Coastcucks cannot compete.

Why didn't you evacuate? Fuck you. It's not even hitting Florida until the weekend.

Shit that's harsh mate.....
wanna send me all your shekels?

Have a (you)

>needs help
>posts on Sup Forums
Nah die faggot

YOU GONNA GET RAPED
FEAR GOD'S WRATH

RIP

I will pray for you. If you don't make it say hello to God for me.

Do a backflip, user.

Ok stop you already posted this. Fucking loser

trumps 4d chess will save you

where the fuck is the dolphins logo
the only undefeated team in the national football league

So where do they evacuate you if you have no relatives or friends ?

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It’s time to go now
Haul away your anchor
Haul away your anchor
‘Tis our sailing time

Get some sail upon her
Haul away your halyards
Haul away your halyards
‘Tis our sailing time

Get her on her course now
Haul away your foresheets
Haul away your foresheets
‘Tis our sailing time

Waves are breaking under
Haul away down-channel
Haul away down-channel
On the evening tide

When my time is over
Haul away for Heaven
Haul away for Heaven
God be at my side

It’s time to go now
Haul away your anchor
Haul away your anchor
‘Tis our sailing time

you're already going to swindle him out of his insurance money. isn't that enough?
>"should have read sub-clauses, goy. all 800 pages of them."

How the fuck do you get killed? Are you living in an cuckshed? Are you planning on walking on the streets during the hurricane?

Why do hurricanes hate cucktalists?

shut up you pussy im in Florida not far from the beach and i'm staying.

>Go curl up in a ball and kiss your ass goodbye.

Don't die, my dude.

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RIP in piece, OP.

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Go to the beach and hold on to a tree. Hopefully nothing will smash you in the nogging

God I hope it kills me, my only regret is not living to see California turned to ash

>Go to the beach and hold on to a tree
Do this but don't go to the beach, go to a forest instead. Also watch out for flying bears.

eat shit and die

Please periscope your death or get in a shelter or something.

checked

Americans make their houses out of shit materials. That shits going to be flying 2 streets down.

Not if you kill it first

Here you go faggot

dig a hole moron

OP GET THE FUCK OUT OF MIAMI

Farewell

You should've left when you had the chance user...

dumb fatty, kim will end you, not le hurricane

Lived through several hurricanes. Not concerned about this once since it will weaken by the time it arrives hear. However we got a pretty solid house

If it's good enough for a tornado.

Git rekt n00b

rip user

Sending positive vibes.

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

Innocent Canuck here.

Do people actually die in America because of the weather? Doesn't the government and army execute state-wide evacuation procedures? It would be easy for America to do; your army is the biggest logistics organization on Earth. Or what?

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People don't die in Canada because of icy roads?
Doesn't the government evacuate people every time it snows?

Spend your last hours wisely.

ok, good luck.

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That'll teach you for driving an SUV as big as a small house.

you have been posting this for 3 days just fucking die already

QUICK
NOBODY HELP HIM

Here OP, you'll need this for when shit hits the fan. Houstonfag here; if the storm doesn't kill you then the aftermath might

MOMMY HELP THE WATER'S RISING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LEARN TO SWIM

you have a day to drive out of wherever it is you live unless youre on an island

maybe you should have thought of that before you supported anti-global warming measures

Get drunk, jack off or have sex, do any drugs laying around, say a prayer to be forgiven for your sins and embrace death user. It comes for us all one day.

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WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

Cowboy the fuck up and save yourself.

>tfw op

Attention whore detected.

>No food
>No water
>No gas
>Highways fucked to hell
>Even Georgia is evacuating
YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKED

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Yes we do, but people dont wanna leave cause the niggers are dumb and dont leave and then loot peoples shit. So basically niggers ruin everything.

God you Florida faggots kill me.

>Get in car
>Drive to somewhere safe, id say Tallahassee
>Get a decent hotel
>Go out to eat, get a good steak
>Shitpost in hotel room for the rest of the night
>Repeat for a few days
>Go back home

You just got a nice unexpected vacation.

EVACUATE NIGGA

>icy roads?

You're comparing icy roads to an incoming natural disaster that will devastate whole communities? I don't think you're taking the question seriously. Canada definitely mobilizes the military in national disaster situations. All first world countries do. Except America. Funny.

>know for several days that a hurricane is coming
>do absolutely nothing about it
>bitch when it starts coming
Also this

Get up the stair Jimmy

kek wills it

EAsier said than done when highways look like pic related

LOL your so right.

lmao op is gonna die
he better livestream it.

Looks like normal i-4 traffic to me. Is this a picture from the evacuation?

k, keep me posted

America: climate change is a left wing conspiracy!
Climate: hold my beer

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Rest in pieces user

>no hurricanes ever struck Florida until man used fossil fuels

Did Kid Rock just make the best Political Speech Ever?
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>Me driving South to hunker down while the way north was clogged
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS

I made this image about a year ago. Never thought I would still be seeing it. Its the only image Ive ever made that has survived longer than a few days

the climate has undergone massive changes far before people even had fire. i'm not paying a pleb goy tax to some kike just because muh climate change. or was it global warming? they can never seem to get it straight for some reason. also, it affects the third world mostly allegedly so if i'm a white guy the best thing i can do is global warm as much as possible to btfo the nigger horde.

Good luck finding fuel and a vacant hotel. Do you think we haven't thought of this?

It's just China testing out its newest super weapon. Guess they're getting better at aiming.

im still in the keys..am i fucked?

I guess all those deaths don't mean anything. Let's laugh at them for dying because it's a joke

FACT: At least half of Florida will be underwater possibly permanently

>tfw comfy in Maine